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Clips from The Mindy Project - Josh and Mindy's Christmas Party (S01E01)

"Hey, hey, that's not for eating."
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"What's everybody looking at?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ take it, take it, baby ♪"
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"Damn."
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"Everyone, everyone, this is Josh, my boyfriend."
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"Yep, he's really real."
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"He's not fake, as some of you would say."
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"Honey, look over to the side, so they can see you."
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"Okay, all right."
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"You don't know this, but the insulation's"
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"made of cotton candy, so..."
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"Oh, everybody's looking at some guy."
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"Ooh."
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"Yeah, I can see that."
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"Wait, wait, before you go,"
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"What is she like? Female you?"
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"Hey."
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"I'm sorry. It came out wrong."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Oh, God, two messages. I hope it's not a delivery."
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"- You have two unheard messages. - you hiding it?"
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"Yeah, Danny, I'm hiding your coat."
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"(Woman) Hi, Josh. How's San Antonio?"
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"I'm just lying here in bed without you."
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"Don't play it again."
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"(Woman) Hi, Josh. How's San Antonio?"
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"I'm just lying here in bed without you."
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"You don't know the whole situation."
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"The situation, Danny, is that my boyfriend"
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"- is cheating on me. - Now, come on."
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"The--the lying in bed, the whole San Antonio of it all."
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"Yep, he cheated on you."
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"Okay, uh, Danny, you should head to your party"
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"You will probably read about it in the New York Post tomorrow."
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"The headline will probably be a pun"
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"on the word "slay.""
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"You go out there right now-- listen to me, listen to me."
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"- Yeah. - You go out there right now,"
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"you make a big scene,"
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"you're gonna ruin your Christmas party."
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"- Danny, who cares? - The staff cares."
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"Just get through the party"
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"Don't play it again."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I put up posters all over my neighborhood,"
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"Should I turn it in to the police?"
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"Betsy, my two cents--"
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"[Giggles]"
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"It's not a problem, as long as you drink a glass of milk..."
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"- Milk. - Every three hours."
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"Yeah, keeps your heart from exploding."
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"My theory. Hi."
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"Hey, babe."
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"Eight for ten in this puppy."
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"- Nice. - I'm so sorry, Josh."
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"I know when you have something really nice,"
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"How's everybody doing? Good? Mindy?"
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"We good? So good."
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"Great."
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"Josh, did you know"
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"that Jeremy and I used to have a thing?"
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"(Danny) Oh, God."
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"- I'm just saying. - Okay, all right."
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"Yep. Don't you find that interesting?"
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"It's not interesting."
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"Josh is so cool, Mindy."
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"Mm-hmm. I know how to pick 'em."
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"- How's San Antonio? - Oh, God."
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"- I'm just lying here... - Hey!"
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"In bed without you."
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"- Get away from me. - Hey, no."
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"Just get out of here, Danny."
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"It's not any of your business, all right?"
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"it's not yours! Give me the phone."
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"- You talk to her. - No, you talk to her!"
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"- Hello? - Hello?"
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"- Hello? - Hello?"
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"Some crazy woman just entered my flower shop."
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"- I'm not crazy. - And she thinks"
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"Well, are you?"
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"And that's a bad thing, right?"
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"- What are you saying? - Well, obviously."
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"Hey, why are you calling from Josh Daniels' phone?"
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"Because he's a stupid son of a bitch, that's why!"
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"- How do you know Josh? - Yes."
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"Well, I'm not going to tell the gay philanderer"
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"Hi, do you want to tell me"
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"a little bit about how you know Josh?"
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"Just because I would--"
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"I'd love to get his phone back to him."
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"Sure. Josh is my boyfriend."
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"What? Okay, who the hell are you?"
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"I'm Mindy Lahiri, M.D., you stupid bitch!"
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"I'd like to find out a little bit more information."
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"Okay? Look at me."
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"and you'll deal with this another day, okay?"
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"- That's good advice. - Are we cool?"
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"- We're cool. - Give me a hug."
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"Hey, Mindy. Mindy. Mindy."
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"Mindy!"
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"Don't go up there."
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"[Sighs] [Door closes]"
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"- Hey, babe. - Hey."
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"What do you think?"
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"So it might take me a little longer"
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"to get the old lawnmower started, but..."
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"It will function."
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"How's San Antonio?"
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"I can't wait for you to come back home."
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"Who is she, Josh?"
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"You left your stupid phone in my phone charger,"
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"- and I thought it was mine. - This is not what it looks like."
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"Couple years ago,"
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"The name of our team was storks and strikes,"
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"like "Stars and Stripes.""
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"It was clever. Josh, who is she?"
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"She's an ex!"
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"She's almost an ex."
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"We started dating, like, a year ago,"
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