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Clips from Arrested Development - Meat the Veals (S02E02)

"But you- you not only embrace it..."
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"but I saw you kissing it while you thought I was sleeping."
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"Anyway, it's a party, and I want the whole family there."
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"- We're havin' a party? - No."
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"Well, I'm sorry if I don't want you doing one of your stupid puppet shows."
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"I did that once, Mom. And a lot of people thought it was pretty cool."
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"Gob had briefly introduced a puppet."
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"- Can I tell you somethin', my man? - Sure, Franklin."
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"- Get off my wife, you bastard! - Oh, man. What's the matter with you?"
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"Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?"
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"Why do you have the baby monitor out?"
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"I said that's enough."
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"Michael came up with an excuse he knew his mother would understand."
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"I'm a little worried about his girlfriend, Ann."
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"I had one in Buster's room to make sure he wasn't getting too serious with anyone."
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"As it turned out, he got too serious with the teddy bear."
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"I'll see you at the anniversary party."
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"- Gangy's having an anniversary party? - Seems that way."
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"I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann."
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"Imagine what he'd say about her."
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"So you were listening in on George Michael."
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"Do you think my mom's engagement ring is still around?"
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"In fact, Lindsay was currently wearing it on her middle toe, roast beef."
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"- You are? - Yeah. I feel like God moved her here from Ohio to be with me."
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"- Well, then who said "Her?" - Me. That was-That was me."
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"But, um, her?"
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"Look, it's just a pre-engagement. It's exciting."
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"You know, it's young love."
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"I had it once. A man I loved-"
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"- Here's young Maeby's blouse. - And then things took a turn somehow."
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"Actually, you tried to put a banger in my mouth this morning."
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"Oh, was it this morn- Well, I'm sorry."
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"- I'm just so exhausted. - So I'm just gonna talk to my son."
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"Hey, Dad. Can you drive me to Ann's?"
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"N-N-N-"
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"- Y-Yes. - Great. I'll wait in the car."
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"Meanwhile, Gob went to check on the one friend who didn't mind having him around."
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"- Hello, Son. - Oh, Dad. I thought- Dad?"
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"This is where you've been hi- Michael."
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"She's with my brother on my anniversary."
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"But I got an idea from George Michael."
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"I need to recommit myself to your mother."
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"- Her? - But you gotta get me into that party."
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"I found this brochure that Ann left behind."
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"That's gonna be tough. I'm not really all that invited."
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"I got it all worked out, but I need a limousine."
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"L- I can do this, Dad. I'm gonna make you proud."
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"Never too late to start."
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"This is my father, Pastor Terry Veal."
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"- I told you. - No, you didn't."
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"People treat you so differently when they find out you're a man of God."
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"- Oh, believe me, I know. - Oh, are you a churchgoing man?"
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"Why don't you kids run along and let us get to know each other a bit better? Thank you."
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"- Maybe I should get my wife. Honey. - Okay."
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"This is your wife. Didn't- Didn't realize you could remarry."
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"- I'm Mrs. Veal. - I'm sorry. I just-"
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"Next you're gonna say how Ann and I can be sisters."
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"Listen, I'm here because..."
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"I think my son might be planning on asking your daughter to get pre-engaged."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my gosh."
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"Well, that is something to celebrate."
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"Can we open up some sparkling apple cider?"
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"- No. - Oh, did you want us to go down to the liquor store..."
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"and get you some liquor?"
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"Oh, we got serious around his age."
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"Who can blame you? You gotta lock that down."
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"But I'm not quite sure that they're ready."
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"Michael, in my experience, there is no recipe for a perfect match."
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"You haven't met my family."
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"You should meet my family."
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"But he did want a little bit of insurance."
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"Hey, Gob. Mom wants Franklin at the party."
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"- Where's the food? - Sorry. Just stuffing the mushroom."
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"You realize that's Tobias, don't you?"
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"that he hoped would enchant his daughter."
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"We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we?"
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"Maybe you can point out to your mother that your father hasn't arrived yet."
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"Hmm. So, my father's not here."
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"Maybe he is."
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"Ann just called. They had a predawn mass, and then they're gonna go to mass, so-"
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"Anyway, I hope that the Veals like us."
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"Why don't you go top off your Gangy? Thanks."
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"Only so that they'll disapprove of us."
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"I gotta kill this pre-engagement somehow."
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"they're gonna forbid Ann from even seeing my son..."
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"So the devout religious family- they're the bad guys?"
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"Fifteen-year-old. Marry me!"
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"Hey, I'm almost done with that coverage. I can bring it to you tonight."
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"This required convincing the guard she was several years younger than her age."
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"I write a lot of letters to movie stars."
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"- You seem a little old for that. - Babysit me."
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"That place seems so old for you."
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"Hi, Mrs. Veal. Welcome."
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"Are you sure this isn't her sister?"
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"- What a lovely thing to say. - That's an awful thing to say, Mom. Please."
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"I'm so eager to meet your husband."
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"Is that Mr. Bluth there?"
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"He's got us, Dad. Come on out."
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"He's talking to you, you idiot. Cover."
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"I ain't your daddy!"
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"How's it goin', brother?"
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"I'm just messin' with you. Hey, Franklin. How you doin', little man?"
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"So I'm afraid Ann's with my husband."
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"He had a last-minute vow renewal at the chapel."
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"A call that was made by George Sr."
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"No. Cover her eyes and take her to the limo."
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"No. Bring her in here, knock her out with this ether, and you stuff her into this garment bag."
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"Oh."
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"Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune"
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"Hum diddle diddly Hum di-do"
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"You put a handkerchief over her mouth for a couple of seconds."
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"- I don't have a handkerchief. - Fine."
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"Put the ether on the puppet's lips. Have the puppet kiss her."
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"I ain't kissin' that old bitch."
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"That's my wife, you bastard!"
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"Dad, that's my wrist!"
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"Hey, man! That's his neck!"
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"Hey, Gob. Mrs. Veal, this is my brother Gob."
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"And wrist. Nice to meet you."
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"What a lovely family."
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