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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - The Fantastic Pho (S01E01)

"You, uh... You wanted to see me, Owen?"
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"and started peeing on the apricots?"
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"I didn't pee on the cheese."
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"You feel me?"
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"Then why are you still here?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Did you know All American Burger is right across the street?"
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"Yeah. Well, I'm glad you made it here."
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"Okay, well, just so you know,"
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"You're gonna love it, all right?"
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"- Oh, great. Look at this. - What?"
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"We got to switch. Switch with me."
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"That were complimentary, by the way."
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"something you're passionate about."
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"- Oh. - Oh."
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"- It's what? - Pho."
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"It's chicken. You love chicken."
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"I had to send two kids home with chicken pox,"
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"I'm, like, itchy. Will you look at my back?"
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"- Let me get you caught up to speed. - Yeah."
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"Uh, with you."
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"- He's crazy. - Um..."
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"90% of all new restaurants go belly-up within a year."
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"And currently, there are none on Long Island that sell pho."
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"Okay, well, that's great."
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"Not yet... I got to pitch them."
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"Oh! Pho ready. Let's do this."
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"- What? What?! - Showtime."
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"Showtime!"
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"Country of mystery."
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"one of their finest achievements... pho."
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"What's all this green stuff?"
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"It's seasoning. Give it a shot."
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"You know what? I don't really mind the green stuff."
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"Now, Duffy, please, let's be honest."
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"You know what? You're right. I'm gonna do it."
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"Yeah. What?"
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"- Smart move. - Actually, it's not."
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"Can't watch these guys get rich without me."
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"- Yes! - I'm in."
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"I'd ask you how the soup is, but that electric smile"
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"Hey. There you go. Enjoy."
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"I told you. You having fun, sweetheart?"
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"putting a face with the brand, okay?"
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"I am. I mean, I'm not gonna lie."
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"In the future, next time I get a feeling,"
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"So, what's a girl got to do to get some pho around here?"
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"You got to wait in line and pay."
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"Okay, yeah, um, Dad, this lady"
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"wanted hers with no scallions, so..."
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"Ahh. Scallions gone."
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"Without me, you're just a thick man in a rusty truck."
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"Now you don't like the truck?"
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"Ka-ching, ka-ching!"
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"Something wrong with you? We sell pho."
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"Mr. Chu has pivoted away from the organization."
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"Well, wait a minute... We are the investors,"
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"Honey, it's the only side!"
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"Look, I called the guy who sold it to me."
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"You're out with your dumb friends,"
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"You're making noise,"
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"But you won me over"
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"You know how I know? 'Cause the temperature's rising."
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"And then I thought, "You know what? Nah.""
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"Oh."
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"How old is she?"
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"I don't know. She's very old."
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"Truck. The truck."
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"for having some crazy-dreamy eyes."
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"and sell you my truck."
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"with a ton of money burning a whole in his pocket."
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"You're gonna love the truck. Just make that out to "Gable.""
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"Yes!"
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"For a moment, it was pretty sweet."
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"Thank you, Chale. I-I hope so."
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"I once had a business that I was very passionate about."
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"It... It was a great idea."
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"Didn't work out."
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"- Yeah. - Yes."
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"- before I started talking. - Yeah."
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"Kevin Gable, please see the manager."
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"Kevin Gable, please see the manager."
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""Owen"?"
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"Sorry. Mr. Durning."
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"Exactly. Like the name on the sign out front."
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"That's right... My dad owns the place."
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"You've mentioned that a couple times."
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"Here's the sitch."
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"I noticed on the security monitor that you popped"
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"a cube of cheese from Rose, the sample lady."
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"- It was a free... - Don't deny it, chief."
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"I see everything."
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"I'm not denying it. She asked me to try it."
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"I don't know... Is there a problem with that?"
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"Would there be a problem if Homeless Joe came in here"
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"Now, one more screw-up, and it's your keys."
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"The whole ring, chief."
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"I do. I-I feel you."
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"I don't... I don't know."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"I pulled in there by mistake. It's like muscle memory."
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"My body was like... Just wanted to go there."
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"And I know your policy on foreign food..."
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"If you can't read it, you don't eat it."
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"That's right."
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"What's the, uh... What's the deal here?"
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"Do I got to take off my shoes? Do I got to bow to anybody?"
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"I'm not eating anything raw... Anything, okay?"
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"And I don't want to cook my own food, you know,"
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"where they put the hot rock in the middle there"
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"and they're like, you know, "Get to work.""
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"I'm like, "You get to work. That's what I'm paying you for.""
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"Honey, I know all your food rules, okay?"
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"There's no rocks. There's no raw food."
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"There's no sourdough bread."
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"Why would I want my bread sour, by the way? Seriously, I mean..."
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"I can see the sign from All American."
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"It says "urger.""
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"It says "urger," but I know what they mean, and I know..."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Switch. Switch."
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