Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Detour - The Restaurant (S01E01)

"Delilah, you know, it takes more faith"
The Detour
"Oh. But I'm not gonna blame the acorn"
The Detour
"Hey, Jesus, what's up? Can you rain down some frogs"
The Detour
"I'm a crusader for the little guy."
The Detour
"- I meant the underrepresented. - Uh-huh."
The Detour
"You're celebrating genocide, okay?"
The Detour
"Babe, thank god. Back me up here."
The Detour
"- A hole. - No. No. The expression, babe."
The Detour
"Lady, shut the [Beep] up."
The Detour
"- Shut up! - Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate."
The Detour
"- What price? - Your children's happiness?"
The Detour
"Oh."
The Detour
"If a word hurts somebody's feelings,"
The Detour
"God, I should've just apologized."
The Detour
"Hey, buddy."
The Detour
"Well..."
The Detour
"you can't even hear what I'm trying to say."
The Detour
"Yeah."
The Detour
"I used everything I had."
The Detour
"Oh, what's that? You don't? Oh, suck on my first amendment."
The Detour
"Wikipedia the constitution."
The Detour
"Um..."
The Detour
"A murderer?"
The Detour
"Uh, hello?"
The Detour
"and that's a lot of energy to channel into an older cat."
The Detour
"The year 1519..."
The Detour
"They were called the conquistadors."
The Detour
"Oh, they smell like the bottom of the ocean."
The Detour
"and scratching posts the size of skyscrapers."
The Detour
"♪ ...our soul from sacrifice and... ♪"
The Detour
"She knows not what she says."
The Detour
"- So what? - We're celebrating the liberation"
The Detour
"who apparently prefers to be called "Brian.""
The Detour
"Baptism is real! Come into my arms!"
The Detour
"Why are we back here?"
The Detour
"I didn't have time to get there!"
The Detour
"I'll do the rest behind those bushes."
The Detour
"Why didn't you just use your socks?"
The Detour
"This is going to go a lot easier if you just give it to us."
The Detour
"A murderer just walked in here."
The Detour
"- That's the shtick here. - No, it's not."
The Detour
"Hey!"
The Detour
"- How do I make this right? - There's no way to make this right!"
The Detour
"what Nate Parker gave you."
The Detour
"- Aztecs don't twerk. - Whoo, whoo, whoo!"
The Detour
"What is it I'm doing that makes you think I'm enjoying this?"
The Detour
"Just gotta hit the little chink in the armor."
The Detour
"and you don't have any empirical scientific proof,"
The Detour
"Let's say... just say for argument's sake,"
The Detour
"- Oh, my god! - Ew!"
The Detour
"and form your own opinion about whether"
The Detour
"to not believe in something than it does to believe."
The Detour
"♪ In Jesus' name, we tamed the savages ♪"
The Detour
"and you are just now crossing the south Carolina border."
The Detour
"Well, lucky for Noonie... She believes."
The Detour
"♪ We won ♪"
The Detour
"why don't you thank me?"
The Detour
"Dear Jesus, I would like to lodge a complaint against"
The Detour
"one of your very condescending disciples."
The Detour
"We have to examine the intent behind them."
The Detour
"- ♪ Teno-shit... ♪ - Oh!"
The Detour
"You're being so disrespectful."
The Detour
"full of decomposing flesh."
The Detour
"Absolutely not. They're trivializing murder."
The Detour
"- Yeah. Yeah, still here. - Hey, sorry about that."
The Detour
"Oh, my god! Nate. Why would you say that?"
The Detour
"- Stage is that way. - Whoo, whoo!"
The Detour
"and I think I overloaded her body with chi."
The Detour
"No. Heavens, no. What... what was your kitty's name?"
The Detour
"limitless bags to climb in,"
The Detour
"- I am? - Yes."
The Detour
"- Thank you. - Oh, can we even use "Brian" anymore?"
The Detour
"Billy Evans?"
The Detour
"And, lord Jesus, my light and savior,"
The Detour
"I'm some sort of angry old white guy."
The Detour
"Garroted through the streets, burned alive."
The Detour
"Yeah, sorry about all the texts, but I"
The Detour
"Big, fat, tuna-stuffed ones that run real slow."
The Detour
"Sometimes a taco's just a taco."
The Detour
"Mm."
The Detour
"Maybe she one day see the folly"
The Detour
"Yeah, you could just call me by my name."
The Detour
"that we haven't talked to you about this is because"
The Detour
"You okay, pal?"
The Detour
"Okay? That's why I need it back."
The Detour
"Take that thing off your head."
The Detour
"Well, you're about 500 years too late on that cause, Babe."
The Detour
"No! No! Aah!"
The Detour
"Please, do not call my son a racist."
The Detour
"you just don't say it."
The Detour
"Against them? Forget about it. They were shot."
The Detour
"He had two bags of the product, and I-I needed them back."
The Detour
"It's nothing. It's... it's work."
The Detour
"Noonie's gone to a place with ample sunbeams to nap in,"
The Detour
"of her blind, ignorant ways."
The Detour
"- H-he was... He meant... - Yeah, what?"
The Detour
"These gentlemen of god offered friendship"
The Detour
"♪ We won ♪"
The Detour
"- of that word is... - Oh, great, you're that guy?"
The Detour
"That's it."
The Detour
"For the record, a little more to Montezuma's storyline"
The Detour
"in this particular situation."
The Detour
"Your boss made it seem pretty important."
The Detour
"Oh, god!"
The Detour
"Not really in the mood"
The Detour
"What do I always tell you guys?"
The Detour
"You trusted a dangerous product that you stole"
The Detour
"Yeah, but you were in the car for 36 hours,"
The Detour
"Yeah, I feel pretty bad about that, too."
The Detour
"What about weakness in the armor?"
The Detour
"Yeah, look, I didn't even wanna come here"
The Detour
"Thank you."
The Detour
"Welcome to conquistadors."
The Detour
"What did you do with her?"
The Detour
"Eh... Careful."
The Detour
"♪ Teno-shit-lan ♪"
The Detour
"♪ We won ♪"
The Detour
"Hey! Hey! Praise him!"
The Detour
"That's not what it sounds like."
The Detour
"or locusts or whatever bullshit you can whip up"
The Detour
Show more clips