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Clips from Seinfeld - The Andrea Doria (S08E08)

"I'm a walking candy apple."
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"So it's actually gotten to you?"
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"You're playing right into his hands."
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"What? Yeah, you're right."
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"All I have to do is call him up and sit down with him..."
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"Or jam a fork into his forehead."
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"-I want to apologize for-- -Oh, please."
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"-And I hope we can get past all this. -Past? We're way past."
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"-So you have a big head. -So what?"
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"Goes well with the bump in your nose."
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"What?"
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"Please, get help. There's a crazy, bigheaded woman beating some guy."
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"Tell the police it's the Old Mill Restaurant. Hurry."
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"That's some cough you got."
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"He's trying to tell us something."
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"-What is it? Trouble? -Trouble."
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"Trouble where? Where's trouble?"
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"Old Mill."
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"Trouble at the Old Mill? Oh, my God."
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"Good boy. Good boy. Lead the way. Come on."
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"Excuse me, what are you doing in there?"
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"I'm moving in. Alan Mercer, new neighbor."
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"But, what--? Elaine's big head guy?"
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"-They gave you the apartment? -Yeah."
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"Why? Because you were stabbed..."
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"...and got coffee thrown in your face and--"
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"Oh, fork in the forehead."
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"That's why they gave you the apartment?"
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"No. Just gave the super 50 bucks."
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"Wait a minute. That is my apartment."
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"I earned it with 34 years of misery."
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"No menus."
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"-Try and guard me. Come on. -No, no."
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"You ate more bread?"
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"If he did suffer, that was like 40 years ago."
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"The dream is dead."
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"Boy, he didn't know what he was up against."
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"-Shipwreck. -I remember it."
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"No. No doctors."
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"Hawaii? That's why you're helping Newman with the mail?"
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"They knew it wasn't me doing my route."
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