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Clips from Fuller House - Mad Max (S01E01)

"DJ Tanner, yeah, you rock!"
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"Come on, everybody give it up for Max!"
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"Max, Max, Max, Max!"
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"Max, you just played Coachella."
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"Thousands of people are chanting your name."
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"Holy chalupas!"
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"Max, if you can play Coachella, you can certainly play a second-grade recital."
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"Go knock 'em dead, Max."
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"Thanks, Aunt Stephanie. We're still friends."
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"Oh, wow! Now that was fun!"
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"Emoji guy loved your barnyard samples. Apparently, he grew up on a farm!"
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"He's flying us all to Lake Como. It's Clooney's birthday. Let's get on that jet!"
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"I'm... I'm so in!"
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"- What are you doing? - I wanna see how Max's recital went."
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"No, I pulled you out of that cult. You're back with your own people now."
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"Hi, Tommy."
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"- Ramona? - Huh? What?"
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"He's right here."
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"Hey, we had some plumbing problems today. Know anything about that?"
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"See, the truth is..."
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"Tommy flushed his diaper down the toilet."
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"I hope you learned your lesson."
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"Oh, I think he did. He looks really sorry."
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"strolling across the floor, slam-dunking your diaper in the toilet"
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"and vaulting up to the flusher."
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"Well, I'm off for coffee with Hank."
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"He's also an investment banker slash UFC Heavyweight Champion."
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"I think you're gonna break a record tonight and sleep five hours in a row."
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"- Your text said you were going to Italy. - I was."
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"I don't know, I got on the plane and everybody was drunk and stupid."
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"You should have seen the emoji guy's face when I told him to turn his plane around."
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"Something like this..."
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"I just got to thinking about everything I'd be missing here."
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"I missed Max's first recital and Jackson's gonna start dating soon."
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"No, he's not."
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"I definitely don't wanna miss Tommy's first words: "I love you, Aunt Stephanie.""
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"I can't believe I'm hearing this."
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"but these kids, they've really snuck into my heart."
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"Ooh... Look who's getting sucked into the vortex of motherhood!"
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Steph, you alright?"
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"No, you're not. What's wrong?"
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"I really don't wanna talk about it."
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"Hey, whatever it is, you can tell me."
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"I can't have children."
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"Are you alright?"
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"I'm okay."
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"You know, I just found out a while ago. It's just not gonna happen for me."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
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"I was in England and you had just lost your husband."
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"You had enough going on."
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"But then I moved in here"
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"and I really got to know your kids,"
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"and feel what it was like to have a family of your own..."
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"Things changed."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Aw, this breaks my heart."
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"But you should know that my kids are your kids."
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"And we appreciate everything that you do. We love you."
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"Not that I'm counting, but that was our fourth hug in a minute."
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"Why are you crying?"
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"Gosh, I'm just really sad that I missed your first recital."
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"Well, cheer up. Mom has it on her phone."
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"You can watch it over and over and over again."
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"Just in time!"
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"How was coffee with the plumber?"
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"Oh, it was great."
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"Hank lives on the water in Sausalito, in a cute little..."
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"♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪"
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"until I put this bad boy on."
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"This thing really is super-magic."
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"What did you write on my profile? Wha...?"
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"Can somebody get the door? I'm trying to feed Tommy!"
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"You have a visitor. She's English and she's hot."
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"Oh, my God, Shannon! What are you doing here?"
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"It's a family, you know, where you wind up five times a day in a group hug."
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"- Bye! See you next week. - Bye!"
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"Yeah, I have to get to the pet clinic."
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"What?!"
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"Max, Max, Max, Max!"
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"Hit the lights on your way out!"
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"my vlog exploring the world of Ramona, with your host, Ramona!"
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"So, if you're thinking about babysitting..."
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"And third..."
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"Well, then... carry on."
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"Yeah, we probably shouldn't talk about work."
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"I didn't work there. I just like picking up guys."
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"It is going off in the VIP bathroom."
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"Ah! Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!"
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"No, you won't. I'm not going out there, Mom."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey! What are you doing back so soon?"
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"I can't believe I'm saying it,"
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"I can't help it. I'm turning into Dad."
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"Come on, bring it in."
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"- What do you call it? - Houseboat?"
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"As I predicted,"
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"Well, no more jumping off your changing table,"
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"Here."
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"Whoa!"
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"The point is this is obviously a cry for help."
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"Max, Max, Max!"
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"How could you make a joke?"
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"I don't need conversation. I just need a man to get to work on my pipes."
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"- Boxcar. - Forget hypnotizing Tommy."
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"♪ With a... here and a... there ♪"
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"Deal."
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"Okay, Max, the truth is you don't need the scarf."
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"You're right. That's a lot of granny panties."
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"What do you think, I'm in preschool?"
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"Did he now?"
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"Come with me to Coachella."
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"I get it."
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"If you girls are into plumbers, check me out on plumbersmingle.com."
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"DJ Unbreakable... broke?"
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"Oh, Stephanie."
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"It's a waste of time."
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