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Clips from The Mindy Project - Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party (S01E01)

"I did, a couple times."
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"But then her dog started having these kidney issues,"
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"- I'm sorry, a year ago? - Yeah, a year, year and a half, tops."
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"I am the other woman?"
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"This is horrible."
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"Please fake a work emergency and get out."
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"Oh, here, and you have a message"
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"Early fraud warning."
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"I'm only now realizing the irony of that."
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"He has to go immediately, so..."
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"Yeah. Big sports emergency."
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"Kobe Bryant has been shot."
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"- Kobe Bryant is a famous basketball player. - Yeah."
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"It's touch and go. Gonna be fine."
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"Appreciate it. I appreciate it actually."
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"[Applause] Morgan..."
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"The Bryant family needs Josh right now."
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"(Morgan) Phil Jackson can help the Bryants."
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"I want you to personally guarantee me"
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"you will stay for this speech."
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"You're gonna love it. Say yes, Josh."
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"(All) Come on."
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"Come on, Josh."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, boy, he's in!"
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"Ahem!"
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"Are all literally scum"
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"compared to the woman that's about to take this microphone."
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"I call her the thunder from down under."
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"Give it up for Dr. Mindy Lahiri!"
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"No, no, get up on the stage--"
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"the stairs right here. Everyone can see you."
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"You're a little shy."
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"Let's give her another round of applause."
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"I think that's great."
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"Um, "Thank you all for attending...""
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"Please speak up. Share your voice."
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""Josh and my Christmas party."
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""Josh came into my life this year"
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""kind of my own Christmas miracle"
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""because..."
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"[Voice breaking] "I wasn't expecting it,"
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""With the warmth that I feel in this room,"
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""it is like you are all my coziest..."
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"I've ever heard. Come on."
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"That's an important thing, right?"
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"- Yes! - Yeah!"
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"Big deal. Title of this speech"
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"is "I love you guys so much, I can't even deal.""
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"Okay, "Thank you all for attending""
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"Uh, "and in that spirit, we could all gather close""
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"and join Han--" I'm not gonna--"
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"I'm not saying that."
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"How many pages you got here?"
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"[Chuckles tearfully] Um, like, eight or nine pages."
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"- I had a lot to say. - Yeah. Well, that's good."
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""In, uh, in conclusion,"
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""to paraphrase another great woman of color,"
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""Mariah Carey,"
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""'all I want for Christmas...'"
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"'is all of you.'""
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"[Applause]"
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"- Who's Mindy? - Heather?"
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm here to meet your mistress, Josh."
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"I used the phone tracker app."
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"We have the same password, remember?"
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"You share a password?"
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"Damn right we do."
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"It's our dead dog's name."
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"You co-owned a dog, Josh?"
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"- Come on. Now, wait. - The kidney dog?"
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"She knows about Princess Buttercup?"
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"Princess Buttercup is the name of your dog, Josh?"
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"- Come on-- - Great!"
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"Now I have to change my password!"
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"Okay, she has a key necklace, everyone,"
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"except hers is encrusted in diamonds,"
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"and mine just features diamonds."
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"Danny, did you see that?"
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"Okay, so this is where you've been"
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"on all those last-minute trips to Sacramento..."
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"Shacking up in the village"
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"(Danny) That's not cool."
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"- I will kill you. - No, you're not gonna kill her."
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"- I will kill you in my house. - That's not called for."
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"- Okay, lady? - I will go to prison for life."
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"At least he's not some psychotic monster bitch"
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"who crashes a party and calls a hostess chubby"
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"She's just normal American woman size."
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"- And healthy. - All right, this is a culture of anorexia,"
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"when I found out that my boyfriend of two years"
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"This is my home."
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"Oh! What about my home?"
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"You're a home wrecker!"
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"Hey!"
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"Nothing. I'm just fine."
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Just gonna wash up!"
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"Oh, you know what? We do that too,"
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"Oh, look."
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"(All) No, no..."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Just get down there. Get down!"
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"I said I was sorry!"
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"The bummer is, under different circumstances,"
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"you two would've totally hit it off."
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"Take her down, Stass!"
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"[Overlapping shouting]"
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"- I can handle this, Morgan. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I've been charged with it, like, five times."
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"Not you."
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"Technically, she is right."
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"I thought she was the mistress,"
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"You honestly didn't know about me?"
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"I swear I didn't know."
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"I guess it was too much to ask"
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"that I have a great, monogamous boyfriend"
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"and that I throw a great Christmas party,"
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"but them's the breaks."
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