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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Yes And (S02E02)

"[snoring]"
BoJack Horseman
"When she got that wine delivered to the house,"
BoJack Horseman
"What sabbatical? I fired you."
BoJack Horseman
"[groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"Yes."
BoJack Horseman
""Need direction?""
BoJack Horseman
"-Huh. -Excuse me? Sir?"
BoJack Horseman
"Why not? It's not like there's anything else to do."
BoJack Horseman
"Here on Mars."
BoJack Horseman
"[♪♪]"
BoJack Horseman
"But calculus? Calculus can blow a mind away.""
BoJack Horseman
"[Abe] Cut!"
BoJack Horseman
"Really? Because that kid sneezed in the middle of my monologue."
BoJack Horseman
"Secretariat's a nice guy, the Spanish kids learn a lesson."
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know what Secretariat did or didn't do. I wasn't there."
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah, but-- -Okay, so the studio wants gangbangers,"
BoJack Horseman
"-We get paid either way, right? -I guess."
BoJack Horseman
"No one can know I'm here."
BoJack Horseman
"Theater? That's what real actors do."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I told them that, but they said she wanted you."
BoJack Horseman
"-She came out of nowhere. -Jill Pill?"
BoJack Horseman
"Are you ready to go to New York for six months?"
BoJack Horseman
"New York's a great city to live in for six months"
BoJack Horseman
"and not a second longer and only if you're insanely wealthy. I can't wait!"
BoJack Horseman
"we get suggestions from an audience then make up scenes based on them."
BoJack Horseman
"There are just a few simple rules. You don't ask questions. You don't say no."
BoJack Horseman
"I am so proud of you."
BoJack Horseman
"And he had to agree with me."
BoJack Horseman
"-Listen-- -Let me talk to one of the locals."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, my name is..."
BoJack Horseman
"Coffee Maker. [groans]"
BoJack Horseman
"Eh..."
BoJack Horseman
"-Who's that? -What are you, new?"
BoJack Horseman
"No, I'm not."
BoJack Horseman
"you gotta prove that prov."
BoJack Horseman
"The streets are ours!"
BoJack Horseman
"Poor Doris..."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I'm no Emeril Lagasse, but we do get by."
BoJack Horseman
"He said "bam.""
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, should I give him a sitcom?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, I love plays. -A play."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh?"
BoJack Horseman
"Although I gotta hand it to your husband. It has been a really painless shoot,"
BoJack Horseman
"Anyway, what were we talking about? Who knows?"
BoJack Horseman
"Abe knows what we're making."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah. New York is so great in the summer,"
BoJack Horseman
"We're looking at a ton of reshoots."
BoJack Horseman
"-Are you kidding? -Well, you know,"
BoJack Horseman
"Did that hurt your feelings?"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, you literally meant we're not making the actual movie Casablanca?"
BoJack Horseman
"You think I don't get enough takes? I'll get more takes."
BoJack Horseman
"Just wait, see how many takes I can get."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, don't go. We haven't had dessert yet."
BoJack Horseman
"You're happy. You didn't want me to go to New York."
BoJack Horseman
"Diane does raise some good points."
BoJack Horseman
"No, she doesn't."
BoJack Horseman
"I knew I kept these things around for a reason."
BoJack Horseman
"I didn't see that stop sign."
BoJack Horseman
"Yes."
BoJack Horseman
"-Stop. No, stop it. -Please stop."
BoJack Horseman
"What? No, improv is not a cult."
BoJack Horseman
"-I really don't think it's that bad, guys. -Why does anything matter, right?"
BoJack Horseman
"Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting,"
BoJack Horseman
"Please stop."
BoJack Horseman
"[panting]"
BoJack Horseman
"Todd, we take tardiness seriously here at Shenanigags."
BoJack Horseman
"-He's later than I am. -Bryan's not gonna be at practice anymore."
BoJack Horseman
"He's been reassigned to the Shenanigags comedy cruise line, the Giggleship."
BoJack Horseman
"-Is that a reward or a punishment? -That's up to Bryan."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's have no more questions about the Giggleship."
BoJack Horseman
"So, hey, hi."
BoJack Horseman
"How long are you thinking of staying here? Just for my own reference."
BoJack Horseman
"No one is making me do anything."
BoJack Horseman
"Sabrina was such a little bitch."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, Diane, you're still here. And BoJack is here."
BoJack Horseman
"They're hawks."
BoJack Horseman
"Rutabaga, this is too--"
BoJack Horseman
"Well, well, well, what delicious irony."
BoJack Horseman
"Go home, Goober."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, Goober's the one who should go home."
BoJack Horseman
"-You suck, Goober! -Hey, Goober! Get murdered!"
BoJack Horseman
"Clean up your shit, Todd."
BoJack Horseman
"it's just a dumb cult, but you're my best friend"
BoJack Horseman
"Just wondering what kind of hit you're gonna take"
BoJack Horseman
"-This is serious. -We're not just doing bits?"
BoJack Horseman
"You started it with the pants thing."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm tired of running in circles."
BoJack Horseman
"[sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"through our noses, and get enshrined inside of it. Duh."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, BoJack, can I talk to you for a minute?"
BoJack Horseman
"So, good news. We're gonna go on a trip."
BoJack Horseman
"and you just want me to put on a happy face--"
BoJack Horseman
"until you retire to a three-point-five bedroom garbage"
BoJack Horseman
"because of network executives like me."
BoJack Horseman
"That show you spend all day watching, your house, your career--"
BoJack Horseman
"-You don't know-- -I don't?"
BoJack Horseman
"You didn't know me. Then you fell in love with me."
BoJack Horseman
"And now you know me."
BoJack Horseman
"I should. I know I should."
BoJack Horseman
"I wish I could just go home right now and crawl into bed"
BoJack Horseman
"And I wouldn't have to say, "I'm sorry I left."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm sorry I'm not the person I thought I was.""
BoJack Horseman
"And he would say, "I love you.""
BoJack Horseman
"The longer you keep lying to him, the harder it's gonna get."
BoJack Horseman
"Can I ask you something?"
BoJack Horseman
"and you got to make the movie you wanted to make,"
BoJack Horseman
"But then..."
BoJack Horseman
"Probably..."
BoJack Horseman
"You microchipped my penis? Check, please!"
BoJack Horseman
"[laughs]"
BoJack Horseman
"[all] Todd!"
BoJack Horseman
"Mr. Peanutbutter?"
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, yeah. Uh, okay."
BoJack Horseman
"♪ And if you come to search For what is love ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"♪ Go now You'll go, but don't just hide ♪"
BoJack Horseman
"-but then she just drank the wine. -Five days ago."
BoJack Horseman
"-Morning, everybody. -Aah! Kinko!"
BoJack Horseman
"Another beautiful day in the city of Brotherly Angels."
BoJack Horseman
"No. Kites are sky trash."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, Mr. Peanutbutter. You wanna go fly a kite?"
BoJack Horseman
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