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Clips from The Detour - The Restaurant (S01E01)

"- 'cause it's inappropriate. - How is this inappropriate?"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"All of your Aztec dancers are white."
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"of an oppressed people."
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"Am I losing my mind here?"
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"- No, no, you are not. - Thank you."
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"We do."
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"We're all walking on eggshells,"
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"and over what? Words?"
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"Exactly. Words. They're just words!"
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"It's like we can't say anything anymore."
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"Then we couldn't say "oriental.""
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"Next, you're gonna tell me we can't say "ching-Chong.""
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"Yeah. You can... you can never say that."
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"There's a guy right there named Brian."
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"Or is that only something that Brians call each other?"
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"- What? - Nate. Nate, what the hell?"
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"What... what do you call this right here?"
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"I don't know! I-I... a weakness in the armor?"
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"- Whoa! - Ohh!"
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"No. He's talking about the chink in the armor,"
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"Just, please, say you're sorry and let's go."
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"Is "racist," okay? 'Cause it makes you feel, like, this big."
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"What's it?"
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"Oh, dude, dude. No, no. No! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"He can't swim!"
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"I accept your challenge, Jesus."
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"Come to me, little man! Come into my arms for Jesus."
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"I saved the little baby Jesus!"
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"You okay?"
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"Yes."
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"Do we need to call a session of family court?"
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"No. Family court is to decide what TV show to watch,"
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"Well, the court says you have power over one of those things."
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"I heard the whole thing, and I think dad was right."
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"Yeah, your dad likes to think he's right."
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"Don't you think your rightness comes at a heavy price?"
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"My happiness. Yours."
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"Or maybe just finishing dinner?"
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"The prosecution rests."
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"No. I feel really bad."
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"Why? What's wrong?"
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"Yeah. My guts are all twisted up."
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"I think I need to let it out."
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"You know what, pal?"
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"- Uh, Brian. Hey. Oh, hey. - What are you doing here, man?"
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"- Yeah, me, too. I-I... - Can I finish, please?"
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"- communicate my point. - Mm-hmm."
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"instead of racist, even though, that's what you were being."
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"it just shuts down the conversation."
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"And all I'm trying to say is the word hurts my feelings."
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"Montezuma."
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"than fecal urgency."
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"D-do you have a bathroom I can use?"
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"It's like, oh, I hear that word like 50 times a day."
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"- I'm... I'm sorry. - Dude, dude,"
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"- dude, - I'm so sorry."
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"- You see? That's all I wanted to hear. - Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, what the..."
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"- Hello? - Oh, shit."
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"- I'm sorry. - There's a bathroom like 20 feet away!"
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"I didn't."
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"- Oh, my god. - Don't look at me!"
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"Nate! Help me! I can't get it open!"
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"Fonzie! Oh, shit! Ohh!"
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"- Oh, really?! - Oh, yeah."
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"You're shitting on my car, too?!"
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"It's the only car in the lot!"
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"- I'm sorry! - Sorry? Too late for sorry!"
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"I-I can buy some merchandise! Do you have any toilet paper?!"
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"- Oh, oh! - Why did you use your sleeves?"
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"I did. Okay?"
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"No, I didn't think so."
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"Which one of you overprivileged white kids"
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"- is Billy Evans? - Yeah, over here."
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"Okay. We're from P.F.R. Industries."
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"- Yep. - You're in possession"
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"of stolen property that we're here to collect."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, girl. There's this little thing"
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"called reporter's privilege. Yeah, look it up. I did."
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"Yeah, do you have a warrant, old man?"
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"I don't like him."
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"Yeah, that's right. I'm a Maverick."
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"Listen to me. I'm in some really deep shit right now."
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"And my only way out is for you to give me"
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"Look, I'm gonna say the same thing"
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"I'm not gonna let you and your chain gang come..."
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"lo tengo. Vбmonos."
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"Hey. I'm sorry you got mixed up in this."
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"But you have to understand."
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"What?"
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"I was going to Fort Lauderdale to get my job back, okay?"
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"_"
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"_"
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"they'd only be raped and pillaged."
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"And you want to celebrate by eating at a place called Conquistadors?"
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"Come for the feast. Stay for the show."
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"Um, hey, I should take this. Can I meet you inside?"
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"I'm using Marco's phone."
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"Why are you calling me?"
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"I need your help, Nate."
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"Oh, my god."
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"clung to their violent customs,"
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"- I liked it. - I didn't."
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"The cat..."
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"She died."
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"You know what? It's actually not her fault"
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"and I've almost started reading it."
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"Does it just, like, go black and then nothing?"
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"Uh, yeah, I do believe it, 'cause I gave you the story."
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"Oh, my god. You..."
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"♪ Our skin from brown to white ♪"
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"♪ We won ♪"
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"♪ Now god's work is done ♪"
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"♪ And now they fill our wombs with life ♪"
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"I was your source!"
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"Okay, great. Yeah, you know, two can play this game."
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"Don't distract me. If I dunk this guy,"
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"Well, you shouldn't say it in any context. It's racist."
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