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Clips from The Pest (1997)

"Stay out of this."
The Pest (1997)
"I want some boots, some khakis, some turtlenecks and some..."
The Pest (1997)
"You have guns. That's not fair."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, well, well. Why don't we just get a candlestick and play Clue?"
The Pest (1997)
"Other than that."
The Pest (1997)
"Your 24 hours have begun. Go."
The Pest (1997)
"I g-get mords wixed up."
The Pest (1997)
"And you are? See? See?"
The Pest (1997)
"I have Tourette's!"
The Pest (1997)
"Think, Pest. Think, think, think! Think, old buddy."
The Pest (1997)
"Your people came from the rain forest. You must've inherited some skills."
The Pest (1997)
"I don't want to make the kill."
The Pest (1997)
"I want to be a hairdresser, write musicals."
The Pest (1997)
"You and your snake obsession!"
The Pest (1997)
"lf you don't like it, may be you should not have locked me in with a snake."
The Pest (1997)
"- Doyou hear that moaning? - It's me."
The Pest (1997)
"My stomach is funky."
The Pest (1997)
"Thank God for some privacy."
The Pest (1997)
"I farted. Doyou think I smell like this all the time?"
The Pest (1997)
"I wantyou to experience the utter ecstasy that comes..."
The Pest (1997)
"Colonel Baker is 0going to tell us the truth..."
The Pest (1997)
"Why kill all your appetites?"
The Pest (1997)
"I won't."
The Pest (1997)
"- You've got to be quiet. - You! You!"
The Pest (1997)
"Get back!"
The Pest (1997)
"What are you trying to do, perfume me to death?"
The Pest (1997)
"You're mad we tried to cut your head off?"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm not mad. Do I look mad to you?"
The Pest (1997)
"and you and I will play snakey-wakey whenever you want to."
The Pest (1997)
"I told you, I get sea sick."
The Pest (1997)
"Well, no duh!"
The Pest (1997)
"Fine. But I'd watch out for the seagullses if l was you."
The Pest (1997)
"Why?"
The Pest (1997)
"My father's gonna kill me!"
The Pest (1997)
"You don't know what the hell you're talking about."
The Pest (1997)
"that he would be having his way with Ginger, MaryAnn, Mrs. Howell..."
The Pest (1997)
"- Is that you, man? - Are you all right?"
The Pest (1997)
"I can't go on."
The Pest (1997)
"What happened? Oh, God!"
The Pest (1997)
"He made doody-doody. It was horrible. Don't let them take me back."
The Pest (1997)
"Listen. Take a swim in the pool. It'll helpyou relax."
The Pest (1997)
"- A splash. - Obviously, you haven't been listening!"
The Pest (1997)
"I've been swimming for five hours! What don't you understand?"
The Pest (1997)
"- I am too being hunted. - Are not."
The Pest (1997)
"- Am too. - Am not."
The Pest (1997)
"Give up, Pest! There's no where to hide."
The Pest (1997)
"Thank the Lord, he's here to kill me!"
The Pest (1997)
"I don't know. Must be my animal magnetism."
The Pest (1997)
"- Remember my cousin Roger? - The mad fool?"
The Pest (1997)
"The mad cool guy. We could go to his place and lay low till morning."
The Pest (1997)
"- What's wrong with you? - I'm in love."
The Pest (1997)
"- They're black. They'll understand. - Yeah?"
The Pest (1997)
"What's up, freak?"
The Pest (1997)
"This is nothing compared to my morning ensemble."
The Pest (1997)
"Platanos e frijos losnegros."
The Pest (1997)
"It's from being next to you. I'm burning up with passion."
The Pest (1997)
"Know what I'm saying?"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm burnin' up!"
The Pest (1997)
"I told the guy at Africans 'R' Us that I wanted summer weight robes."
The Pest (1997)
"Drugs."
The Pest (1997)
"It burns! Oh, my God, it burns! It's burning!"
The Pest (1997)
"Don't be cruel! Get 'em off me!"
The Pest (1997)
"Before it cut off, the signal came from this house."
The Pest (1997)
"which will immediately render him unconscious."
The Pest (1997)
"Be careful, sir."
The Pest (1997)
"My childrens have been saved."
The Pest (1997)
"Look, man. Look over there."
The Pest (1997)
"And then they had sex with my black ancestors."
The Pest (1997)
"I don't know. I mentioned I might be prone to celebrate Rosh Hashanah..."
The Pest (1997)
"The word up is that Pest Vargas has goosed your nugget..."
The Pest (1997)
"and is gonna skip the foot in the morning, homey."
The Pest (1997)
"Fellas, put all the men out on the street looking for the Pest."
The Pest (1997)
"And you are?"
The Pest (1997)
"Rabbi Chubby Bergbaumsteenstein."
The Pest (1997)
"Really? Where in Ethiopia?"
The Pest (1997)
"He appears to be leaving a synagogue."
The Pest (1997)
"this is a private party, Cheech!"
The Pest (1997)
"Seriously, I bet you could get in the servants' entrance."
The Pest (1997)
"- You guys are harsh! - Yeah, you guys are harsh!"
The Pest (1997)
"- Yo, chumps, get stupid. - I can get stupid."
The Pest (1997)
"Spank and napping till this happened Spank it all around"
The Pest (1997)
"Yeah, let's go clubbing."
The Pest (1997)
"Pest and Chub in the house!"
The Pest (1997)
"Plaid every where! Plaid here, plaid there."
The Pest (1997)
"- I need reinforcements. Call Ninja. - Ninga, for reinforcements?"
The Pest (1997)
"Wakey, wakey."
The Pest (1997)
"- Hey, big guy. - Excuse me."
The Pest (1997)
"See ya."
The Pest (1997)
"Got a lifetime to share"
The Pest (1997)
"I wanna put a hot poker through my ears!"
The Pest (1997)
"- Goodness gracious! - Good show, ja?"
The Pest (1997)
"You buy Honda stock. Okay, get away. Your breath smells."
The Pest (1997)
"He's so too sucky. I can't..."
The Pest (1997)
"Don't be shy."
The Pest (1997)
"All right, sir."
The Pest (1997)
"- Come on up. - You go."
The Pest (1997)
"Don't be bashful. Come up."
The Pest (1997)
"All right!"
The Pest (1997)
"What are you doing?"
The Pest (1997)
"Thank you very much."
The Pest (1997)
"You annoying little weasel, Pest Vargas!"
The Pest (1997)
"Perhaps this will help you decide."
The Pest (1997)
"Gustav..."
The Pest (1997)
"Let me at him."
The Pest (1997)
"Stick with me, son, and I'll learn ya."
The Pest (1997)
"- Do it. - Captain, I cannot do it."
The Pest (1997)
"And what would that be, Mr. Vargas?"
The Pest (1997)
"Ninja."
The Pest (1997)
"Don't worry, little friend."
The Pest (1997)
"You are my best friend. That's why I picked Ninja."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello."
The Pest (1997)
"- Hello, Pest. - The one and only."
The Pest (1997)
"My family was never part of the contract."
The Pest (1997)
"But I don't care. I'm gonna kill 'em all!"
The Pest (1997)
"where I regain my status as a Citizen of Germany."
The Pest (1997)
"- He's got a gun! - Leave me alone!"
The Pest (1997)
"The man you know as Pest is actually an operative in your secret service."
The Pest (1997)
"I'm going to go look around."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, Jack! Oh, SlapJones, we finally got the good stuff, kid."
The Pest (1997)
"What's that mean?"
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