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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Yes And (S02E02)

"-You know what I think? You're shit. -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"Shirley's lemon meringue? Mwah."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, it's no banana cream pie."
BoJack Horseman
"Because it's a different kind of pie?"
BoJack Horseman
"Why did you have to antagonize him?"
BoJack Horseman
"I wasn't trying to antagonize him."
BoJack Horseman
"Lucky me, I get to stay here"
BoJack Horseman
"and work on this movie that's gonna ruin my career."
BoJack Horseman
"There's no reason to sulk about it, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"Or you could sulk about it."
BoJack Horseman
"Besides, I don't think Diane's the person you wanna be going to for life advice now."
BoJack Horseman
"Why? Just because I've been drinking myself to sleep on your deck chairs"
BoJack Horseman
"and lying to my husband for the last week? Hey, there's a Cheez-It on the shelf."
BoJack Horseman
"-I just had the most amazing prov sesh. -No one cares, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"And my car runs on farts."
BoJack Horseman
"Not a suggestion."
BoJack Horseman
"[mimics farting]"
BoJack Horseman
"I want to become a Level Two,"
BoJack Horseman
"so I can finally achieve clarity on the Mainstage with the chosen ones."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, shit, Todd's in a cult."
BoJack Horseman
"It's just a dogmatic school of thought"
BoJack Horseman
"taught by a for-profit organization"
BoJack Horseman
"with the promise of social and professional opportunities."
BoJack Horseman
"-Ahh. -It's a cult. And I know."
BoJack Horseman
"I learned a little about cults during that year I was a Scientologist."
BoJack Horseman
"Coincidentally during that year, I read a book about cults."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, are you saying Scientology is a cult?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, Scientology is not a cult."
BoJack Horseman
"Improv is a cult."
BoJack Horseman
"I wanna be very clear. This is about improv."
BoJack Horseman
"no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives."
BoJack Horseman
"Allegedly."
BoJack Horseman
"Would you talk to her?"
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs] Yes."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes, and I am a Nazi Kardashian."
BoJack Horseman
"Heyyy... Hitler."
BoJack Horseman
"President Lohan! Get away from that fire hose!"
BoJack Horseman
"[all] Fire hose!"
BoJack Horseman
"[grunts] Sorry I'm late, guys!"
BoJack Horseman
"-If you miss one more class, you're out. -I'm sorry. But, wait, Bryan isn't here."
BoJack Horseman
"He's been negative, so Copernicus thought he could benefit from some time away."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, uh, all right."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, you know, I was actually talking to my best friend,"
BoJack Horseman
"and he said improv is a cult."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, that's crazy, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"[all laughing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, no. I don't wanna go. I love this place."
BoJack Horseman
"My friend just doesn't know how great you guys are."
BoJack Horseman
"It sounds like your friend's not yes-and'ing you."
BoJack Horseman
"Invite him to your graduation show."
BoJack Horseman
"If he's too negative to support you, you should take a good hard think"
BoJack Horseman
"about if that's the kind of energy you want in your life."
BoJack Horseman
"[groans] I hate good hard thinks."
BoJack Horseman
"I love you, too, Mr. Peanutbutter. But I-- I gotta go."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm-- Yeah, I'm building a school for deaf kids."
BoJack Horseman
"The kids get jealous if I'm talking on the phone."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, okay, bye."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, shit. Is Wanda making you get rid of me?"
BoJack Horseman
"Except keep acting in this movie you hate."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, yeah."
BoJack Horseman
"I really thought I could do it. I thought I could go far away and help people"
BoJack Horseman
"and be this best possible version of myself."
BoJack Horseman
"And what happened?"
BoJack Horseman
"I couldn't."
BoJack Horseman
"I wasn't the person I thought I was."
BoJack Horseman
"I'd love to stay and wallow with you, but I gotta head out."
BoJack Horseman
"but is now a scene where he swims in a fishing hole"
BoJack Horseman
"-with his girlfriend "Susie Side." -Yeesh."
BoJack Horseman
"If you wanna blow off work, I'm probably just gonna sit on the couch,"
BoJack Horseman
"Hmm."
BoJack Horseman
"[audience laughs]"
BoJack Horseman
"-Sabrina! -[Sabrina] What? I didn't peep!"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh!"
BoJack Horseman
"Did you go to work today?"
BoJack Horseman
"I was gonna, but then I remembered everything is garbage,"
BoJack Horseman
"-True story. -Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"[the horse] Oh, you didn't."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, you did."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hello. -Hey, could you get the door?"
BoJack Horseman
"The property's gonna be ready in June. Gives us two months"
BoJack Horseman
"to get everything we need out of this place."
BoJack Horseman
"Mm. Perfect."
BoJack Horseman
"-What? -Just until the divorce is finalized."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, not literally. Well, one literally."
BoJack Horseman
"Know what, actually, he might be a falcon."
BoJack Horseman
"This is a temporary technicality, I promise."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm not gonna leave you holding the bag. Okay?"
BoJack Horseman
"Mm. Mm."
BoJack Horseman
"What's going on in here?"
BoJack Horseman
"Mr. Peanutbutter, shut the door."
BoJack Horseman
"Rutabaga and I are starting a new agency, and we want you to come with us."
BoJack Horseman
"It appears the cat is chasing the dog."
BoJack Horseman
"Are you in or out?"
BoJack Horseman
"Are you kidding?"
BoJack Horseman
"You're the agent who got me Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities."
BoJack Horseman
"-Right, so-- -Do they know things?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Right-- -Big fan."
BoJack Horseman
"I like you guys."
BoJack Horseman
"[coughs] Goober sucks. Why doesn't he ever go home?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey, guys. -Shut up, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey, whoa! -Boo! Party foul!"
BoJack Horseman
"-You knocked over Bucking-can Palace. -Come on!"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, sorry, I'll clean that up later."
BoJack Horseman
"Listen to this guy, "clean it up later." Hasn't picked up his shit in years."
BoJack Horseman
"and it would really mean a lot if you came."
BoJack Horseman
"[cell phone ringing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Hello?"
BoJack Horseman
"-What kind of pants are you wearing now? -What? I don't know. The normal kind."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah? Mm. Are they comfy? A comfy pair of pants?"
BoJack Horseman
"I guess. Why?"
BoJack Horseman
"when the studio sues the pants off you for breach of contract."
BoJack Horseman
"They're suing me? Also, are you wearing comfortable shoes?"
BoJack Horseman
"Because that was a long road to walk to get to that punch line."
BoJack Horseman
"You need to go back to set. You can't just not go to work."
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"Remember, you wanted this."
BoJack Horseman
"but I'm tired of running in circles."
BoJack Horseman
"[Abe] Cut!"
BoJack Horseman
"Perfect. But let's get that last part again."
BoJack Horseman
"-Anything you want me to do differently? -No, I just think we should get it again."
BoJack Horseman
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