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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Yes And (S02E02)

"Put me down for a supersized "sounds great.""
BoJack Horseman
"But with an even larger main course of "sadly, I cannot.""
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"I am swamped here at work. First, I gotta put my suit on."
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"Then I gotta go to hair and makeup."
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"Then we record the show."
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"And then I gotta take my suit off."
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"So, that's, like, the whole day. Sorry."
BoJack Horseman
"Ah."
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""Try Scientology"?"
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"about trying improv comedy?"
BoJack Horseman
"Improv comedy? I don't know..."
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"Yes. And in a Martian ice cream shop. Care for a butterscotch swirl?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Why not come by our theater and try a free class?"
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"Okay! Can I bring this food inside the theater?"
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"Ha, good one."
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"-But no. -Oh."
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""That's when I learned that guns can blow a vato away."
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"We got it!"
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"That's the day, everybody."
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"-You sure we got it, Abe? -Of course. You were phenomenal."
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"the boom mike fell into the last shot."
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"What am I, Kubrick? We can fix all this stuff in post."
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"It's an easy scene."
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"Boom. Bam! Done!"
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"But Secretariat never actually taught math in South Central."
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"we'll give them gangbangers."
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"I can't wait to get home. I got a coq au vin in the slow cooker."
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"I think so. Is that the move where a French girl pours soup in--"
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"Come over for dinner, okay?"
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"-You'll love it. -Okay."
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"Chin up, big guy. So, we ain't making Casablanca."
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"-BoJack. Shut up. -Aah! What are you--?"
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"-What? -Shut your stupid mouth, you idiot."
BoJack Horseman
"As you know, you're my favorite client."
BoJack Horseman
"If I left Vigor, would you follow me to a new agency?"
BoJack Horseman
"Sure, but no one's gonna hire me after this movie comes out."
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"The script turned into a piece of shit, and the director is a total hack."
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"Good guy, total hack."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's get you something before the movie comes out."
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"-She? -Yeah, this hot new playwright Jill Pill."
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"New York Magazine called her the enfant terrible"
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"of the immersive theater world,"
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"and then later clarified that that's a compliment."
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"It sounds like the kind of thing I should be doing now."
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"-Something artistic and bold. -Rehearsals start in two weeks."
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"[all] Apple sauce!"
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"Oh-ho!"
BoJack Horseman
"That was so funny."
BoJack Horseman
"Which one of you guys wrote all those funny jokes?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, Todd, here at Shenanigags, we make things up on the spot."
BoJack Horseman
"-Let's try it. Give me a suggestion. -Uh... I don't know."
BoJack Horseman
"Your suggestion was "suggestions.""
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"-Way to break the fourth wall. -That wasn't that funny."
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"-Oh, Bryan. -Todd, in improv,"
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"No matter what. When someone makes a suggestion, you always try to build on it."
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"Yes, and if you mess up, that's okay. It's all part of the fun."
BoJack Horseman
"Is it really that simple?"
BoJack Horseman
"Ugh! It's incredibly complicated and requires years of training."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, Bryan."
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"[all laughing]"
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"But improv isn't just about a constant clamoring for attention and validation."
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"It's about community."
BoJack Horseman
"I've always wanted to be part of a community."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, you are now. Your first class is $200."
BoJack Horseman
"I thought you said it was free."
BoJack Horseman
"Every day I'm telling people all about the great stuff you're doing there."
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"And I say, "I'm here to confirm she is an incredible woman.""
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"-Well-- -You know, the sound guy's wife"
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"works with at-risk teens."
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"And I was like, "Yeah, that's okay, but compared to what my wife is doing,"
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"-your wife is bullshit!" -Oh."
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"-Um-- -Because I am his boss."
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"I wanna hear someone else talk about how what a selfless hero my wife is."
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"-Oh, uh... -Ah, now come on."
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"-Most refugees got their tongues cut out. -Find one with a tongue."
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"Okay."
BoJack Horseman
"[in softer voice] Hello. I am refugee from village."
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"Hey, Todd, you had some killer provs in class today."
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"Yes, and that zombie dentist scene was so innovative."
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"-Oh, Bryan. -Guys, look."
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"Yes, I am new."
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"Copernicus is the founder of Shenanigags."
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"That guy is the Jan-Ove Waldner of modern improv."
BoJack Horseman
"-Who is Jan-Ove Waldner? -The Michael Jordan of table tennis."
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"-Let's go talk to him. -Are you kidding?"
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"Man, Todd, you don't know shit. You're just a tourist."
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"If you're one of us, prove it. Go improv that lady over there."
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"Freestyle."
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"No audience, no net."
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"All right. I'll do it."
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"-Hello, old ma'am. -Oh, hello."
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"I'm just waiting for my friend Doris. Have you seen her?"
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"Yes,"
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"and she exploded?"
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"Doris exploded?"
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"-You just got prov'd! -In your face, lady!"
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"That is not what I thought coq au vin was. But it's great."
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"-Oh, stop. [laughs] -Bam!"
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"Like Emeril? Ha, remember that?"
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know who Emeril is, but he sounds delightful."
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"BoJack, Abe tells me you guys are almost done with the movie."
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"One week left!"
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"You two lovebirds gonna do any traveling or anything?"
BoJack Horseman
"because BoJack's doing a play there after you finish."
BoJack Horseman
"That's my favorite place to eat crinkly candies."
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"even though the movie's gonna be a piece of shit, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"-What? -Oh, you said "piece of ship," right?"
BoJack Horseman
"Like shipshape? [giggles]"
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"-Okay, moving on. -Hey, it's fine."
BoJack Horseman
"Right?"
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"[Abe slurps]"
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"-Wanda, would you help me with dessert? -Uh, okay."
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"but I don't think we're going to be done in time."
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"because the movie's such a piece of shit and all."
BoJack Horseman
"I mean, you're the one who said we're not making Casablanca."
BoJack Horseman
"Right, because Casablanca is a movie about a club owner named Rick."
BoJack Horseman
"That movie already exists. Why would we make Casablanca?"
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"-This is a different movie. -I think there was a misunderstanding."
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"And that mister is me understanding you just fine."
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