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Clips from Archer - Deadly Prep (S07E07)

"Suppressing fire!"
Archer
"No. Oof!"
Archer
"Yeah, I should probably know that..."
Archer
"who'd been to six different boarding schools since he was five!"
Archer
"he was gonna die tonight, Cyril. For him it's just Tuesday."
Archer
"Well, I can't say I blame him."
Archer
"I can't imagine what it would be like to know when you're gonna die."
Archer
"What the hell can you possibly be comparing?"
Archer
"You trying to think of a lesbian joke?"
Archer
"What possible difference could it make,"
Archer
"Please stop saying "pre-pre." Shut up."
Archer
"and you're not gonna screw this up for her, Archer!"
Archer
"I-- um-- I'm a-- a private investigator?"
Archer
"if you can believe it."
Archer
"Hey, what's happening? Are you okay?"
Archer
"Yep. Because of all the swirlies."
Archer
"Oh for the-- fine, I'll do it myself!"
Archer
"Archer, you can't do this... yet."
Archer
"Plus I didn't give you cancer."
Archer
"Except for maybe Whitney. Oh, and Hitler."
Archer
"What the shit, Ivy, what are you--"
Archer
"- Ahaa! - What?"
Archer
"And and and and and and and!"
Archer
"I shoulda drowned you in piss when I had the chance, you little fa--"
Archer
"with who you became, that I bet you're both gonna die"
Archer
"Ahh! Yeah, right?"
Archer
"Do you smell that?"
Archer
"Oh, my God, did you shit yourself?"
Archer
"Ahh."
Archer
"Archer, wait!"
Archer
"Hang on! There's--"
Archer
"In the-- In the safe he had"
Archer
"Hey, Swirling!"
Archer
"wasted all the ammunition!"
Archer
"- the bullies who tormented a scrawny teenage boy with no friends? - You!"
Archer
"and now as an adult you're a bully."
Archer
"you've been running from those two your entire life."
Archer
"Me what?"
Archer
"The same kind of split-second decision-making"
Archer
"Idiot! Ow!"
Archer
"from my nose, and then you dunk me, and hold me under for..."
Archer
"Archer-Kane? Kane-Archer? I'll leave the name blank."
Archer
"No."
Archer
"Archer, I want you to kill me. I'm sorry?"
Archer
"A glass house?"
Archer
"You're going to jail! Well, you say that."
Archer
"No!"
Archer
"Seriously. That must be so sticky."
Archer
"than being forced to watch you die"
Archer
"strangle you to death with my bloody and broken hands!"
Archer
"And then he punches me, hard, and I'm choking on the blood"
Archer
"Who the heck is shooting at us?"
Archer
"Well, but are you actually mad at me,"
Archer