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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stranded (S03E03)

"This is quick-acting, but this is long-lasting."
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"And he's always in, like, a certain pain."
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"...or he's glowing. Parts of him are on fire sometimes."
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"Lightning is attacking him."
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"I never had a doctor say, Are you having pain?"
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"Maybe you could get yourself a little bow tie flea collar."
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"That's real funny."
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"I'd go, but Long Island, it's so far out."
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"Everyone's gonna be saying:"
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"I go out and there's girls in the elevator."
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"I got isobutane 20."
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"There's another one."
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"Are you sure? Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"...and you only gave me change for a 10."
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"Me, who had access to my wallet, knew exactly what was in there..."
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"- What's the problem here? - There's no problem."
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"She just owes me $10. That's all."
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"Oh, so you don't believe me either?!"
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"You may think you've won, but you haven't won. Know why?"
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"I will get it back. All right. Don't worry."
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"And it's not over. I'm going now."
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"What could possess anyone to throw a party?"
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"- Get out! When? - Yesterday."
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"Mark, is this true?"
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"Listen, let's keep an eye on each other."
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"- How old are you? - Thirty-six."
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"Head-patting."
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"On the other hand, you take a guy like George Washington Carver."
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"Now, is that considered a nut? I know the cashew is a legume."
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"Maybe a safe fell on her head."
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"Well, she obviously liked you all along."
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"Then they think, Oh, this guy's not even looking."
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"- You talk about everyday things, right? - Right."
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"I know he's here somewhere."
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"You ready?"
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"...have a tremendous favour to ask."
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"- What should I do? - Go. What can you do?"
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"- You're sure? - We'll be fine. What did she say?"
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"I..."
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"I can't perform under pressure."
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"That's why I never play anything for money. I choke."
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"I could choke tonight."
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"And she works in my office. Can you imagine?"
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"- George, you're thinking too much. - I know, I know. I can't stop it."
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"Pendant? Those bastards."
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"Listen, George is going home with this Ava from his office."
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"- You don't know? - Maybe Kramer can come pick us up."
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"And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are."
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"They hold that countdown."
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"- Oh, boy. - It better be."
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"Anyway..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I've seen goldfish. They're not unhappy."
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"What's in it for me?"
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"Okay, great. Let me give you directions."
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"No, not really."
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"I want them out of here."
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"- Call him again. - I called. What should I do?"
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"Oh, you got the Civil War book."
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"Thousand! 620,000."
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"You could bend them."
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"Have you noticed? People don't use straws as much as they used to."
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"That's him."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - Look who's here."
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"- I'm sorry. - Hey, it's okay."
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"Well, I knew the exit on the Long Island Expressway..."
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"So I drove around..."
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"...knocking on everybody's doors that had those numbers."
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"8317, 7813, 3718, 1837..."
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"I couldn't get the top on the convertible up."
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"Eighty miles an hour, 40 degree temperature for 50 minutes."
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"Yeah, Selwyn's."
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"Okay, bye."
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"- Who is it? - Mr. Pocatillo!"
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"- Jerry, baby! - Do I know you?"
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"I'm just waiting for a lift back. He won't be ready until 11."
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"...see what it's like to hang out with someone in show business."
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"I understand."
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"Maybe another time."
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"The guy's in my house right now."
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"- Yeah, me either. - Oh, come on."
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"That's one of Dante's nine stages of hell, isn't it?"
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"Every time I go to the bathroom, I pass her desk."
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"I have to plan little patter. I spend half my day writing."
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"Then afterwards I sit in my office and analyse how it went."
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"- What are you gonna do? - I have no choice."
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"Is there anything to drink in here? Or is that a stupid question?"
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"- You're stealing this, aren't you? - I'm not stealing. They owe me $10."
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"Just walk. You don't even know me."
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"- What? - What do you got in your shirt?"
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"- Don't think I remember you? - What are you talking about?"
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"Can I still buy this or is this evidence now?"
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"...and then when the magician comes back from Europe..."
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"They turned brown!"
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"- Brown! - Brown!"
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"I saw one of them advertised before on the cable station."
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"555-LOVE."
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"Yeah, he's a hoot."
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"Weekend of the 26th, come on out. We're having another party."
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"I ain't leaving."
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"- All right, how much does he owe you? - $50."
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"Is that real fur?"
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"- He was a nice guy. - Oh, great guy."
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"One of the guys in my cell threw a piece of gum at him."
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"There's two types of favours: big favour, small favour."
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"So I was in the drugstore trying to get a cold medication. You ever try this?"
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"They always show you the problems. They show you the human body..."
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"...which is usually this guy:"
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"No face, mouth open."
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"This is how drug companies see the public."
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"Like, red, wavy lines are going through him..."
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"How did you get fleas?"
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"My cousin's imbecile dog was outside and they got in his carpet."
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"So are you coming to the party?"
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"It smacks of desperation."
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"You came all the way out from Manhattan for this?"
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"- You know, Ava's gonna be there. - Who?"
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"The nice one that works in my office."
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"Supposed to be a good party."
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"Well, what does that mean? Good dip?"
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"No. There'll be girls there."
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