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Clips from Archer - Skytanic (S01E01)

"No, not to worry, dear."
Archer
"Archer? - Cyril? What're you...?"
Archer
"I thought our promotional video covered that fairly well."
Archer
"Who'd wanna put a bomb on that?"
Archer
"on the Hindenburg 2.0. - It's not..."
Archer
"Uh... Kick your skinny ass?"
Archer
"At least tell me it's separate beds."
Archer
"That's Lieutenant Krauss."
Archer
"You got it. Leaving him with motive."
Archer
"Why the hell are you two still here?"
Archer
"the Excelsior is filled with non-flammable helium!"
Archer
"- Wanna blow us all to shit, Sherlock? - Ow!"
Archer
"That's called profiling, Mother, and I don't do it."
Archer
"Can't wait to tell Trudy Beekman all about it."
Archer
"Cyril! You know, your whole trust thing, and I've tried to, okay?"
Archer
"- Gentlemen. - No, no, no, what happened to discretion?"
Archer
"- You people are just ruining my trip. Uh..."
Archer
"Archer, I need your help! I think I'm losing it here, man!"
Archer
"- Against the rules. - Half-naked, tits bouncing around..."
Archer
"Saving a Jewish girl from a gang of skinheads."
Archer
"But could you be a lamb and disarm it anyway?"
Archer
"- Oh, my... Ray! What's going on?"
Archer
"we say, "Roger.""
Archer
"- Archer? - Aah! Aah! Aah!"
Archer
"Thanks, second letter is N."
Archer
"- As in Nancy! God, you of all people. - What?"
Archer
"- Filled with helium. - Which is non-flammable! Dumb-ass."
Archer
"think of the innocent lives you'll be saving."
Archer
"Lana."
Archer
"- So ironic, Cyril! Ugh."
Archer
"You idiot. That's Sandu Singh, the billionaire investor!"
Archer
"- It's a perfect cover. - Sterling."
Archer
"Oh, captain, my captain..."
Archer
"or two, you get inside me."
Archer
"into the engine and kill all of us."
Archer
"Cyril's already freaked out enough about us sharing this shoebox..."
Archer
"- What'd I tell you, huh? Huh? - Ow! Uhn!"
Archer
"Malory, seriously. Look at me."
Archer
"- Thanks, Archer! You're the best! - I know."
Archer
"Well, then, what is it?"
Archer
"Well, it wouldn't surprise me. You're driving him stark raving mad."
Archer
"Because I made the bomb threat!"
Archer
"And yet you lecture me. Lovely."
Archer
"Irony."
Archer
"Oh, and Lana, maybe you ought to grab the Kraut. He's the bomber."
Archer
"That'll tell me which wire y'all need to cut."
Archer
"X- S! Like INXS!"
Archer
"- Who? - What?"
Archer
"Lana! We're not gonna make it! - Yes, we are, Cyril!"
Archer
"How about crew members?"
Archer
"Oopsie. Ha-ha-ha."
Archer
"Trudy Beekman booked the very last ticket on this flight, so it was all:"
Archer
"You shut up and I'm doing it! God!"
Archer
"- So shut your schnitzel-hole and disarm it. - Oh."
Archer
"N-X-X? Jesus, use the NATO phonetic alphabet!"
Archer
"- Ugh, way too obvious."
Archer
"- I know! - What happened to half an hour?"
Archer
"God damn it! We're moving!"
Archer