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Clips from 30 Rock - Florida (S07E07)

"and they may have a kid who's perfect for us."
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"That's right, I do."
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"But you don't, so have fun while you can."
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"I'm spontaneous."
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"In the meantime, I'm tying up some loose ends."
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"She really didn't leave you anything? That's not very nice."
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"Obviously because of Stockholm Syndrome."
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"Oh, mother, how I miss you."
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"Lemon, I'm not relishing this trip."
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"To that store that sells long-sleeve SPF shirts!"
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"Hey, I need somebody to sign for this water."
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"We're on TV."
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"I saw him pack a wig."
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"Hold my calls, giant bee."
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"- Wassername! - What's her name?"
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"God, she loved looting."
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"I mean, you knew Colleen."
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"Her laugh. Of course."
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"Oh, she was the happiest person I ever met."
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"Sure."
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"I'm sorry."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"That woman clearly didn't even know my mother."
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"Thank you for calling Florida Emergency Services."
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"We'll just solve this ourselves, like that woman on Dateline"
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"I'll distract her while you sneak around and go through her things."
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"Okay, start from the beginning."
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"No, further back."
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"She's lying like a rug!"
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"Her hair is so thick and black."
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"Look, legal views this as a frivolous lawsuit."
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"thanks to a magic camera."
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"Well, don't worry. We'll get everyone to sign."
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"you two could be personally liable for any damages,"
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"Yes."
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"So was Lucifer."
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"Do you have a bathroom I could use?"
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"Colleen had two night tables?"
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"Let me boil up a pot of hot Gatorade. Is blue okay?"
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"who was later revealed to be Colleen's personal spy."
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"made him look, quote, like he takes his sandwich with a pickle."
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"Martha tricked Colleen into thinking she was her friend,"
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"For example, Abraham Lincoln and his roommate Joshua Fry Speed"
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"about the woman who designed all of Pat Summitt's blazers."
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"long after they're gone."
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"In some ways, I'm still pinned under a passed-out Harvey Weinstein,"
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"And to prove it, we hid a camera on a gigolo friend of ours"
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"Please, stop!"
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"Not for me, sir."
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"I apologize."
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"and the pottery I make."
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"Uh-huh. You know what Plato did have?"
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"Lemon, the only way you're like Socrates"
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"is you have the body hair of a Greek man."
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"Are you sure you aren't married?"
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"'Cause this seems pretty married."
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"Finding hookers, is that right?"
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"They're from the L.L. Bean Maritime Professional collection."
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"Uh, careful. Old mattress."
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"It goes without saying, Lemon,"
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"that nothing will happen in this bed tonight,"
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"but why didn't something happen?"
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"We spent a lot of time together."
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"I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three."
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"would have been a mistake."
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"Now what?"
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"where I accidentally ate a pound of marijuana."
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"Also, maybe I was never attracted to you"
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"to be with a middle-aged man with crippling mommy issues."
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"He's broken."
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"Colleen's myna bird told me you spent the night in the car."
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"Jack, you need to come to Orlando and pick me up."
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"Take them!"
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"Fine, get me Gary Derekson."
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"which is how I ended up in a long line"
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"so I tried to cut the line for the Flight of the Hippogriff,"
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"What is the point, Jack?"
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"like that time I sat next to Richard Grieco on an airplane"
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"you'll find a reason to do something totally out of character."
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"I just can't believe it."
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"- She was Mrs. Silly. - Sketch idea."
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"hippies, Italians, kindergarten teachers."
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"What am I supposed to do with this?"
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"I don't know how to be happy."
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"and you're happier than you've ever been."
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"Of course I am."
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"Well, I do have an opportunity for an immediate placement."
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"There is one issue."
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"- No, no, we'll do it. - Are you sure?"
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"One, did you get a little sun? You're glowing."
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"and the den of sin you've built here,"
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"Kenneth doesn't have different hair anymore!"
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"Really, Bev?"
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"Wonderful news? The last time I said that"
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"Classic Tracy. You'll miss this!"
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"Anyway, that was one of the adoption agencies we're working with,"
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"He's a 3-year-old boy from Transylvania -- stay with me --"
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"his name is Dracul -- hear me out --"
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"he is a hemophiliac with a sleep disorder --"
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"Children change everything. Right now, you can do what you want."
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"But once you have kids, you have to be on their schedule,"
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"watch their cartoons, and touch their poo."
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"Tracy, you still do whatever you want."
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"Be spontaneous. You know, stop being yourself."
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"before I had an example of how I'm spontaneous."
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"Nice haul, Mr. CEO. Did you get my gift?"
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"I assume it was the bottle of wine with the card reading,"
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"Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust?"
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"I could put it on chicken or fish."
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"I wrote you a very heartfelt note that said,"
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"Well, I'm not CEO yet."
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"The board has to rubber-stamp me,"
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"there'll be a party for me later this week,"
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"then I have to drive around with my headlights off"
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"until someone flashes me,"
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"then I have to -- Well, it's not important."
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"I'm heading down to Florida this afternoon"
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"to take care of my mother's estate."
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"Fittingly, she left everything to her live-in nurse, Martha --"
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"the house I paid for, the silver, my grandfather's purple heart."
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