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Clips from Community (2009) - Basic Rocket Science (S02E02)

"You guys, forget it. Whoever's towing us can't hear us."
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"You know, this is classic Greendale. That place deserves an anus flag."
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"- Can anyone get a phone signal? - No."
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"Pierce, I keep telling you that that is an iPod,"
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"and you are listening to Wesley Snipes' audio book."
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"He sure hates the government."
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"This is a long shot,"
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"but maybe if I do this, it will solve everything."
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"Damn it."
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"This is all my fault. Very much so."
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"Hey, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch a boot."
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"Where are you?"
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"Where...? Hello?"
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"Uh... We are..."
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"Forty light years outside of the Buttermilk Nebula,"
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"although it is possible..."
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"Yeah, it's a sticker."
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"Hey, Terrible Dean."
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"This thing is being towed with us in it."
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"Oh. Oh, okay, wait."
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"So handicap spots count on Saturdays?"
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"As much as I might enjoy that, if you don't get back in time for the launch,"
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"City College wins, and Greendale becomes just another school"
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"on my resume that no one can call because it doesn't exist."
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"In a moving canister with no phone and no GPS"
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"because the only window is sealed shut."
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"Hell... Hello?"
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"Jeffrey? Damn it."
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"It isn't sealed shut. Hmm?"
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"Window isn't sealed, it slides open when you complete the simulation."
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"If they can open that window, they can tell us where they are,"
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"and we can find them."
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"I was supposed to be on that thing."
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"I know how she works."
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"Hey, that's why they need you to bring her home."
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"I'll get us some coffee."
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"Psycho."
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"- Troy. - Abed?"
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"You can get that window open by doing the simulation."
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"Look at the panel, tell me your recipe. Original."
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"- How many pieces? - Six."
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"- Flavor? - Tasty."
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"We need to get up to delicious."
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"That makes sense."
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"Excellent work, captain."
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"Now keep your herbs and spices balanced"
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"while the crew helps you with teamwork."
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"Guys, we can get the window open if you man your terminals"
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"and we complete the simulation. Yeah, I got a better idea."
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"Gooby dooby, gooby dooby."
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"My readings indicate the need for cooperation."
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"I hate to pull rank on you, but I need you to man your station, Jeff."
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"I hate to pull reality on you, but you got your rank, captain,"
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"by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs."
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"My readings indicate Pierce."
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"- What? - Pierce."
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"My readings indicate you're going to die alone."
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"Why is he saying that? Why is he saying that to me?"
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"He's getting worse. Almost there."
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"Stop talking, old man."
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"You can't make me stop, Pierce, because Troy is giving me life force."
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"I knew it. I knew it."
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"Come on, Troy."
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"Hold on, Troy."
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"Kentucky One? Do you read me?"
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"Kentucky One? Kentucky One, do you read me?"
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"Kentucky One, copy. Kentucky, come in, Kentucky."
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"I've worked out a way to reroute the power from the battery."
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"Reroute to what?"
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"Everybody. Here is the situation."
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"This is Greendale."
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"This is the maximum distance from Greendale we can drive"
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"to haul them back up here in time for the simulated launch."
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"And these are city impound lots,"
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"any of which might be their destination."
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"What are these other circles? What circles?"
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"Looks like you've circled restrooms and truck stops, there's another one."
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"Okay, that is a different side of the map and that is"
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"for a different project. Why do they have star ratings?"
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"Let's get to work, people. Got it, talk to me, buddy, come on."
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"Pierce has got space madness, so he's old,"
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"they're locking him up in the back."
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"You can't do this to me. We just did."
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"Guys, please. You're becoming animals."
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"Oh, shut up, we wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you."
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"When what happened?"
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"When we got towed?"
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"How did you know we were gonna get towed?"
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"I set it up."
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"I called City College about transferring and the dean told me"
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"that he would get me in if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch."
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"I was to make sure nobody was around so they could steal it."
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"Wait, wait, you're transferring? Why?"
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"You guys thought that butt hole flag was so funny."
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"I respect you all to let you hate yourselves,"
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"but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school."
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"Yeah, I'm not buying it. Yeah, let's kill her."
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"Wait, City College was behind this?"
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"We gotta get back in time for launch. Why?"
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"We earned the right to pick on Greendale every day by going there."
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"Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet."
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"Nobody craps in it but us."
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"- Yeah. - Now, that was inspiring."
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"Seriously?"
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"Get to your stations."
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"Thrusters. Full."
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"Thermal shield. On."
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"Navigation. Three."
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"Chicken. Yeah."
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"- Ready? - Ready."
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"Suppertime."
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"Hold it."
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"- Congratulations, crew. - You've worked together."
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"Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos."
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"Greendale? Greendale?"
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"- Say again? - Standby for location."
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"What do you see, gang?"
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"We are in"
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"Coldwater."
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"Here, they're next to the truck stop with three thumbs."
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