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Clips from Archer - Skytanic (S01E01)

"Oh. Roger. Cutting the green wire."
Archer
"- Your mom's annoying! How about that? - Let's go there."
Archer
"Let's go here! Where Archer..."
Archer
"- Yes! Roger! Steven! Whoever! - Ray!"
Archer
"And M! As in Mancy!"
Archer
"What?"
Archer
"- Exact! Same! Spot! - Ray?"
Archer
"So do you all have parachutes?"
Archer
"No! - That would be, you know, problem solved."
Archer
"- Ray! - I don't know."
Archer
"Good luck, honey. - It's too heavy!"
Archer
"Baby! You came back to me!"
Archer
"Well, I really... Lana, there's a lot you and I need to talk about."
Archer
"- Cyril! - Sorry, here we go."
Archer
"Hooray for metaphors."
Archer
"Well, uh, a lot of stuff, really."
Archer
"Um... Pretty sure that's Wales."
Archer
"- Nope! - Not going to let the terrorists win!"
Archer
"Cyril would totally freak. Malory, let me stay with you."
Archer
"Baby, I really need you to trust me. Okay, now..."
Archer
"I've got a terrorist to find, and I doubt he's hiding under..."
Archer
"Relax! God, we've got half an hour."
Archer
"Oh. Well then, make me a double Campari and, uh..."
Archer
"So if we could just focus on the bomb threat?"
Archer
"Come on! It's not Larry Luftwaffe, that's..."
Archer
"Even a hint of a problem on our maiden voyage..."
Archer
"would kill Excelsior's stock price."
Archer
"- Probably in... - This new place called anywhere?"
Archer
"As long as nothing goes wrong on this flight."
Archer
"So you're ruining Cyril's life because..."
Archer
"Oh, Pamela. You read me like a poem."
Archer
"Ah. My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet."
Archer
"- With terrible timing. - Oh, really."
Archer
"- Oh, yeah? Yeah!"
Archer
"- Oh. You think I should? - Yes!"
Archer
"We're almost out of fruit."
Archer
"Which is why I find it strange that you're so incredibly calm."
Archer
"- Have you seen Cyril? - What? Why would I have?"
Archer
"Yeah, cause that was seriously, like, all the cash I had on me, so."
Archer
"Yeah, that's a deal! But if I win..."
Archer
"Look at me! Look at and choke me!"
Archer
"- No running! - Zip it, Zipperface!"
Archer
"No, no, no, he ran from her! To go confess to Lana..."
Archer
""Meh, meh, meh. I'm Trudy Beekman."
Archer
"- So, yes, I made a phony bomb threat. - Good for you."
Archer
"- Which is our only route! - Okay, so it's a niche market, but..."
Archer
"Well, obviously the core concept, Lana!"
Archer
"Come on people, talk to me!"
Archer
"What are we thinking? What are we doing?"
Archer
"the blue and white wire."
Archer
"Okay! - O-K?"
Archer
"- O-K! Oscar Kilo! - No, "Okay!" Like:"
Archer
"- Oh, my God. - Ray, can I shoot him?"
Archer
"In about five seconds, honey."
Archer
"That's how annoying you are."
Archer
"shut up and cut the goddamn wire already!"
Archer
"Push it off with your big-ass hands."
Archer
"We are gonna make it."
Archer
"Okay, now then."
Archer
"Starting with the fact we just bombed Ireland."
Archer
"is the cabin small? Yes. And yet..."
Archer
"- Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet. - And yet, a surprising amount of storage."
Archer
"You two banged?"
Archer
"- Who? What? That guy. Beardsley McTurbanhead."
Archer
"Just look for the stupid bomb."
Archer
"But I am liking the jamming imagery."
Archer
"- Oh, my God, what have l... - What're you doing? Go after him!"
Archer
"- My wi...? Oh, yes, my wife, of course. - Oh!"
Archer
"- Wait, wait, wait, we were going? - The von Zeppelin suite."
Archer
"And making it hard to drop a deuce."
Archer
"And if you can't see it in your heart to forgive me..."
Archer
"at the, uh... The whatchamacallit."
Archer
"I get it. The German guy mit a scar..."
Archer
"Nice read, Velma."
Archer
"East German crap, probably a GK-31 or 32."
Archer
"- Okay. - Okay, so now I want you to cut..."
Archer
"was pretty irresponsible on your part."
Archer
"- What were the last two letters? B."
Archer
"Ray? Tell me what to do!"
Archer
"- I lied! - What?"
Archer
"- Fruit basket! - Wow. You are just a dog in a manger."
Archer
"Sorry, I didn't go to Space Camp."
Archer
"- Why do you always do this? - Why do you always not shut up?"
Archer
"We're all out of our comfort zone."
Archer
"- Anyone who might be disgruntled? - Um..."
Archer
"- Sterling, are you joking? - The crossing takes 24 hours."
Archer
"- And the killing. - And are you just gonna sit there?"
Archer
"Yeah, until she tags me in!"
Archer
"- And what the hell is he doing? - Hey!"
Archer
"I'm on the co-op board and I'm going on a blimp! Meh!""
Archer
"this huge bomb off the blimp! - Okay, but then we seriously need to..."
Archer
"Cyril doesn't normally storm off without even kissing me goodbye!"
Archer
"Yeah, probably."
Archer
"No! No, now that is..."
Archer
"So, Lana, canvas the passengers and crew..."
Archer
"- Not me, my stateroom is gorgeous. - Oh."
Archer
"Yeah? What's the poem gonna be about when Cyril snaps and murders you?"
Archer
"- What, are you gonna shoot me again? - Yes!"
Archer
"Things for authorized personnel only!"
Archer
"What is this? You know what it is, Fritz!"
Archer
""Keep your 401 K in company stock," they said."
Archer
"- I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers. - Ha-ha. You are such a bitch."
Archer
"- No, no, that... - Sterling."
Archer
"Disembark, Cyril. We're about to..."
Archer
"Got it? - Yeah, I see it! Ready?"
Archer
"Archer! - Jesus, God! What?"
Archer
"without you air-drying your unkempt bush."
Archer
"- Bump me, I'm not going. - Lf these two share a cabin."
Archer
"Two... Well, three times, I guess, if a dry-humpy choker counts."
Archer
"- Okay. - Oh, so you can say okay?"
Archer
"- What are we wearing? - My crisis vest. Mr. Fatface."
Archer
"- Sterling! - For the last time..."
Archer
"- The what? Duh. Christ on sale, is it S?"
Archer
"- Singh is Excelsior's majority shareholder. - So?"
Archer
"- Mother, please. - Please..."
Archer
"Oh, shut up, and Cyril?"
Archer
"- Then you didn't! - I thought we skipped that part!"
Archer
"- Lana? Hey, girl, are you there? - Yeah, I'm... Hey, can you see me?"
Archer
"in your "dream the impossible dream" world, it'll make Mr. Archer jealous?"
Archer
"Apparently not, so..."
Archer
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