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Clips from Key and Peele - Les Mis (S03E03)

"- Well, we're glad to be back. - Yeah, glad to be back."
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"Thank you very much."
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"over the year that we've been gone."
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"I think... you know, race is really polarizing..."
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"- Yes, it... mm-hmm. - in this country."
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"we... and we, you know... we visit race ourselves"
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"a couple of times, you know, here and there."
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"And sometimes what we'll do"
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"is we find ourselves encountering"
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"And what's funny is the spectrum of fandom is easy."
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"if you're a 12-year-old and you're a fan of Key and Peele"
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"and you're a fan of Key and Peele,"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"I'm enjoying the program, young man."
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"The older you are, the more you have to say to us."
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"It's like the conversation just doesn't end."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - All right, thank you, sir."
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"Thank you, thank you. Thank you for watching."
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"Will do. all right, man."
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"- Thank you, man. - Don't let it stop now, man."
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"But just remember,"
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"you ain't on thin ice, brother,"
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"- We're still talking? - Stay responsible."
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"It's not..."
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"I ain't trying to shut you down."
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"to apologize,"
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"and you went to school, and they started calling you A.A. Ron..."
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"- You are present? Balakay."
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"Jay-Seeka."
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"Thank you."
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"Mr. Garvey?"
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"What is it, A.A. Ron?"
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"Some of us need to leave a few minutes early today."
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"Oh."
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"And what pray tell..."
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"is the reason for this premature exodus?"
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"Um, we have to leave 15 minutes early"
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"to meet up with our clubs."
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"All right, you know what?"
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"That might work with other substitute teachers,"
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"but I taught in the inner city"
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"for over 20 years."
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"Now, y'all wanna leave my class early"
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"so y'all can go meet up at the club."
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"What, Jay Quellin?"
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"We have clubs for special interests."
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"Fine. I'll play."
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"The usual suspects."
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"Future leaders of America."
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"- No. - Then sit the flip down!"
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"I don't even know why I'm about to ask you this."
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"Balakay, what club are you in?"
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"Um, part of the Spanish club."
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"Span... the Sp... you about as Spanish"
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"I'm in the Chess club."
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"Uh, I'm sorry, sweetheart,"
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"you are not in the Chest club."
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"The Mosquito Bite club, maybe."
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"- Ah, that's hurtful. - Truthful."
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"There he is."
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"- A.A. Ron... - Hey."
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"What club are you in?"
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"dedicated to a TV show!"
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"Mischievous and deceitful!"
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"This is Principal O'Shaughnessy."
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"Now, does anybody in here have a valid reason"
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"for leaving this classroom? Tym-Oh-Thee."
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"Yo, yo, yo, what up, what up, what up?"
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"Yo, I'm your host, Big Peep-Paroo!"
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"that's right, that's right. To my left, we got the champion."
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"This your boy, Rhino D, and I'm about to fronthand..."
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"backhand his ass off the mic!"
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"100 USDA pure meat. no filler right here, dawg."
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"Okay, gentlemen, battle rap!"
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"All right, yeah, man. Now, here we go."
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"You're shook, son. I'm gonna eat you for breakfast."
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"- 'cause I'm a cook, son. - Ha ha!"
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"I stole a cop-a-feel from your girl's breasteses!"
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"Wait a minute. Get back."
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"He don't even know, man. Hey, listen, man."
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"Relax, man. Hey, I need you to relax a little bit."
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"- Ahhhhhh... - What the [bleep] you doin'?"
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"I'm telling you, take... can you take it down a little bit, man?"
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"Yo, what's up, dawg? You know, my [bleep] is rich."
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"Hey, hey, get your boy..."
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"- Aaaaaahhh... - Oh, man!"
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"Aaaaaahhh..."
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"- Aaaaahh! - Why would you... listen."
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"All right, you guys gotta go, man."
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"No, you're all done, man. You got to go."
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"That's right, man. Yo, we got a champion still."
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"Hey, what's happenin'?"
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"- Aaaaaahh... - Just...give me the hat!"
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"You could scream and shout and shove people"
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"Hwah!"
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"And I'm turnin' the tide."
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"and scream, but we'll never get disqualified."
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"Laa laa laa!"
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"Man, for good measure, while you're looking at the lake,"
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"just give me one more good Aaaahh."
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"Aaaah..."
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"other occupations that had hype men in them."
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"- Yeah. - Like, you know what I mean?"
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"Like if a lawyer had a hype man."
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"I think that would be great. - Yeah, that would..."
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"- Your honor, I object. - Oh, ho ho!"
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"He objects!"
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"Not only is the prosecution being argumentative..."
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"This [bleep] is argumentative!"
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"This next sketch is definitely going to get..."
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"If you are a guy, it's going to get you in trouble"
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"So we recommend that you either leave the room,"
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"- Or play it coo... play it cool."
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"somehow get your lady out of the room."
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"No, gentlemen, I would suggest you take a diamond ring..."
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"- If you have one laying around. - of a significant..."
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"- of a significant carat. - Oh, yes."
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"And just chuck it out a window."
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"As far as you think you need to."
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"Hey, girl, I'm home."
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