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Clips from The Mick - Country Club (S01E01)

"Sabrina pooped the pool?"
The Mick
"No. When I was nine, I ate some chocolate"
The Mick
"in the pool and everybody went crazy."
The Mick
"- Oh. - People are idiots."
The Mick
"Eh, mom and dad had to pay for the drainage fee."
The Mick
"- Yeah. - Guys, I can't make this any clearer:"
The Mick
"this is a bad idea."
The Mick
"Barry, you've been overruled."
The Mick
"Now, let's talk about the food situation at this club."
The Mick
"Do they do a decent nacho?"
The Mick
"I don't mean to offend you..."
The Mick
"Then don't."
The Mick
"You don't fit the Pemberton brand."
The Mick
"The Pemberton brand seems to be fugitives and pool poopers."
The Mick
"Hey, pop these by the first tee for me."
The Mick
"- Thanks, chief. - What..."
The Mick
"what are you doing? Chip."
The Mick
"I am. Dad usually gives him 50."
The Mick
"There you are."
The Mick
"Oh, you're with Jerry Berlin."
The Mick
"It's already happening... we're becoming socially radioactive."
The Mick
"Oh, here he comes."
The Mick
"How you doing, darling?"
The Mick
"You ready to go make this course our 18-hole bitch?"
The Mick
"I would, and I'd love to, but me and Sabrina"
The Mick
"- have to go to the... - No, we don't."
The Mick
"- Have fun. - Yeah?"
The Mick
"Yeah? Come on, tiger. Huh? Come on."
The Mick
"I said, Sweetie, sleeping with a woman doesn't"
The Mick
"make you a lesbian, it means you're bored."
The Mick
"I know. Right?"
The Mick
"100%."
The Mick
"Oh, God. I'll call you back."
The Mick
"We met at the Met Gala."
The Mick
"I'm sorry, that night is a blur of bad Pinot"
The Mick
"and intolerable conversation."
The Mick
"I assume you want to talk about the article?"
The Mick
"Oh, that stupid thing? No. Come on."
The Mick
"Aw, sweet."
The Mick
"if you ever needed a resource,"
The Mick
"I'm pretty plugged in around here."
The Mick
"Oh, are you?"
The Mick
"I mean,"
The Mick
"in my eyeline alone..."
The Mick
"Dan Gregor"
The Mick
"flipped his car with a hooker in the front"
The Mick
"and an eight ball in the glove box."
The Mick
"Hmm."
The Mick
"That's it?"
The Mick
"I'm just getting started."
The Mick
"- Huh. - Jackie Gilford"
The Mick
"had her housekeeper deported"
The Mick
"because she didn't want to fire her."
The Mick
"Oh, and Caroline Martin..."
The Mick
"She used all the money from her 9/11 charity fund"
The Mick
"to fix that face."
The Mick
"And not that"
The Mick
"it's worthy of an article,"
The Mick
"but that purebred Goldendoodle she won't shut up about?"
The Mick
"Rescue."
The Mick
"Yeah. So, you know,"
The Mick
"as you can see, there are plenty of stories here"
The Mick
"that are far juicier than my family."
The Mick
"Girl, you are the story."
The Mick
"- What? - Prominent family"
The Mick
"on the brink of collapse with a daughter"
The Mick
"who's got a mouth like a fire hose?"
The Mick
"Wait, I told you that in confidence."
The Mick
"Ah, you didn't say off the record."
The Mick
"- Off the record. - Nah."
The Mick
"Okay. I made it all up."
The Mick
"- What? - Oh! This keeps"
The Mick
"Oh, God."
The Mick
"Look, all I'm saying is that, for a fancy establishment,"
The Mick
"you do very piss-poor nachos."
The Mick
"You insisted we make them."
The Mick
"Yeah. Well, you tried, and you did a really bad job of it."
The Mick
"So I'm not paying for them."
The Mick
"I will take another mojito."
The Mick
"You seem to have a pretty good handle on those."
The Mick
"Thank you. Ah!"
The Mick
"- One for my girl, too. - Oh, no, no, no. No, no."
The Mick
"Poodle says that when I'm at the club,"
The Mick
"I'm supposed to be invisible."
The Mick
"you got to take full advantage."
The Mick
"- Oh. - Check out all this stuff"
The Mick
"- that I snagged. All for free. - Oh."
The Mick
"Stole this massaging showerhead. Just unscrewed it,"
The Mick
"- right off the shower. Nice, right? - That's nice."
The Mick
"- Yeah. - You get the little soaps?"
The Mick
"- I really like those little soaps. - You kidding me?"
The Mick
"- I got a hundred little s... - What the hell"
The Mick
"are you doing here?"
The Mick
"Oh, yeah, you know what,"
The Mick
"I was sitting at home, and then I remembered you're not my boss."
The Mick
"Yeah, well, enjoy it, because it might be our last day."
The Mick
"will you please take Ben to the playroom?"
The Mick
"I need to have a chat with Mickey."
The Mick
"Well, if you're gonna use bad words, I already know five."
The Mick
"The B-word you always call Mickey..."
The Mick
"- Okay, let's go. Come on. You like to play. - Wait, I'm not done,"
The Mick
"Hmm. Was the B for boisterous?"
The Mick
"What's the matter? Little plan didn't work?"
The Mick
"Not exactly. I think I poured more gas on the fire."
The Mick
"Oh, hell no. Mm-mm. I got a tennis lesson tomorrow."
The Mick
"Lead me to him. I'll handle this clown."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"- Pem-ba-tone. - Pem-ba-ton."
The Mick
"Pemberton."
The Mick
"Peh-ba-tone."
The Mick
"- Pem-ba-ten. - Pemberton."
The Mick
"- Pem-ba... - Okay, you know what,"
The Mick
"- screw it, all right? Where's our carts? - Oh, it's the last team"
The Mick
"of the day. No carts left."
The Mick
"Fine. I'll get some waters. We'll be on our way."
The Mick
"Oh, yeah, we ran out of those, too."
The Mick
"Don't you guys see what's happening?"
The Mick
"- We're getting boxed out! - Aw,"
The Mick
"relax, kid. Happens all the time."
The Mick
"Not to me, it doesn't. It's a slap in the face."
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