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Clips from Archer - Liquid Lunch (S07E07)

"- I'm sure you are. - Because I could kind of use your help."
Archer
"until I finish my breakfast burrito, I..."
Archer
"In the well-toned flesh."
Archer
"I'm here."
Archer
"Well, but this is a Grande Cuvée, so..."
Archer
"Why is Slater here? Why are you drinking champagne with him?"
Archer
"And may I please have some of said champagne?"
Archer
"- I don't remember. - Well..."
Archer
"Wait. I thought she was banned from there."
Archer
"Uhh, we should probably hear him out."
Archer
"- Goddamn it. What? - Okay."
Archer
"in love with three crazy gals,"
Archer
"That's On the Town!"
Archer
"but can they really not find this Hinkins guy?"
Archer
"- Goddamn it! Give me that! - And obviously,"
Archer
"Especially Project MK-ULTRA!"
Archer
"Wait. MK-ULTRA..."
Archer
"Yeah, it's since been, uh, discredited, but..."
Archer
"- Discredited for being batshit-crazy! - It wasn't..."
Archer
"experiments by Nazi war criminals,"
Archer
"spoiler alert... came to work for the C-I-goddamn-A!"
Archer
"Wait, what?"
Archer
"Oh, is that the box where they kept informed consent?"
Archer
"- Wait, what? - Mental patients, Lana."
Archer
"They gave them LSD every day for six months."
Archer
"Oh, and what about Project Artichoke, before Ultra,"
Archer
"Is that supposed to make it better?"
Archer
"of a very dark and twisted iceberg."
Archer
"Trust me, if there's a hell, those"
Archer
"Doing unspeakable things with bananas."
Archer
"to work for the CIA again?"
Archer
"- No, you couldn't! - Oh, you can't!"
Archer
"have to come see my one-man show,"
Archer
"- Oh... - Dude, is that blackface?"
Archer
"- everybody here in the office? - Yep, yep, yep!"
Archer
"Dang! You don't have to be hurtful."
Archer
"I feel like I do. And how do you think you're gonna pull this off?"
Archer
"Scopolamine, the zombie drug."
Archer
"- That dress? - Right?"
Archer
"- My ass! - My mouth. Wait."
Archer
"I think it's neither the time nor the"
Archer
"- You are exactly the one! - First of all..."
Archer
"Could you both please shut up and do what I hired you to do?"
Archer
"He's not. But there's somebody up"
Archer
"there who should know where he is."
Archer
"Yeah, Lana. Ow!"
Archer
"You know what's amazing?"
Archer
"Okay, what's this guy's name?"
Archer
"He asked, idiotly."
Archer
"Damn it!"
Archer
"Yeah, the gun's just a conversation piece."
Archer
"Although if this is for real, I'll never forgive myself."
Archer
"You are under my complete control."
Archer
"a trap, and he's still alive,"
Archer
"Boolean search, hypnosis,"
Archer
"Why? Shut up! Why?"
Archer
"Huh."
Archer
"- You are under my... Ow! - You son of a..."
Archer
"Are you out of your mind?"
Archer
"Walk in here with you idiots smoking reefers"
Archer
"like a bunch of yardbirds, and you spritz me?"
Archer
"Mm-mm."
Archer
"And when I get back from lunch,"
Archer
"you people had better be hard at work!"
Archer
"What am I gonna do, Lana, stand out"
Archer
"- I... - Two. Eckerd, I'm serious."
Archer
"Please. I'll tell you where he is."
Archer
"Yeah, and he's not going to."
Archer
"Hinkins is at the Tuntford Arms,"
Archer
"But I also think I want the lavender"
Archer
"convinced I was actually drowning"
Archer
"- Wait. Not... - Yes! Literally!"
Archer
"So get on the table, idiot."
Archer
"when I'm totally unfazed by this."
Archer
"Gonna just leave that there? Lana?"
Archer
"Plus, I bet this only affects women."
Archer
"- Uh-huh. - However you choose to self-identify."
Archer
"Aah!"
Archer
"And just to reiterate, waterboarding will"
Archer
"Which, looking back, I'm kind"
Archer
"- Lana... - No-o-o-o!"
Archer
"Yeah, but I... Oh, come on, Lana."
Archer
"It is a proven fact that torture makes"
Archer
"you say what your captors wanna hear."
Archer
"with what you truly believe are"
Archer
"Well, y'all heard the man. Come on!"
Archer
"Sorry."
Archer
"- I was putting away the blintzes. - I bet."
Archer
"- Silence, woman. - Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"What the..."
Archer
"I turned them into little, wiggly pugs."
Archer
"stripped down to their unterpantzen."
Archer
"you just call her up and ask her out?"
Archer
"Old people love sherbet!"
Archer
"Moot! The question is moot,"
Archer
"because I didn't make out with Ellis Crane!"
Archer
"You were saying?"
Archer
"I'll take the lobby. You two take that stairwell to the roof."
Archer
"Really Wanna Plow My Mom" Freud!"
Archer
"That's not even..."
Archer
"An endless ticker tape, and we are the data!"
Archer
"I'm gonna sneak up on him from the side."
Archer
"Well, you didn't even have one."
Archer
"The thing here is that I am not paying you!"
Archer
"- Shh. - What?"
Archer
"Shh, shush, shush, shush."
Archer
"But, uh..."
Archer
"Oh, my head."
Archer
"Pants, hell. Where's that damn cat?"
Archer
"What? I don't even remember that."
Archer
"You don't have to. It's on tape."
Archer
"So now we gotta go see Jo Jo Dancer."
Archer
"Which better be as racist as it looks."
Archer
"- You can just cool your jets in there. - Yes, Doctor."
Archer
"And by "jets," obviously I mean your actual cooling jets, so..."
Archer
"Oh, and as for the rest of you..."
Archer
"Now that I think about it, let's"
Archer
"Archer, hey, I'm glad you're here."
Archer
"I'm sure you could. But unless it's helping you leave me alone"
Archer
"- It's actually about your mother. - Oh. Is she in this burrito?"
Archer
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