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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stranded (S03E03)

"Great party."
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"They flew out the window."
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"Finally, I hit it. 8173."
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"What's going on?"
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"Every day is a date."
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"But I might have something."
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"See you, Jer, and tell Kramer thanks. I'll call him tomorrow."
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"- Patti. - You got anything to drink?"
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"Are you having any lightning with the pain?"
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"How did I let you talk me into this? I must have been out of my mind."
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"What's the signal?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I did."
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"Well, right now I'm reading manuscripts for Pendant Publishing."
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"He sold plastic straws."
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"- Boy, this comedy's frying your brain. - I'm sorry..."
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"That's what I have every day now. My worst nightmare's come true."
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"What are you gonna do? You gonna call the police?"
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"Well, don't stand here. Let's walk in."
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"How do you know? Do you communicate with fish?"
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"Yeah."
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"Then the commercials on TV show you what's wrong with the guy."
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"I had the directions on the seat right next to me."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, of course not. Just..."
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"Now we sleep together and suddenly I don't know how to talk to her."
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"Yeah, I think I've seen you in a club."
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"Goodbye. I will be back."
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"- You're under arrest for solicitation. - Oh, wait a second. I..."
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"See, this is the kind of lasting impression I make on people."
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"Not really."
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"- Just don't make a scene. - Hey, is that real fur?"
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"...are tortured so you look good?"
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"Jerry, he doesn't have anything."
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"Oh, he's coming."
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"I'm quitting."
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"When do I need to feel good? Now or later?"
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"Excuse me. I gave you a $20 bill..."
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"- Come on. Let's go. - All right. You haven't won."
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"I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room."
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"I do favours."
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"This is the male code."
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"Okay, but don't leave me hanging here."
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"Maybe you should take a look at a train schedule."
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"What a mistake that party was. I never should've gone."
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"Excuse me."
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"- I'll drive! - Oh, well, now you're talking."
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"No, let's survey first. Camp here."
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"It's a nervous tick."
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"Anyway, I'm ready to go."
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"This guy's going off on the peanut."
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"Tell my fiancé I'm looking for him."
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"- Get out of here. - I swear."
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"- I long for you? - I was so shocked..."
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"All plans between men are tentative."
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"Go ahead. Go ahead. Maybe you can run over a squirrel!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Are you sure you gave him the right directions?"
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"Anyway, thanks a lot for letting us stay here, Steve. I really owe you one."
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"...you wanna come to a comedy club, whatever."
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"And, really, thanks again."
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"Yeah, maybe I will get out."
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"I'm gonna get this. This looks good."
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"Give it to me."
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"I have to. It's a matter of honour."
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"I got a girl in the next building."
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"What the hell-?"
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"- The one with the long sideburns? - Yeah!"
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"Now, pay attention."
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