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Clips from Archer - Deadly Prep (S07E07)

"Calm down, I thought I was killing the other guy."
Archer
"Because I thought he had cancer."
Archer
"And also in prep school"
Archer
"Pneumonia! From what, complications from AI-- Ow!"
Archer
"was about to pay me $300,000?"
Archer
"Not to kill him? That's extortion!"
Archer
"Yeah. Well, you may be right about that."
Archer
"But I'll tell you this, Swirling."
Archer
"- Great shot, Archer. - Yeah, right?"
Archer
"You think he knows Ray?"
Archer
"I can't. Why not?"
Archer
"After the whole biker voicemail fiasco..."
Archer
"Haha! Ow! Haha! Ow!"
Archer
"And we're dead."
Archer
"So while you're getting the money out of the safe-- What?"
Archer
"Longwater! Just like the--"
Archer
"think in a much larger sense"
Archer
"Fighting somebody bigger and stronger than you? Crazy, right?"
Archer
"Hint! It wasn't great!"
Archer
"Yeah, just gonna give them some space,"
Archer
"So listen, I know you've had your heart set on AJ going to Country Day,"
Archer
"Because studies have shown that if a child's intelligent,"
Archer
"Anyway, so keep your chin up, or down I guess."
Archer
"No, I actually-- I actually got it"
Archer
"Well, you should be! Why the hell"
Archer
"I actually used to be the world's greatest secret agent?"
Archer
"Kids? I think owls?"
Archer
"Well no, obviously I don't-- wait, why did you hesitate there, on "ten"?"
Archer
"Probably so people driving by have to watch him"
Archer
"I'm the guy with the gun! Not the asshole, with eight toes!"
Archer
"No, but this is!"
Archer
"Lana! Lana, we're--"
Archer
"What, why you're stalking this guy?"
Archer
"to make the Olympic-- What the?"
Archer
"Oh, huh-uh, you don't get to take the easy way out, Ivy."
Archer
"Archer!"
Archer
"which means I'd be stuck doing drop-offs and pick-ups every day."
Archer
"Long time, no see!"
Archer
"Are you-- Cyril, you followed me?"
Archer
"Cyril, c'mon."
Archer
"I bet this was his plan all along."
Archer
"Okay, so call Ray, on your cell!"
Archer
"The Veronica Deane case, I know."
Archer
"Cyril, what're you--"
Archer
"Cyril, I am so mad at you right now, my mouth tastes like copper."
Archer
"and then plunge us off the cliff, and then if you're still alive,"
Archer
"Well, but I"
Archer
"How you like that, Ivy?"
Archer
"Whoa!"
Archer
"and then grow up to be a titan of industry"
Archer
"Oh that. Yeah, that's gas. What?"
Archer
"that I'd like to kill more than Ivy, and since I haven't yet,"
Archer
"Did you learn nothing from this?"
Archer
"No, dummy, that was just a ruse."
Archer
"Their respective rate plans!"
Archer
"Yes! or..."
Archer
"Malory, he was Jewish!"
Archer
"Ahh. Oof."
Archer
"so it's not a death sentence anymore, is my point."
Archer
"and it's all echoing off the tiles,"
Archer
"Uh, yeah. Literally scores of them."
Archer
"Why not? Don't get shitty with me!"
Archer
"instead of a lemonade stand,"
Archer
"What is what good for?"
Archer
"Yeah, Cyril!"
Archer
"Archer! Can you at least put some money on my canteen account?"
Archer
"Recommendation letter. Got it. Shut up!"
Archer
"Do you have children?"
Archer
"But, ya know, who's to say if that's any worse"
Archer
"looks like a robbery. But I thought he had cancer."
Archer
"From St. Josh!"
Archer
"Do you want to talk about how you bully me?"
Archer
"Son of a-- Can't have anything nice."
Archer
"Anyway, you each had"
Archer
"a slow and agonizing death? Right?"
Archer
"What? Biathlon, I know,"
Archer
"Seriously?"
Archer
"though my good friends call me Ivy."
Archer
"I didn't know we were drinking."
Archer
"Stalking? It's just hamentashen!"
Archer
"It's much more important that learning is fostered in the home"
Archer
"At first I thought--"
Archer
"so you'll be out of here before..."
Archer
"Jesus, really?"
Archer
"No, seriously."
Archer
"Look--"
Archer
"When someone uses the term "exclusive""
Archer
"and then start pounding Armagnac."
Archer
"Even a tiny spark--"
Archer
"I also find it interesting that you,"
Archer
"♪♪"
Archer
"you think to yourself "Pretty gay sport," but--"
Archer
"Cyril! I swear to God I will leave you!"
Archer
"Why not? And in summertime,"
Archer
"I know, Cyril, but think of the alternative. His hands are tied."
Archer
"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Archer!"
Archer
"He follows me, I kill Whitney, he kills me,"
Archer
"May I speak with you a moment, please?"
Archer
"He's on the board, Archer. One word from him, and A.J. is in."
Archer
"well, I guess a bunch of cop cars,"
Archer
"Jumped out at the last second, Cyril."
Archer
"Ivy."
Archer
"She said, phrasing? Boom. Huh?"
Archer
"You think I won't kill you?"
Archer
"Lana, I want you to tail him tonight, and--"
Archer
"And apparently her business"
Archer
"Well I just don't want to suffer."
Archer
"A little? You almost killed me!"
Archer
"Hello, Cyril Figgis, owner and lead investigator of The Figgis Agency."
Archer
"With what, AIDS?"
Archer
"would you say that to the headmaster?"
Archer
"Mmm, no, I think just the three."
Archer
"Cyril!"
Archer
"Well, good luck with no vagina! Ugh."
Archer
"Well, we can't call the police."
Archer
"What are you, 9 years... Ow!"
Archer
"Have gun will travel reads the card of a man ♪"
Archer
"Cyril, why aren't you calling Ray?"
Archer
"Bye, hon. Oww!"
Archer
"What?"
Archer
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