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Clips from The Golden Girls - The Triangle (S01E01)

"What am I, a doctor?"
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"Temperature, hmm. He must have graduated at the top of his class."
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"- Under your tongue. - Uh, tell me,"
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"Oh, Miami's a beautiful city. I'm sure you'll enjoy living here."
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"Yes, and I'm sure your wife, Mrs. Clayton, will enjoy it, too."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"So, tell me, have you had a chance"
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"- to see much of the city? - No, not really."
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"I'd love to go, too."
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"...every day..."
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"...for the rest of my life."
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"It's very oily."
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"Perfect! We'll go to Jack's Crab House. It's wonderful."
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"Well, girls, is this dress gonna stop traffic or what?"
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"Oh, hello there."
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"I don't believe we've been introduced."
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"That's French for... "Blanche Deveraux. ""
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"- I'm pleased to meet you. - Forgive me for staring,"
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"but I do declare, you're just about the most attractive man I've seen in Florida"
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"since Mr. John Forsythe performed Hamlet at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre."
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"Blanche, might I see you a moment?"
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"Pardonnez-moi."
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"Listen, you keep your bloomers on, Scarlett."
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"Let somebody else feel it."
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"- I saw him first. - But we were meant for each other."
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"- I'm a woman, he's a man. - And what am I, Little Richard?"
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"Oh, all right. Fair's fair."
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"But if he has a friend who makes house calls,"
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"I can be ill any night this week except Thursday."
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"- Well, doctor, how is she? - Her temperature seems to be normal."
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"Tell me, Sophia, are you taking your medication as directed?"
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"I take my medication every day, if I remember."
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"Elliot. Well, ladies, it's been a great pleasure meeting you."
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"Dorothy, it's been especially nice meeting you."
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"I'm sure she's all right, but you call me if you need me,"
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"and I'll see you tomorrow night."
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"Oh, thank you for being a kind and generous god."
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"OK, what do you think of this one?"
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"Dorothy, you and Elliot have been out almost every night this week."
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"He's obviously hooked. You don't have to look good anymore."
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"- I'll change. - Come on. I'll help you pick out something."
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"There's nothing left to pick. The only thing I haven't tried on is the bedspread."
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"- Oh, hello, Elliot. Come in. - Hello, Blanche. Dorothy ready?"
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"Why, sure, if you'll join me."
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"- Oh. - Blanche, you feel all right?"
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"Yeah, let me check your pulse."
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"Ooh, it's racing. You know what? So is mine."
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"- You're a very attractive woman, Blanche. - I know."
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"Very... very attractive."
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"Wait a minute. What are you doing? How dare you?"
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"- What kind of woman do you think I am? - Relax."
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"I am not accustomed to being manhandled."
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"- She happens to be my friend. - No reason to bring Dorothy into this."
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"Hello, Rose."
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"- Hello, Elliot. I'm sorry I'm late. - It's all right, but we should be going."
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"If I'm not back by Christmas, someone take my mother to midnight mass."
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"There is something about that man I don't trust."
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"No, that isn't it."
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"That's terrible! Dorothy'll be heartbroken when you tell her."
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"- I'm not telling her anything. - She's your friend."
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"- You've got to tell her! - Oh, no, I don't."
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"The last time a friend's sweetheart made a pass at me, I lost my friend and her beau."
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"- And her beau? - That's right. Anderbeau Johnson."
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"Clyde Whitehead, Anderbeau's beau,"
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"decided he wanted to see my cheerleader's sweater from the inside."
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"So when I told Anderbeau, she blamed the whole thing on me,"
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"and then Clyde would never speak to me again for telling!"
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"I lost Anderbeau and her beau!"
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"Now you understand why I can't tell Dorothy?"
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"what kind of a man Elliot really is. Now, if you're her friend, you'll tell her."
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"But honey, she'd be devastated! What kind of a friend would I be to hurt her?"
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"What kind of a friend would you be if you let Elliot ruin her life?"
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"They could have a child!"
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"They could adopt a child!"
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"possibly during little Mei-Ling's coming-out party..."
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"...Dorothy's having the time of her life when she goes to the powder room"
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"and she overhears the towel lady telling Mrs. Steinbeck"
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"Hasn't she suffered enough?"
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"Not as much as I have listening to that story."
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"Oh... forget the story."
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"You have to tell Dorothy. She's your friend!"
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"You're right. She is my best friend."
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"Oh, Dorothy. I thought you'd never come home. I have to talk to you."
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"It's just that you're out so late on a school night."
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"It's just so hard. I don't know how to tell you,"
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"except, I guess, just straight out."
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"...Elliot made..."
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"What?"
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"Elliot made a..."
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"Elliot made a pass at you?"
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"You mean, he winked at you. He winks at everyone. He's a very big winker."
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"He came up to me, and he put his big, masculine arms"
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"- I don't believe you. - What?"
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"I don't believe that he put his big, masculine arms"
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"around your alleged tiny little waist."
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"You're used to getting all the attention, and someone comes along"
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"and wants me and not you and it is eating your guts out."
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"- Why? - Because you're a slut!"
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"- A slut?! - Don't repeat everything I say."
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"Don't repeat everything you say? I'm not!"
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"You, Blanche, are an amoral,"
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"because now I know really what kind of person you are."
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"The hell with you and your oversexed boyfriend, Dorothy Zbornak!"
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"Who?"
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"And I'm glad that Elliot is bonging every woman at your country club!"
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"Morning, Blanche. Can I get you some coffee?"
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""Dorothy deserves to know what kind of a person Elliot really is."
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"Now Dorothy's not speaking to me, and I'm not speaking to you."
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"Now you can get me that coffee."
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"I know it doesn't feel like it right now,"
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"- While he's seeing my Dorothy? - Yes."
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"I can't believe it! My daughter is finally dating a doctor..."
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"he turns out to be a scuzz bucket!"
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"Why does everything happen to me?"
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"- Dorothy hates me. - Oh, Blanche, that's not true!"
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"Oh, yes it is, and I hate her right back double."
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"Now get me some cream."
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"Morning, Dorothy. Blanche and I were just having some coffee."
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"- Would you care to join us? - Frankly, Rose,"
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"I would rather use Willie Nelson's hairbrush."
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