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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Triangle (S01E01)

"Must you attack everything Southern?"
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"Isn't there some way we can settle this like rational adults?"
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"How dare you leave in the middle of a fight? You come back here!"
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"I have a few things I want to say to you, missy!"
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"All right, girls, now hold it right there, and I'm not fooling around!"
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"Absolutely not! Now, I have to go."
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"Morning, Dorothy. Ready to go?"
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"- What? - You heard her."
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"- I don't know what to say. - You sure knew what to say last night"
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"Elliot, did you make a pass at Blanche or not?"
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"- Absolutely not. - He's lying."
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"...and blinking. He's lying and twitching and blinking."
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"He is blinking, Dorothy."
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"Maybe I had better wait for you in the car."
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"Dorothy, you just have to believe me."
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"You have to have everyone else's men. It is pathetic."
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"And you take some stranger's word over mine?"
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"I'm not gonna stand for this, not in my own house. I want you out of here."
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"Blanche, you don't mean that. She doesn't mean it."
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"- I do so mean it. - I'll be out as soon as I can find a place."
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"You just watch me."
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"What's the matter, Sophia? You couldn't sleep, either?"
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"No, I was sleeping great, Rose. I just wanted to show off my pajamas."
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"I'm upset about Dorothy and Blanche."
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"Who'd believe that they'd break up their friendship over a man?"
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"- It happens. - What can we do?"
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"- Nothing. Just stay out of it. - I can't do that."
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"Sicily, 1912. Picture this:"
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"a fast-talking pepperoni salesman gallops into town."
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"He dates one one night, the other, the next night."
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"Pretty soon, he drives a wedge between them."
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"Before you know it, the pizza suffers,"
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"the business suffers, the friendship suffers."
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"The girls part company and head for America,"
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"never to see one another again."
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"Rose, one of those girls was me."
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"The other one you probably know as Mama Celeste."
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"Sophia, what's the point?"
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"The point is, I lost a fortune!"
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"I've got to do something."
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"That might work, too."
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"Rose, honey, can I borrow your golf gloves? I already packed mine."
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"- Only if you promise not to move out. - I cannot promise that!"
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"Then putt with bare hands!"
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"(doorbell"
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"They're in the bottom drawer on the left, under my clarinet."
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"Be right back."
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"He's the only man in the world that can make the hair on my arms stand up."
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"Can I fix you a drink?"
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"Nothing you can't fix, doctor man."
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"I can turn your topsoil 'til the cows come home."
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"Rose, please."
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"Wanna see some Polaroids of me in my tennis skirt?"
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"Look, Rose, I'm flattered, and please,"
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"- But Blanche was. - That never happened."
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"Oh, yes it did. Blanche told me all about it."
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"You lied to me about Blanche!"
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"Dorothy, sweetheart, please try to understand. It was no big deal."
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"Oh, you think so? I probably lost one of my best friends because of you."
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"- I take it we're not playing golf. - We're not playing anything anymore."
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"Don't bother. I really have nothing to say to you."
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"Darn right you have!"
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"- (knock on door - Come in."
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"Look, Blanche, we have to talk."
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"Then let me do the talking."
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"Elliot was just here and he told me the truth about what happened."
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"Well, I hate to say "I told you so," but I did. I told you so!"
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"Honey, I'm sorry for not believing you."
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"- There's no excuse for my behavior. - There most certainly isn't."
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"I guess when it came down to it, I didn't believe you because I didn't want to."
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"Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth."
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"Oh, please!"
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"The only other woman who could possibly understand is Priscilla Presley..."
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"...and Susan Anton. No, not Susan Anton."
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"- when I told him he was the first. - But George wasn't your first."
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"Well, he didn't know that!"
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"Look, Blanche... Blanche, I'm sorry."
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"I don't know. I have to think about it."
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"I understand."
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"OK, I've thought about it. I forgive you!"
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"Oh, Blanche, Blanche, thank you!"
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"Oh, Blanche, Dorothy! Oh, I'm so glad you made up."
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"Oh, it takes a big woman to forgive somebody calling her a slut!"
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"You!"
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"Here, taste these. I'm conducting a pizza challenge."
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"One of these is mine, one is Mama you-know-who's."
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"Taste them and tell me which you like better."
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"If I'm right, this could be worth millions."
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"My face could be in every freezer in America."
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"Mmm. A, definitely."
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"- Mmm. Yep, A. - Yeah, A. A, without a doubt."
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"You can't pick men and you can't pick pizza!"
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"And if you threw a party"
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"I used to make it for my husband when he wasn't feeling well."
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"- Hello, everyone. - Hi, Blanche."
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"- What seems to be her problem? - Her blood pressure is up"
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"and she's a little pale and a little tired."
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"Perhaps I could show you some of the highlights sometime."
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"Hmm. How about a Sloe Gin Fizz?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"My, what is that marvelous scent you're wearing?"
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"I can't put my finger on it."
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"I don't even understand who Anderbobo is."
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"All I know is that Dorothy should find out"
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"She could marry that man!"
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"It's not enough that you have had half the men in Dade County."
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"but I have been a very good friend to you, Dorothy."
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"Let me tell you a story."
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"Everything is going great until one day,"
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"Abbondanzal"
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"- Hi. Ready to go? - Soon as Rose lends me some gloves."
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"- No. - They should."
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"I take awhile to warm up, but once I get going,"
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"no offense, but you're just not my type."
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"Oh, it's you."
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"I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman."
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"Ma, you have to have an examination. Your blood pressure is up,"
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"I'm just glad that little Mei-Ling's coming-out party was ruined."
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"Not quite."
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"I can't! I can't just stand by and watch this happen."
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