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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The ANTI-Social Network (S07E07)

"I walk by it all the time. How could you notice it? There's no sign outside."
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"- I mean, who does that? - No, no. Nobody blew anything."
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"- Get me a beer! - Get me a beer! - Beer!"
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"You mean to tell me there's this many people in this joint, all they serve is gin?"
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"old-timey disgusting drink that nobody likes."
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"You know, maybe I'll do the blowing. That's fine."
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"Ugh! Ew."
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"But that's the most important thing- exclusivity."
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"Paddy's sign, so it stays up. Yeah."
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"- You're totally wrong about that, Mac. - [ Dee ] Yeah."
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"- I never once said that! - Did you not?"
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"I don't mean to derail us, 'c:ause this is very, very important stuff,"
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"Have you been thinking about that? I really have."
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"Yeah, that's him. [ Dee ] That's him."
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"Not yet. How long does it usuaflytake?"
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"Oh, you know, it depends on if he's online or not. Refresh. Refresh."
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"No. No. What if you hit it faster'?"
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"I mean, here's the problem with, like, Facebook and Twitter."
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"We're not connected with each other anymore."
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"next thing he knows he's chopped to bits in a basement somewhere, you know."
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"Right. and a trunk full of duct tape and zip ties."
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"Yeah, well, this is not a considerate man, Charlie. This is a rude man,"
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"[ Charlie ] Can we get you for a second? We've got a-"
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"- What can I get for you guys? - Well, we're looking for a man."
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"Um, yeah. This guy was a real douche bag."
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"Kind of douchey. Yeah. I wish I had a picture of the guy, but we don't. Um-"
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"This is a douche bag who goes around shushing people that he doesn't even know."
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"I don't think I'd care."
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"- Again, I was done, so- - Well, you're speaking too fast."
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"Stop speaking in such short sentences."
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"Yeah, we want drinks. Absolutely."
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"- Specials. Yeah. - Yeah, two house specials."
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"[ Scoffs ] I think you got him with that one though."
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"[ Chuckles ] Hey, you know,"
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"What you thinking?"
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"Goddamn it. Why won't this guy be our friend?"
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"It's like an online shush. You know, I-"
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"Oh! We got him! We got him?"
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"Okay. Great idea. Great idea!"
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"[ Dennis ] I want to make sure you got the nose right though."
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"It was a nose that you wanted to smack."
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"You've already said that. And don't compliment the man."
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"You've done an excellent job."
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"Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Kelly, I'm Detective Larson."
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"I'm gonna need to clear something up on your report here."
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"We're good, actually, 'cause we got- Yeah, we're good."
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"Right. This guy was raping us- [ Clears Throat ]"
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"- Well- Wha- - He was raping you?"
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"Yeah. Well, yeah."
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"So he was only raping you?"
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"Yeah. Yep."
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"Yeah. He, like, really, kinda made soup of your insides-"
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"- Yeah, but he bit his dick. - Not- What?"
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"He- He- [ Chuckles ]"
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"was because he did make it inside me, but, like, just barely."
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"And the guy was super-small, so I'm fine."
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"If you and Mr. Reynolds are filing a false police report,"
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"How's that? [ Charlie ] That's perfect."
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"That looks exactly like him. Yeah, I mean, he wasn't in a dune buggy,"
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"Tootie's. Tootie's. This is it."
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"Uh, we thought you were this guy, Dylan Toback. He shushed us, and-"
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"We were gonna shush him back. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Here's why. it's the hair, and it's the cardigan, and it's the build-"
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"Yeah, and it's the way you stand. Broad shoulders. But that's okay. That's okay."
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"Are you guys looking for Dylan Toback? Yes."
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"No! Ye- Yes."
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"“Sally, mail me hair.”"
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"Oh, my God! That's disgusting."
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"[ Chuckles ] That's- Well-"
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"Here's the thing. He's never actually met me."
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"flattering than I actually am, and so we just sort of had this online relationship."
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"Well, he wasn't in a dune buggy. Yeah."
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"No. He's not gonna be a help to us."
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"That's-That's all you're good for. More of the gin."
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"Okay, wait. So you want the rude man to call you?"
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"No, I want people to call me about the rude man."
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"That works too! [ Laughs ] All right. That's gonna work."
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"Let's talk about people who do rude things, you know."
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"and, you know, you just give that guy a sense of you and your smells and-"
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"Oh, 0h! Shh! Shh!"
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"Okay. Come on. Goddamn it!"
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"I knew this day would come. Urn, come in."
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"- I have nothing but time- - Whoa! Slow down, slow down, slow down!"
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"Okay, do you know how to find the real Dylan Toback?"
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"No, he doesn't, 'c:ause Dylan isn't real! And you know what?"
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"- This is not about the nude photos, Mac. - Shh! Shh!"
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"- Don't disturb Jerry! - Disturb Jerry? I'm disturbed! He should be disturbed!"
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"This whole thing is disturbing. If you shush me one more time, I will put you in the ground."
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"Do you hear me? You know what? Dee! We're losing focus."
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"- Is that your hair, Dee? - Oh, come on."
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"What is the problem? Are we not putting these in the right part of town'?"
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"- Hello? - [Man] I saw that guy you were looking for."
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"You did? 0h, that's great. Okay, can you tell us where exactly the-"
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"Am I gonna have to change my phone number? That's a pain in the ass."
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"You never want to put your personal information out there in the world."
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"[ Mac] Yo! People abuse it."
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"and Dee banged a fat old black lady,"
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"and then sent her hair. That's not- All right."
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"Frank to the rescue. Oh, ho! Frank saves the day."
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"Nice. Let's check out what you got here."
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"- No, I lied. Everybody lies on the Internet. - He's right."
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"Everybody out there is lying to get what they want. Why can't we?"
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"[ Crowd Cheering]"
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"And guess what."
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"Métley CrUe and cake."
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"Awesome. Awesome. Okay, okay."
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"[ Deep Male Voice] Virus!"
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"- Or her. - No, I'm busy."
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"Take it from me."
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"Goddamn it! Oh, my God. We never should've left him in charge."
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"I mean, absolutely nothing good has come of today. [ Door Opens ]"
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"No, we wasted all of our time. [ Man Whistles ] Excuse me."
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"Come on in. [ Chuckles ] Oh!"
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"[ Charlie ] I know, but I can't believe I never even noticed this place before."
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"Yeah, what's up with that? You think it like blew down in a storm or something?"
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"No. No storm. I think the owners did it on purpose 'cause they think it's cool."
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"- Yeah. - They blew on their sign..."
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"until it came off 'causetheythought it was cool'?"
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"Hey, Dee, how did you find out about this place?"
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"Somebody sent me a link to their Facebook page."
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