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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Reptile Room: Part One (S01E01)

"This one is for me, and this one is for the rest of you."
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"Your generosity is noted, Stephano."
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"Come, Gerta."
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"- Two. - Today, we honor the founding..."
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"- Shh. - Shh!"
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"I'm watching the movie!"
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"Klaus, haven't we seen that actress before?"
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"The sturdy oak barrier! They've broken through it!"
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"- Onward. To the safe house. - Hmm."
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"- Should I go this way? - No, no, no."
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"- You're blocking the screen! - I'm all right..."
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"Per favore."
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"I'd thank you..."
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"Operation Capture Monty has been relocated"
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"Is there anything else I should know?"
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"Wait, Dr. Montgomery said to keep an eye on us."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, that is where I shall bury you."
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"This would be much easier with a shovel."
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"But, of course, there was much more going on"
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"Ah, well, that was a narrow escape"
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"Whatever shall we do next?"
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"Wait in the car, Baudelaires."
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"and the life of my children, and perpetuate this treachery?"
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"and a bad actor, Stephano,"
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"You're done for, Stephano."
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"Well, what can I say, Montgomery Montgomery?"
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"Hang your head in shame, herpeta-loser."
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"- He's tougher than he looks. - Even tougher than two old ladies."
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"Really?"
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"Under the watchful eye of a very capable ticket seller."
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"Baudelaires, we are not going to spend the season in a research laboratory."
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"full of natural and slithering beauty."
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"Well, once we disembark in Chimbote, you will have all the answers you need."
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"What do you say, Baudelaires? Are you in?"
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"Oh, Sunny, it seems that you finished all of your marshmallows."
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"It seems we finally found a soft food that you like after all."
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"Woe is me. Woe is me."
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"The cry you're hearing is that of the broken-hearted crocodile."
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"My name is Lemony Snicket,"
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"and it is my sworn duty to carefully research"
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"the dire plight of the Baudelaire orphans."
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"But there is no reason for you to make yourself"
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"as miserable and melancholy as I am."
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"If I were you, I would look away"
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"before viewing any of the horrible and horrifying events"
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"It's a brand-new episode in your lives, Baudelaires."
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"In a few minutes you'll be meeting your new guardian, Dr. Montgomery."
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"and apparently should've been your guardian all along,"
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"and who suggested that I place you in Count Olaf's care."
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"My siblings and I wholeheartedly agree."
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"My recently-rehired secretary Jacquelyn"
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"is nervous that Count Olaf is still at large,"
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"but I don't think Olaf will be able to find you way out here."
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"Oh, look, there's an easy-to-read sign for Lousy Lane."
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"And the worst of it"
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"a phrase which here means that the authorities had not caught him"
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"that Count Olaf will be caught in no time at all."
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"Lousy Lane is perhaps the most unpleasant lane in the world."
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"one only had to look at them to feel ill."
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"And it encircles a horseradish factory,"
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"Uh, what... what is that smell?"
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"How exactly is Dr. Montgomery related to us?"
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"Dr. Montgomery is, let me see,"
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"That probably explains why you never met him."
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"Come along, Violet."
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"What do we call him? I mean, he's not exactly our uncle."
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"You can call him Dr. Montgomery,"
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"unless he asks you to call him by his first name,"
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"in which case you'll call him Montgomery."
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"- His name is Montgomery Montgomery? - Yes, yes."
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"- Ridicule means tease. - We know what ridicule means."
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"I hope Dr. Montgomery is a decent person."
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"Hello, hello, hello."
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"- You must be the Baudelaires. - Yes."
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"this delicious coconut cream cake."
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"- Nice to meet you, Dr. Montgomery. - Please, call me Monty."
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"Do you like going to the movies?"
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"Well, we are going to go a lot."
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"To some very important and very special films."
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"What is your favorite movie?"
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"Um, Dawn Patrol, the 1938 version."
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"It was your father's favorite, too."
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"Well, let's not stand out here. Come in!"
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"Let's go."
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"Come along. Yes, we're going."
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"Now you must be Violet, the inventor."
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"And you are Klaus, the reader."
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"Your mother was so proud of your voracious intellectual appetites."
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"And you must be Sunny."
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"My sister prefers very hard food."
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"Ah. Well, that is unusual for a baby."
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"But not so unusual for many snakes."
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"Perhaps Sunny would prefer a raw carrot?"
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"Well, that leaves one extra slice of cake."
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"Hmm..."
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"I know. I'll eat it myself."
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"Mr. Poe of Mulctuary Money Management, you are welcome to a slice of cake."
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"Besides, coconut leaves a funny feeling in my mouth."
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"If you need anything, remember, you can always reach me..."
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"They won't need anything from you, Mr. Poe."
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"and I will dedicate myself to their safety, comfort and happiness"
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"Our parents' fortune can't be used until Violet comes of age."
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"what with my salary from the Herpetological Society."
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"But, as a scientist... I do admire your skepticism, Klaus."
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"It's understandable after what you children have been through."
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"Ah, that unpleasantness with Count Olaf. No need to scare the man."
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"Terribly sorry, Mr. Poe."
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"My screeching iguana clock does tend to startle some people."
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"But then, so, of course, does the screeching iguana."
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"- I think I'll see myself out. - Capital idea."
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"Bye, Mr. Poe."
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"Just don't forget to call..."
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"I'm terribly sorry if I was rude to him, children,"
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"but, frankly, that man ruffles my scales."
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"Unpleasantness with Count Olaf, he says,"
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"when Mr. Poe is the very reason you were put with Count Olaf in the first place."
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"just as your parents wanted."
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"Actually, Dr. Montgomery..."
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"- Monty. - Monty..."
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