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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Yes And (S02E02)

"You know, for safety."
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"-Action! -I'm tired of running in circles."
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"I'm tired of running in circles."
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"Why don't we get it like five more times?"
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"I'm tired of running in circles."
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"I'm tired of running in circles."
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"[Abe] Let's get it ten more times."
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"-Ta-da! -We did it."
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"-What now? -We die, have our guts ripped out"
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"Ooh..."
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"Alone, please?"
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"Oh..."
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"-Right now. You and me. -What?"
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"I booked us a room for the weekend. Pack your bags, let's go."
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"Where? Why?"
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"Less asking, more basking."
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"In the sun, that is. Santa Barbara."
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"-I'm not really in the mood for-- -I think some time away"
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"could be really good for us, as a couple."
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"Oh."
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"I know you've been really bummed out about the movie,"
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"but I don't think moping around the house with Diane all day is healthy."
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"All I've ever wanted was to be in this movie,"
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"Yes. There are lots of people who don't like their jobs."
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"-Yeah, that's easy for you to say. -What is that supposed to mean?"
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"Well, come on. You're a network executive."
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"You don't give a shit about work."
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"I actually have a lot of pride in what I do."
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"hoping some of the garbage stinks less than the rest"
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"so you can quietly renew that garbage and keep failing sideways"
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"-watching your former assistant's garbage. -I don't know where this is coming from."
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"Every good thing that ever happened to you happened"
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"Great house, great career, great life! Must be why I'm so happy all the time!"
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"My life was ruined by a network executive like you."
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"Well, I'm sorry that things have been so hard for you,"
BoJack Horseman
"but that doesn't give you the right to be shitty to me. I can't be around someone"
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"who's just fueled by bitterness and negativity."
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"Well then, what are you doing here?"
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"What happened, BoJack?"
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"Same thing that always happens."
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"You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses,"
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"all the red flags just look like flags."
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"-So, Wanda's moving out. -Oh, shit. Because of me?"
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"No. Because of me."
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"I'm sorry. You wanna watch another episode of Horsin' Around?"
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"Where Olivia does the school project where she pretends an egg is a baby."
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"Why won't you go home?"
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"and not have to talk about anything or explain anything."
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"He would just say, "How was your day?" And then he would say,"
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""Hey, did you know the monorail was invented by George Monorail?""
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"And I would say, "I don't think that's true.""
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"And he would say, "Well, if he didn't invent it, he certainly perfected it.""
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"I'm sorry I made things so difficult."
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"And if Kelsey didn't get fired,"
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"For a little bit."
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"But there has to be more."
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"Well, when's the last time you were actually happy?"
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"[audience applauding]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"Oh."
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"[laughs] Yeah."
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"Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"Hey. How are you?"
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"You can't do what anymore?"
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"Uh, have you tried Bluetooth?"
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"I think maybe we should stop calling each other, for a little bit."
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"I'm sorry. I just miss you too much."
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"But listen, I love you. Okay?"
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"I love you, Diane."
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"-Where is he? -I don't know, sir."
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"Can't do this to me. Where the hell is he?"
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"♪ Then may you find it May you find it at any cost ♪"
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"♪ Of the parade ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na."
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"I thought that was her thank-you present, that she was leaving,"
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"I'm listening."
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"You like coq au vin?"
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"We got an offer in for this new play off-Broadway."
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"Now, that's a lot of apple sauce."
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"[all laughing]"
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"My name's Bryan and you haven't won me over yet."
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"We call that "yes, and...""
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"-Yeah, I don't know-- -And they say, "Wow, she sounds amazing.""
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"-I don't think-- -Indulge me."
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"Ah. Kofi Makir. Am I pronouncing that right?"
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"It's Copernicus."
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"Oh."
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"-I don't know... -Hey, if you're down with the prov,"
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"Yeah, I can't wait to finally work on something good, you know?"
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"This movie's about Secretariat, a racehorse."
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"-[Todd mimics farting] -[Wanda] Ugh!"
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"And if I hear one more peep out of you--"
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"so why bother doing anything?"
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"[audience laughing]"
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"-Whoa. -Mm."
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"Hey, your assistant wasn't out there, so I just-- Ooh."
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"-Oh, hello. -Look at this urn."
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"-Well-- -What do they know?"
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"-Well, um-- -I am in."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Go sit on a sharp dick, you piece of shit."
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"[slurps] And again?"
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"I'm tired of running in circles."
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"Yeah. I mean, for a little bit."
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"would that have made you happy?"
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"Ah."
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"Oh."
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"It's too hard."
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"Just so you know, I had to register the corporation in your name."
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"-[Todd groans] -[all laughing]"
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"We're on Mars?"
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"drink beer, and watch old episodes of Horsin' Around."
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"Spoiler alert: Ethan needs to make an omelet."
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"I can't talk to you on the phone all the time."
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"Oh, that was just me doing an improv."
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"Yeah! Go home, Goober!"
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"I can't do this anymore."
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"She was an orphan. She had a tough life."
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"Are you saying you're finally ready to settle down with yours truly?"
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