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Clips from The Mick - Country Club (S01E01)

"What the hell, Jerry?"
The Mick
"I can't afford to pay for the whole damn club."
The Mick
"Know what? Screw it."
The Mick
"Drink up, you sons of bitches, it's on the Pembertons!"
The Mick
"Mmm."
The Mick
"What do you think, Benito? What should we do next?"
The Mick
"You want 'em to wrap us in the detoxifying seaweed"
The Mick
"or scrub us down with the pineapple enzymes?"
The Mick
"and the detoxifying seaweed."
The Mick
"You heard him."
The Mick
"Pineapple the son of a bitch."
The Mick
"Oh, and put it on the Pemberton account."
The Mick
"Alba, what are you doing?"
The Mick
"Do you have any idea how much this costs?"
The Mick
"- That a mojito? - Yeah, it is."
The Mick
"That's my girl."
The Mick
"Aunt Mickey,"
The Mick
"I'm gonna get covered in mud."
The Mick
"Right, yeah, yeah, this was totally not her idea. Yeah."
The Mick
"It was, however, based on the story of her life."
The Mick
"Ben, what do you say?"
The Mick
"You want to do our family a solid?"
The Mick
"Uh, okay."
The Mick
"But can I go to the bathroom first?"
The Mick
"Bingo."
The Mick
"And so finally, the Jew says to the Mormon,"
The Mick
"What about our boy, huh?"
The Mick
"Oh, he's great. You should've been there."
The Mick
"and you're interrupting."
The Mick
"Oh, I get it."
The Mick
"Do you?"
The Mick
"Because you're still here, all right?"
The Mick
"So, how about you go enjoy your free drink"
The Mick
"and if we need any fun facts about gravel,"
The Mick
"we'll hit you up, all right?"
The Mick
"All right."
The Mick
"Pardon me, Chip, may I have a word?"
The Mick
"Yeah, sure, Alfie."
The Mick
"One second, boys."
The Mick
"So, what is this about?"
The Mick
"A photo op with the hole-in-one kid?"
The Mick
"Well, it's come to my attention that you may have"
The Mick
"embellished your story."
The Mick
"Wait, wait, wait, wait."
The Mick
"So, we are gonna put Ben's poop"
The Mick
"inside this gossip columnist?"
The Mick
"No. And cool it on the drinks while I explain the plan."
The Mick
"Go on."
The Mick
"This is gone."
The Mick
"Thanks to Sabrina's cunning and charm,"
The Mick
"we know that Oliver goes to the pool every day after lunch"
The Mick
"And once our little songbird finds his perfect perch,"
The Mick
"we kick off a tanning day from hell."
The Mick
"First, we swap out his tanning oil for cooking grease"
The Mick
"so he bakes like a human brisket."
The Mick
"Then, Alba utilizes her nanny network"
The Mick
"to ensure some serious stink sours his mood."
The Mick
"I know all the babies."
The Mick
"- I know you do. - Mm."
The Mick
"Who the hell did that?"
The Mick
"Sorry, mister."
The Mick
"While I approach"
The Mick
"with a not so fresh towel."
The Mick
"No one's unclear on the poop part."
The Mick
"No toys by the pool."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"Want to play Marco Polo?"
The Mick
"Get out of here."
The Mick
"And then..."
The Mick
"the coup de grâce."
The Mick
"Between the heat,"
The Mick
"the smell, and the crying,"
The Mick
"Oliver's left with only one option."
The Mick
"Really?"
The Mick
"This now?"
The Mick
"Oh, my God!"
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"he becomes the pariah he tried to make us,"
The Mick
"Oh, yeah. Let's do that."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"Oh, right, right, right. Yeah. Let's roll."
The Mick
"Can you guys please stop making eye contact with me?"
The Mick
"why you're having such a hard time."
The Mick
"I mean, you're normally like one of those Play-Doh presses."
The Mick
"This is getting really weird."
The Mick
"Don't worry, it's taken care of."
The Mick
"Ah! It's not that,"
The Mick
"- Oh. - See?"
The Mick
"No!"
The Mick
"They're lying!"
The Mick
"Oh."
The Mick
"Chippy, Chippy, Chippy, Chip, Chip."
The Mick
"Truth is the best foundation."
The Mick
"The most concrete thing we have."
The Mick
"Jerry, please."
The Mick
"To cheat in golf, the purest of all games,"
The Mick
"why, that could tarnish your reputation."
The Mick
"I don't see how a man could ever recover,"
The Mick
"not in this country."
The Mick
"Well, you might be able to get a fresh start overseas."
The Mick
"Well, I don't know."
The Mick
"But I don't actually think"
The Mick
"my Pacific Rim friends here have accused anyone of anything."
The Mick
"They're just confused."
The Mick
"_"
The Mick
"Ah."
The Mick
"- Hole in one. - Hai."
The Mick
"- Hai. Hai. Oh, hai. - Hai!"
The Mick
"Hai."
The Mick
"I did the Olympic village in Nagano Games '98."
The Mick
"Seems to me, we owe this boy an apology."
The Mick
"Chip, I feel like I owe you..."
The Mick
"- Mr. Pemberton. - Huh?"
The Mick
"Mr. Pemberton, Pemberton."
The Mick
"Right. Mr. Pemberton,"
The Mick
"I hope that you accept our sincerest apology."
The Mick
"Alfie, Alfie. Save it, all right?"
The Mick
"These things happen."
The Mick
"Thank you."
The Mick
"You slander me?"
The Mick
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