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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stranded (S03E03)

"You sure you don't need any help?"
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"I'm sure he'll be here any minute."
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"We really appreciate this."
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"It's 2:00 in the morning."
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"I saw some of that show. It was wonderful."
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"620 million people died."
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"Thousand."
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"The horror. The horror!"
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"The wife keeps giving us dirty looks."
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"- You sure there's nothing we can do? - No!"
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"I am not going to bed with them in our house."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"You know, a friend of my father's used to live right around here."
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"You know the ones?"
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"You know, it doesn't look as if your friend is coming."
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"I'm going to bed!"
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"Then how did you find the place?"
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"...and I thought that the address was 8713 Riviera Drive."
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"No problem."
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"And if you're ever in the city..."
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"Hey, I might take you up on that."
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"Here's my address and number."
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"Well, you better zip up."
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"- But it's cold out. - Wait till we get on the Expressway."
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"George, I've been sick all week. Elaine was too."
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"Do the math."
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"But let me just stop off at the drugstore first."
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"Meet me down there in 15 minutes, then we'll go do something."
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"- Who? - You don't recognize my voice?"
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"- Oh, okay. - You said if I was ever in the city."
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"I'm in the city!"
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"You certainly are."
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"I figured I'd give you a break..."
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"Listen, I'm really sorry, but I'm just on my way out to meet a friend."
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"Oh, come on. You can come up with something better than that."
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"No, really, I just got off the phone with him."
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"Look, you can hang out here if you want."
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"Don't be so enthusiastic."
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"- No, it's... - I'm not gonna steal anything."
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"...close the door when you leave."
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"- I think I can do that. - Really, I'm sorry."
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"Yeah. Let's have lunch."
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"What come on? Have you ever dated a woman that worked in your office?"
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"- I never had a job. - Know that anxiety you feel on a date?"
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"Ava was one of the reasons I used to like work."
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"She was a friend."
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"If it was a good conversation, I don't go to the bathroom the rest of the day."
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"I see her laughing and talking with other people."
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"They're all so loose and relaxed. I think:"
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"That used to be me. I wanna go back there again."
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"The party, Long Island."
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"- Kramer, right? - Yeah."
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"- Hey, what are you doing here? - Waiting for my ride."
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"- Where's Jerry? - He split."
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"Let me ask you something."
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"- How much is that? - $9.60."
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"$9.60?"
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"- Why? - Don't worry, I got it."
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"- What do you mean, you got it? - I got it."
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"Since when are you treating me to medicine? What are you doing?"
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"- They stole from me. - You're a lunatic."
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"What do you say to a person like you?"
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"What do you got there?"
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"- I was gonna pay for this. - Come with me."
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"Where are you taking me? I was gonna pay for it."
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"I know who you are! I was watching you."
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"- Come on! - Where-!"
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"So I'm chasing these doves down the street..."
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"...and she's screaming at the top of her lungs..."
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"...two of them turn brown!"
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"Well, I followed the instructions!"
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"So let me ask you something. You know any women we could call?"
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"Maybe we should call one of those escort services."
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"- Are you in on this? - Oh, no, no."
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"Now, I want my money, mister! And I ain't leaving till I get it."
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"Now, I am through playing games with you."
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"I got things to do."
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"Oh, Jerry, Jerry."
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"Look who's here. It's Jerry."
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"- Jerry, this is Patti. - Nice to meet you."
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"A pleasure to make your acquaintance."
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"I don't know, but I gotta do this more often."
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"There's my ride, finally."
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"I'm not gonna go anywhere until I get the rest of my money."
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"Oh, Kramer."
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"Goodbye, my dear."
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"Fifty dollars..."
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"- Is this your apartment? - Yeah, but-"
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"I have chicken soup."
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"- Oh, boy. - Oh, boy."
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"You had Sergeant Chadway? Me too."
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"Was there a redheaded guy there?"
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"- Where does he come off? - I know."
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"There's no call for that kind of attitude."
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"We all hated him."
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"You can measure the size of the favour..."
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"...by the pause that a person takes after they ask you to do me a favour."
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"Small favour, small pause: Do me a favour? Hand me that pencil."
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"No pause at all."
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"It's an entire wall of medications."
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"All right, all right, okay. What the hell am I...?"
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"It's a tough question."
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"- Jersey. - White Plains."
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"Look. Look. There's one over there. Look."
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"- Next! - All right, all right."
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"- I don't believe it. - Ask Mark."
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"I can't believe what's happening here."
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"- Now? - Well, if not now, when?"
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"What have you been doing? I've been smacking myself senseless."
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"- He's upstairs. - Are you going upstairs?"
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"- Oh, I can't. - Come on. What did you say?"
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"I long for you."
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"- So we can go now. - No, he's taking the car."
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"Good night."
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"- No. I just live here. - Can I use your phone?"
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"Well, I'm stuck out here on Long Island."
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"What are your thoughts about taking a ride?"
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"Mike Wichter."
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"- Thanks a lot. - Thanks."
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