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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The ANTI-Social Network (S07E07)

"We won't tell them right now, but we'll come back, and we'll jam it in their faces."
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"Face! Yeah, once we shush him. Okay, let's go."
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"That's the most important part to rne, because it was an annoying nose."
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"Then give him, like, almond eyes if you-"
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"I find it creepy. All right. Can we just take a look at the drawing?"
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"Because we kinda need to get out of here."
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"Really good. Wow!"
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"And what is your technique, sir? Because I want to learn that. That is-"
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"You know, the only thing that would help this, is if you had him do this gesture-"
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"Oh, my God. Because when the man assaulted us-"
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"It says here this was filed as an assault,"
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"but the only thing that you're claiming was that this man shushed you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah. But it was an assault."
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"Shushing somebody is not an assault."
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"There was more to it than- He- Yeah- It wasn't just shushing though."
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"Yea h- And the reason it was an assault..."
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"was because he was shushing our cries for help."
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"- Yeah. - The both of you?"
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"No. You can't rape two guys. No."
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"No,no,no. I wouldn't even necessarily classify it-"
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"You know what happened was that he only raped my friend here."
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"I actually shook him off in time."
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"The guy never quite made it inside of me, but my friend here- Yeah."
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"No. No, no, no. He barely made it in there, so, trust me, I'm fine."
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"No, he did-"
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"The reason we were gonna file it as a rape..."
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"And then I did get away."
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"Well, don't-don't write any of this down. Look. Can we just drop the case?"
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"We don't need to- We just need the drawing."
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"I didn't even think about that, because if we have the drawing, we can find the guy."
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"[ Larson Sighs Deeply]"
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"there's no way in hell y0u're getting out of here with that drawing."
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"[Sighs] All right, Charlie."
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"I got another plan."
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"and he didn't have- No, he was not."
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"A propeller on his head. I like the shushing though."
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"Is that him? That's him."
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"- That is him. - Let's do this."
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"Hey, Dylan Toback."
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"[ Mac] Oh. Hey. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Sorry about that, ma'am. Hi, ma'am."
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"There's nothing you can do about that."
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"Have a nice day. I'm still confused."
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"I'm very confused. it's sort of a transgender situation."
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"Yeah. Do you know him? He posted on Facebook that he was here."
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"Well, can you guys keep a secret?"
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"That wasn't him. It was me. I started a Facebook page to get back at him."
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"I'm his ex-girlfriend, and he was the worst."
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"He was always like, “Sally, send me money.”"
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"- Mail him hair? - Weird, right?"
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"Yeah. And then he posted a bunch of naked pics of me online, and that was the last straw."
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"I know. Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?"
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"I don't know. One of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites."
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"- Do you know where we can find him? -Oh, I can give you his address."
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"- I don't give a shit. - [ Dee ] Really? - Great! Great!"
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"Also, put down one of the sites that was-"
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"- Mmm. Mm-hmm. - But the hair I mailed was mine."
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"- That was real. - Okay, you know what? This chick is douchier than Dylan."
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"He's got the annoying nose that you wanted to smack."
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"I'm sorry, guys. I've never seen a cartoon character in here shushing people before."
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"Would you just take this seriously?"
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"I don't see how I could take this seriously."
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"He's not helping."
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"You're just gonna be difficult, so go get us more gin drinks."
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"God. All right. Here's what I'm gonna do, Charlie."
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"I'm gonna write “Rude man who shushes- please call” at the top,"
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"and then, at the bottom, I'll put my phone number. Right."
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"Right? Then we'll make a shitload of copies,"
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"we'll put them up all over town, and it'll act like a wanted poster."
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"But if the rude man calls me- [ Snaps Fingers ] that works too."
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"Hold on a second. You're oool just putting your personal information out there?"
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"Yeah! I'm absolutely cool with that, man, because I'm saying “Connect with me.”"
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"That's what we're talking about. People just don't connect these days."
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"I'm saying, “Call me. Let's have a phone conversation.”"
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"Yeah, don't tweet. Don't just tweet me. Don't shush me."
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"You know, let's connect. Let's have a connection, you know."
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"Don't be rude. Let's talk about rude people."
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"But let's shush this guy and get cut of here, because it's starting to get complicated."
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"Yeah. And what was happening back there? Sending nude pictures of yourself?"
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"That's just stupid, and that's desperate. Yeah, and hair?"
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"I mean, sending hair- that's just demented."
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"Well, the hair I don't really have a problem with. What are you talking about?"
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"What is the point of that? You send your hair to a guy,"
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"We're looking for Dylan Tobaok. Is he around?"
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"[ Both Groan ]"
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"Okay, but listen. We don't have a lot of time, okay?"
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"Um, a few months ago, my daughter Jamela bought me..."
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"this brand-new computer, and she put it right here."
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"- Speed up, speed up, speed up! - Okay. So, ever since Jerry got put on life support-"
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"- Ew. I didn't see him there. - I've had nothing but time on my hands."
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"And I've been so lonely, you know. [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Oh, why is she doing that? - Urn,"
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"I am Dylan Toback."
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"No.No.No. hmn4mnnLkmn4mmnLkmn4mmnL No, you're not."
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"Don't say that. We don't have time for that, okay?"
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"Is anybody online the person who they say that they are?"
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"Well, what I'm saying is he doesn't exist."
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"I've made up dozens of names. I'm really good at it."
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"My real name is Catfish! [Laughs]"
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"What the hell is happening here? Here's what I gather."
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"I think she went on the Gin Bar's Web site,"
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"found a picture of that guy and then made up a whole name and personality for him."
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"No. So we don't know the guy's name."
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"How the hell are we gonna find him? I d0n't know."
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"Well, how did you find me?"
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"Was it that Sally? Because that bitch been getting on my nerves."
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"- So you know Sally? - Oh, well, Dylan knows Sally."
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"Yeah! And what about the nude photos?"
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"Don't you shush me! Don't you shush us, goddamn it!"
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"Let's just get back to the bar. We'll find the nude photos there."
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"- You're Carl Lundegard? - Yeah."
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"We put them in every part of town."
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"[ Cell Phone Buzzes ] I know. Ooh, ooh. Here we go."
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"Shh! Uh, no. Sh, you do no“!"
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"Oh! You- He shushed me."
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"Another one? Yes, another shusher shushing rne on the phone."
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"“Rude man who shushes- please call”- Right."
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"So rude men are calling just to shush you."
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"To shush me. This is prank calls."
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