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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Fat and Wet (S02E02)

"...all our problems would be solved."
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"Then it's settled."
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"- We're doing it. - Thanks, Miss Kendra."
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"Now, give me a hug."
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"Cleveland, we are completely out of graham crackers."
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"Will you keep an eye on Rallo while I run to the store?"
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"Cleveland. Cleveland, do you hear me?"
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"Yes, Donna. Lou Ferrigno could hear you."
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"He drops back. Oh, he sees an opening and he takes..."
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"Help, I can't swim!"
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"They're doing another season of The Bachelor? Mm."
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"Wait a minute, I don't remember buying a coaster shaped like a dead kid!"
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"Rallo, my angel."
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"Oh, can you hear me?"
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"Oh, God, if you die, I am never getting laid again."
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"Ack! I should have done this before the plunger."
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"I gotta bury the body."
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"Rallo, are you okay?"
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"You saved my life, old man."
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"From now on, you need anything, you come to me."
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"Other than to never mention this to your mother."
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"Why not? You're a hero."
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"Yes, but, Rallo..."
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"...boy, will she be mad at you."
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"She might even ban you from the pool completely."
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"A hero and a genius."
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"But I will never forget this..."
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"- Hello? - E.T. phone Elliott?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"- What's up? - Nothing since we talked yesterday."
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"Do you still have that bike?"
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"Again, no, E.T."
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"I don't still have the bike I had when I was 10."
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"Nope, no blanket either."
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"Listen, I gotta go, E.T."
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"Elliott!"
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"- What? - Hi."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown Jr., and I'm here to recruit you."
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"For too long, this world has marginalized and ridiculed fat people..."
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"But they're wrong!"
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"My name is Kendra Krinklesac."
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"And our ballot measure guarantees equality for all obese heterosexuals."
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"Hey, it'll be okay."
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"We'll vote for this one and then in time..."
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"Glad I lived to do this for you, old man."
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"Because I saved you. I saved you."
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"Yes, I did. Yes, I did."
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"How many times do I have to tell you..."
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"...not to leave your baseball cards spread out all over our bed?"
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"I was seeing which guys I had and which guys I need."
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"- Cleveland, how many times do...? - Hold up."
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"You need to treat this man with the respect he deserves."
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"- Excuse me? - No, Cleveland, she needs to hear."
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"This man's a hero. He saved..."
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"Money on car insurance with GEICO. Ha-ha-ha. Get it?"
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Hey, I almost forgot, Djimon Hounsou's in the front yard."
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"Really?"
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"...when I fell in the pool, weren't you? - Yes, I was. Yes, I was."
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"- And I almost drowned? - Mm-hm."
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"You realize I own you now, right?"
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"That you do, yes."
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"Dang."
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"Well, well, well, what have we here?"
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"That's my grandfather's pocket watch."
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"I think you mean my pocket watch."
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"There is no way on God's Earth I am letting you have that watch."
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"Cleveland wasn't watching me and I almost drowned..."
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"...in his white-trash-above-ground pool."
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"All right. I love this watch."
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"It's classy."
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"A quarter past the hour."
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"So, Cleveland and Lester..."
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"Shut up, Eraserhead."
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"Laughingstock? What are you talking about?"
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"According to the news, Junior and Kendra are the king and queen of the fatties."
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"I boned a fat chick once as a goof."
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"Had to date her for eight months before she let me. Fell in love."
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"Said she boned a short guy as a goof. Pfft. Chicks aren't funny."
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"Ah, drink up, fellas."
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"...and see your names associated with the grossest thing on Earth."
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"- Fat people. - Prolapsed rectums."
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"Shh! It's coming. It's results time."
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"I wish I could cross my fingers."
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"- Here now with the news, - Dwayne Meighan."
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"Good evening. I'm Dwayne Meighan."
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"Today was the day when they had an election."
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"Everybody went and said what they had..."
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"... about a measure called the Brown-Krinklesac..."
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"... for the fat people or the fat individual."
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"They had people that you were signed your name on a sheet..."
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"... and then you could say yes or no and that was for you..."
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"... but everybody got to say yes or no."
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"At this juncture, several people on a voluntary basis..."
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"... had counted what they had called a ballot..."
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"... that was what they had said yes or no."
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"They had made one pile for yes and another pile for those who said no."
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"Both piles where then counted, double-checked..."
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"Word had been the measure had actually been defeated."
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"I'm sorry, Junior."
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"... at what they had called a polling place earlier with my friend Larvell."
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"- Larvell? - Um, I'm actually at the polling place..."
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"... and, um, there were so many had... Um..."
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"Some guys... Hey, wait, here are some guys, um..."
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"Hey, guys, did y'all, um, vote on Brown-Krinklesac?"
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"- Yeah. - These guys voted."
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"Hey, um, how did y'all vote?"
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"We both voted, "Hell, no.""
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"That's right. N-O. No."
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"So suck on that, fatties."
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"I think we're in big trouble, Lester."
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"That is until we disappear."
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"Seems like that's the story now. Hmm?"
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"You know, Miss Kendra..."
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"...right now, I weigh more than I ever have in my whole life."
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"- And yet I've never felt smaller. - That's beautiful."
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"You know what's ironical, Junior?"
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"Nothing. Ironical isn't a word."
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"Nothing is ironical, but go ahead."
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"I was just gonna say that all I wanted was to be accepted..."
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