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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stranded (S03E03)

"There's girls everywhere!"
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"They're in cafeterias, subways. So what?"
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"There's a hundred different things here."
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"What's the difference between these two?"
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"- You got propylparaben? - Got it."
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"You got isobutane 30?"
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"You got sorbitan sesquioleate?"
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"- Got it. - I have aloe."
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"You got aloe? I love aloe."
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"Where do they make yours?"
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"Girls. There's girls right here in the store."
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"As soon as I walk outside, there'll be girls."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I gave her a 20, she gave me change for a 10."
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"- You gave me a 10. - I'm positive I gave you a 20."
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"I know what you gave me."
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"You owe me $10."
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"Will you please step aside?"
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"Let's just examine the situation for a second."
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"Who, in this situation, would be more likely to make a mistake?"
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"- ...or you? - You."
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"No, no, no. See, you're not really listening."
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"- He's claiming short. - Let's just take it outside."
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"It's not over. This is not over."
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"I'm not forgetting what's happening here. You have my $10."
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"Blend in. Blend in."
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"Ava."
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"- Guess who just sold 129 West 81st. - Oh, no, you didn't."
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"Yeah, this has got disaster written all over it."
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"In case one of us gets in a bad conversation..."
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"...we should have a signal so the other one can get us out of it."
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"How about this: chicken wing."
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"No, no, no. I got a better one:"
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"Whatever you want."
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"You came all the way out from Manhattan for this?"
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"So, what do you do?"
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"- I'm a comedian. - Are you?"
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"Let me ask you something. Where do you get your material?"
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"- I hear a voice. - What kind of voice?"
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"A man's voice. But he speaks in German, so I have to get it translated."
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"How come you keep tapping your head?"
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"I'm on l-dopa."
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"The man devoted his whole life to the peanut."
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"Imagine having so much passion for something."
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"You know, people tell me I'm a funny guy."
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"I've often wondered if he ever worked with the pecan."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"- How's it going? - Great. How about you?"
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"She hasn't taken her hands off me all night."
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"She was always friendly around the office, but that was it."
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"- How do you account for this? - I don't know."
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"No. I would have picked up on it."
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"I can always tell. Women always somehow let you know."
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"With me, they could torture me, I wouldn't tell them."
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"I try to make them think I don't like them."
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"He must have something going for him."
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"- Give me a half-hour. - Okay. Half-hour."
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"Peanut brittle, peanut butter, peanut oil..."
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"Oh, excuse me."
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"People think I'm a mental patient."
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"Hey, I was dying over there."
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"Yeah. I remember you."
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"I wonder what happened to my fiancé."
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"Ellen, have you seen my fiancé?"
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"I have lost my fiancé, the poor baby."
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"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
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"What?"
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"The dingo ate your baby."
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"Listen, I..."
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"- I think something's happening here. - What?"
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"I think she wants me to take her home."
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"- What about you and Elaine? - We'll get a ride."
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"She told me she-"
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"She told me she wants me to make love to her."
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"- What? She said that? - Yeah."
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"- What did you say? - I..."
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"- Please, it's, it's... - What?"
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"I..."
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"- ...I was lucky I said anything. - It's okay. That's not bad."
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"I don't like when a woman says Make love to me. It's intimidating."
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"The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."
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"- Really? - That's a lot of pressure."
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"Make love to me. What am I, in the circus?"
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"- What if I can't deliver? - Oh, come on."
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"If she goes around telling everyone what happened..."
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"Maybe I should cancel. I have a very bad feeling about this."
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"Really?"
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"What a world."
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"- What are we gonna do for a ride? - I don't know."
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"Great. Oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?"
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"There's nothing I could do. It's part of the code."
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"If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman..."
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"...it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."
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"Most of the time, they screw up a space shuttle mission, it's because..."
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"...one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad."
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"He's leaning against the rocket:"
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"So when I get back, what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
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"Oh, look at what she's wearing. You see what she's wearing?"
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"Yeah, yeah, all right."
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"I can't believe she's walking around in that."
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"Or my ex-husband owes me an explanation."
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"You don't care that innocent, defenceless animals..."
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"Could we talk about this some other time?"
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"- Are you a vegetarian? - Here we go."
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"Yeah. I eat fish occasionally."
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"- So you're a hypocrite. - Hey!"
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"I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect."
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"- Talk to me when you stop eating fish. - Fish don't feel any pain."
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"Well, they're not kept in little cages."
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"- Ever seen a goldfish? - Goldfish!"
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"Right. Swim around a bowl for two weeks..."
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"...and get flushed down the toilet. That's a good life."
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"Oh, yeah. That's right."
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"Yeah, well, that's why we're here in America."
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"- You're beautiful. - Call Kramer."
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"All right."
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"Excuse me. This is your party, right?"
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"- A bigger bill. - Go for it."
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"Kram, Sein."
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"You're sure?"
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