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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ear-Sy Rider (S03E03)

"Like right into my hand."
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"Hang in there, Mudflap, hang in there."
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"Yeah, I got one here, somewhere..."
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"Really? No, no."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, keep breathing."
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"ready... push!"
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"If I didn't have one with Logan?"
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"That one? A whole cake."
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"Hey. I'm sorry my kids"
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"Here it comes!"
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"Aw."
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"Mudflap, is there someone you'd like to cut the cord?"
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"This baby's yours."
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"This baby is your spawn."
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"Oh..."
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"You're a daddy."
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"From when?"
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"Sometimes the one you slept with nine months ago"
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"Give me that cord."
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"Critter. Right."
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"so how about you keep 'em?"
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"I was just messing with you, you idiot!"
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"Ah! Oh!"
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"They're for my ears!"
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"Lin, you gotta stop reading the police blotter."
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"It just makes you mad."
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"Why would someone steal the sign for Ball Street?"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, God, what is this town coming to?"
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"It's going to crap. Tell me about it."
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"Somebody threw a snow cone at my windshield today."
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"I thought I hit a rainbow."
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"I don't think this town is going to crap."
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"The One Eyed Snakes motorcycle club."
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"Been waiting forever to bust these out."
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"Wait. I'm a kid!"
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"Come on. Let's take the long way."
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"I'm not afraid of some high school kids."
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"Hey, hey. You can't walk here."
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"Oh, my gosh, I can't walk here?"
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"But you said I couldn't, but I'm doing it."
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"Oh, listen to the hum of my butt."
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"clap, clap shut, clap it shut!"
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"Oh, already havin' it!"
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"Horny Dave's favorite jam?"
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"Keep it cranked, Eddie!"
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"Oh, God, don't come here, no, no, no, no."
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"We... do not."
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"What's that?"
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"That is beer. Sorry, we do. I lied."
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"To Horny Dave!"
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"Um, the woman who won that drinking contest,"
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"Well, they say in moderation."
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"Hey, man, they don't judge your lifestyle,"
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"Hassle shopkeepers. "Hey, old man!" You know?"
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"I'll break your window and hit ya with a bat.""
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"Probably just watch a hockey game."
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"To Horny Dave! A helluva man!"
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"A helluva friend!"
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"A helluva lover!"
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"Hope I can still get in."
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"Yep, these colors have been to hell and back."
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"What are those pretty buttons?"
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"Oh, these patches?"
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"And what's that one for?"
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"For blowing up a bunch..."
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"of balloons..."
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"for kids like you."
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"here at Bob's Burgers, right, kids?"
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"Yeah, I'm the, uh, chapter president of these fellas."
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"Horny Dave was, till his grisly death."
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"By the time they pulled him out,"
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"This vest is supposed to make me look"
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"See? Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fighting,"
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"he'd come out and he'd say, "Let's go cook some meth!""
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"And we would, and we'd forget all our troubles."
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"That sounds nice."
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"Maybe we should cook meth."
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"God bless this meth."
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"So, uh, that's your old lady, huh?"
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"Or Dragon. Whichever."
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"She's a special woman."
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"She can open a beer with her boobs."
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"Mine can't do that. It's an art."
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"Is that a requirement for being in the club?"
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"one fine day in spring."
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"It was fall. It was spring."
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"I remember because the azaleas were in bloom."
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"Ooh, azaleas."
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"Oh, we're gonna cook meth."
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"Oh... ha-ha."
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"Okay, time for bed, sweeties. Come on."
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"Can I bring a biker with me to tell me stories?"
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"No, you may not."
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"Please...?"
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"All right, everybody."
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"We drank the place dry. Let's ride!"
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"I'm sure they have designated drivers, so..."
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"Oh, one last thing. Here."
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"Put it in your window. Nobody will mess with you."
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"They might throw a Molotov cocktail in here."
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"Uh! No, no. Right in the window."
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"Uh-oh, we're crossing paths again."
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"We're crossing paths!"
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"not to come around here?"
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"Me, neither!"
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"but I have some problems with math."
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"Well, I'm taking a course in the future."
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"We walk right past you."
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"I'm trying to create a relaxed environment,"
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"I'm making my friends feel comfortable,"
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"and then you come by with all ts attitude!"
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"Hey, you don't want to mess with my sister."
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"She'll wear down your self-esteem"
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"Mm-hmm. Shut up, four-eyes. Oh."
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"With four ears, I can ignore you twice as hard."
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"What, what? What, what?"
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"You've pushed me to the point of break."
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"Laters!"
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"So, I couldn't help notice"
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