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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bottle Deposit (S07E07)

"I mean, isn't the man basically just turning around?"
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"Isn't that really all it is?"
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"I was thinking, if we extend the doors all the way down to the floor-"
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"Eggplant, huh? That's a hell of a thing."
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"That eggplant was very good."
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"Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone. He must have one."
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"- Wow, that's hot. - Yes, piping hot."
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"Hey, Elaine, you gotta feel my pants."
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"I'll see you later."
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"All right. You don't know what you're missing."
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"Every time you get dressed, you'll use the basement dryer?"
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"This calzone is fantastic."
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"If people can't hold onto things, tough luck."
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"Hold it, Watson."
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"So, what movie are you guys gonna see?"
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"- All right, enjoy Blame It On The Rain. - Nice meeting you."
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"I'm having lunch at his desk every day this week, just him and me."
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"Boy, with you two guys at the helm, the last piece of the puzzle is in place."
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"...because I had a little thing with the calzone guy there this week."
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"So you don't make a habit of giving to the blind?"
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"They do what they want, when they want."
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"And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese."
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"I need quarters for the dryer."
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"He's found a dating loophole."
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"What happened after the movie?"
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"How'd you leave it?"
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"That's another loophole."
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"And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something-"
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"Antonio!"
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"So I thought tomorrow maybe we'd try a little corned beef."
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"We're gonna stick with the calzones from Paisano's."
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"I just thought it'd be nice, a little variety."
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"From 1973 to 1982, I ate the exact same lunch every day."
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"Turkey chilli in a bowl made out of bread."
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"Was this whole bet thing just a way of asking me out?"
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"Why? Why can't two people just go and do something..."
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"...without it being a date?"
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"All right, all right. I'm sorry."
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"Know what the posted speed limit is on this road?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Must have been when I slowed down to take that curve..."
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"Officer."
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"All right, Nick. Let's hit it."
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"I'm baking a pie."
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"Oh, baby, yeah."
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"...just so he has some excuse to see Elaine again without asking her out?"
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"Oh, baby, here we go."
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"Be right back. Hey, George, hey."
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"Well, this is really bad now. I really am in a bad situation now."
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"What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point."
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"...maybe we could help each other out."
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"- You gonna help me or not? - All right. I'll help you."
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"- Oh, this is nice. - Hi."
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"Party of four? Who are we meeting?"
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"Why did you introduce me to your parents?"
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"Come on, Todd. Admit it. This is a date."
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"I'm gonna get a cab. Join me?"
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"Now, what is that?"
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"I called in sick. I don't work in the rain."
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"You're a mailman."
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"I was never that big on creeds."
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"You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal."
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"- But I'm paying you. - Yes, thank you."
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"- Well, what time you want it? 00. You need some money?"
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"- I hear you make a mean calazon. - Calzone."
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"Three calzones..."
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"Burned up. I don't know."
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"Where are you going?"
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"I promised Nicki I'd walk her dog for her."
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"Actually, it's being taken care of right now."
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"Have you noticed that every place has that tip jar on the counter?"
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"What is the service that this tip is for, anyway?"
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"I think we're tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility."
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"Thanks very much, and here's something extra..."
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"...for not taking my head..."
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"...and smashing my face through the glass countertop."
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"Really good service here."
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"Well, currently the doors on the bathroom stalls here at the stadium..."
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"...don't offer much by way of privacy."
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"Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there."
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"You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-"
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"Costanza, what is that you're eating? Looks pretty tasty."
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"- It's a calzone, sir. - Calzone, huh?"
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"Let's see it. Pass that down. Let's get a look."
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"Big Stein wants a little taste. Come on."
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"Pass it down. That's a good boy."
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"Okay, let's- Hey, what's in this thing?"
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"Cheese, pepperoni, eggplant."
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"All right. Back to business. Here you go."
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"Very good. Very good. Excellent."
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"Excellent little calzone you got there, Costanza."
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"Okay. A little jealous. All right. Here we go."
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"...the renovation of the press box is taking too long."
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"Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind."
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"Costanza, go get me a couple of calzones right now."
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"Pronto. Move it out."
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"Everybody out. Hurry up, hurry up."
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"Who are you having dinner with?"
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"Oh, one of these fabric wholesalers, this guy Todd Gack."
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"- I won a bet from him. - Yeah, what bet?"
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"He bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars."
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"- Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah."
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"Short Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don't think so."
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"Yeah, that's what I said."
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"So the bet was the loser has to buy dinner?"
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"Yeah."
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"- What? - No, nothing."
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"- What's with you? - Feel this."
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"It's fresh out of the dryer."
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"I'm loving this."
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"I'll never put on another piece of clothing..."
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"...unless it's straight from the dryer."
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"Oh, yeah. It's a warm and wonderful feeling, Jerry."
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"- So, what are you doing later? - I got a date with Nicki."
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"- Oh, yeah, she's a beauty. - Oh, yeah. She's also quite bold."
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"And look, the pita pocket prevents it from dripping."
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"The pita pocket."
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"Yeah, what is it, Watson?"
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"A lost and found, huh? No, I don't think we need that."
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"You got a little junk on your lip, by the way."
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