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Clips from Fuller House - Mad Max (S01E01)

"Just so I know, when will you be home?"
Fuller House
"Like, Monday or Tuesday?"
Fuller House
"What if you meet a hot guy that's got a yacht docked in St. Tropez?"
Fuller House
"Mm... Good point. Maybe Wednesday."
Fuller House
"Hey! Did you know there's a limo outside with champagne?"
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"And coconut shrimp and mixed nuts and free ice."
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"Dear God, you're living with gypsies."
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"Joke's on her. I had my feet in that ice."
Fuller House
"I have Max's recital and now I have Tommy. Kimmy, can you watch the baby?"
Fuller House
"I've got a meeting, but Ramona can watch him."
Fuller House
"Yeah, I'd love to help out. Tommy's adorable."
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"Oh! Well, I wanna pay you."
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"Now he's even more adorable."
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"We take credit, debit or PayPal."
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"- I'm not prepaying, Kimmy. - You get double miles."
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"Now let it out slowly."
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"- You feel better now, right? - That did nothing."
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"Status update: I'm doomed."
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"Max, Max, listen to your big brother."
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"Whenever you're nervous on stage, just picture the audience in their underwear."
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"Trust me, it works."
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"When I ran for class treasurer,"
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"I had to make a speech in front of the whole entire school."
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"But you lost."
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"Yeah, that's because I was imagining all the girls in their underwear."
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"Hola, shalom, howdy-do and welcome to Ramona's World,"
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"Today, I'm babysitting my little buddy Tommy."
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"Say hi to the Internet, Tommy."
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"Hi!"
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"Second, parents with money."
Fuller House
"Well, I guess that's all you really need."
Fuller House
"Uh-oh."
Fuller House
"My cohost is experiencing technical difficulties."
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"In his pants."
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"It's okay, it's okay."
Fuller House
"First tip of diaper changing, never breathe through your nose."
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"Second tip, do not look directly at what you're doing."
Fuller House
"By the way, this is a great time"
Fuller House
"to use up that bottle of J-Lo perfume your grandma got you for Christmas."
Fuller House
"Um..."
Fuller House
"We were never here and you never saw this."
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"Why is Cosmo wearing your underpants?"
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"Jackson told me to."
Fuller House
"Tyler, congratulations on passing the pre-screening."
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"You have now advanced to a pre-date meeting to see if you and D.J. click."
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"I'm so nervous."
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"I've never met a neurosurgeon slash Victoria's Secret Angel."
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"I'm sure she's gonna be just as nervous"
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"meeting a Navy SEAL slash bestselling romance novelist."
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"Before I introduce you two, I noticed on your profile, you said you weighed 200."
Fuller House
"Seems a little closer to 207."
Fuller House
"How did you know that?"
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"I used to guess people's weight at the carnival."
Fuller House
"That must have been an interesting job."
Fuller House
"Okay, I'm gonna go find D.J."
Fuller House
"My toilet is still clogged and you said the plumber would be here two hours ago."
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"Just tell me the truth. Is he coming?"
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"Or is this like the cable TV guy"
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"where I wait from ten to four and then he shows up at midnight?"
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"Never mind. He's here."
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"Thank goodness you made it."
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"Kimmy let me in. I'm Tyler. You're D.J., right?"
Fuller House
"Yeah. So are you ready to get started?"
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"Great. Let's get upstairs."
Fuller House
"- You don't waste any time. - Well, I wish I could do it myself."
Fuller House
"Unfortunately, I need help."
Fuller House
"Wow! This is going really well."
Fuller House
"I need to get to my son's recital, so how long is this gonna take?"
Fuller House
"I can be in and out in 15 minutes."
Fuller House
"Why are you taking your shirt off?"
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"You brought me into the bathroom. I figured you wanted to start in the shower."
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"No, I wanna get started on the toilet."
Fuller House
"Okay, your house, your rules."
Fuller House
"What kind of plumber are you?"
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"Oh..."
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"I'm a naughty plumber..."
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"and you are the lonely neurosurgeon, huh?"
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"- He's here. - I'm the plumber."
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"- You're not a plumber? - I'm a naughty plumber."
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"That's Tyler. I found him for you on a dating site."
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"He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket."
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"Okay, somebody, just fix my toilet!"
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"And when I say "toilet," I mean the toilet."
Fuller House
"So what are you, about 250?"
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"You're getting sleepy."
Fuller House
"Go back to your earliest memory."
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"For you, that might be when I said, "Go back to your earliest memory.""
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"To get him to nap. Nothing is working."
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"Hypnosis isn't real."
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"Remember that magician at the party who tried to hypnotize me? It didn't work."
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"Houseboat."
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"I just helped Iggy Azalea find her contact lens."
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"She was so grateful, she gave me a hair extension."
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"- Aren't you glad I rescued you? - Yes!"
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"Okay, so great news. DJ Unbreakable went crowdsurfing and got dropped."
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"He fractured his arm."
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"Yes, and now they need you on the main stage right now."
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"- Are you kidding? - I'm not kidding!"
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"She's not kidding."
Fuller House
"Here, have a crab leg. There."
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"You're up next, buddy. Jackson and I will be cheering you on."
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"I need my super-magic scarf, but Aunt Stephanie took it."
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"She took your super-magic scarf?"
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"- What happened to the underwear trick? - It didn't work."
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"My puppy was cute, but that crowd is full of wrinkly old people."
Fuller House
"Ugh!"
Fuller House
"What magic scarf?"
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"The one you're wearing?"
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"Ugh! I'm an idiot! Put him on."
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"It's Max. Remember me?"
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"But lucky for you,"
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"I can transfer the magical powers of the super-magic scarf through this phone."
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"Play that song now and I'll prove it."
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"Okay, what's up, party people?"
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"I've got a special guest coming live from Harvey Milk Elementary,"
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"Mr. Mighty Max Fuller!"
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"♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪"
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"♪ Here a... there a... everywhere a... ♪"
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"♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪"
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"Oh, come on, you jaded ravers! He's a little kid!"
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