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Clips from American Dad! - White Rice (S06E06)

"I need some money for more coke."
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"I'm coming, baby."
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"I'm Kristen Johnston."
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"He's my husband."
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"We know, but he is white."
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"You are a reverse banana."
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"What?"
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"You are white on outside, yellow on inside."
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"Uh, this is a set."
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"Francine, we need to talk."
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"Stan, what are you doing here?"
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"I'm not afraid of change. I..."
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"Who is that guy?"
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"It's Kristen Johnston. Just keep rolling."
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"Look, I got that gold chain you wanted to talk about."
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"I'm also wearing cargo shorts, like you wanted."
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"Ten years ago you wanted to paint the kitchen purple."
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"I painted it."
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"I have 20 dogs in the car."
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"All the things you ever wanted, I did."
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"I've changed for you."
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"It turns out the only change I can't live with is losing you."
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"I've got dessert."
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"Get out or I'll shoot you."
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"Stan, I'm touched that you made all these changes,"
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"but that's not what I wanted."
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"It-it isn't?"
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"No."
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"I just wanted to talk those things through."
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"I wasn't sure about them."
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"That's why I needed to discuss them with you."
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"And those shorts make you look boxy."
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"And who knows, maybe I wouldn't like getting off."
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"And as for my stand-up career,"
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"if we had just talked it through,"
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"you would've realized it didn't mean I would leave you."
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"You could have come with me."
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"There's a CIA office out here in Los Angeles."
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"Oh, yeah, I never thought of that."
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"I'm really sorry, Francine."
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"This time, I can tell you really are sorry."
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"So, I accept your apology."
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"Aw..."
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"Cut! Lightning in a bottle."
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"Yes!"
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"Oh, there is no downside to this drug."
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"So, you guys want to go get some steaks at the Brown Derby?"
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"I'd like to make a toast to Francine and to tonight's premiere of White Rice."
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"It is going the distance."
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"That's what I told Meredith Baxter-Birney"
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"on the set of Family Ties."
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"That's when she was still a fan of the meat rod."
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"It's like a dream come true."
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"Quiet. The show's coming on."
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"Hi, Mah Mah, what's for dinner?"
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"Eel in cow eyeball sauce."
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"It called the guck nu."
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"Sounds more like guck ewww."
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"It's an all-new episode of Fits In The Hole."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Look how fat she is in that silver suit."
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"I don't think she's gonna make it."
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"Right. It's probably just a programming mistake."
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"Yeah, this is Sweeps."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh!"
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"Okay, thanks!"
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"We've been cancelled."
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"After one joke?"
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"Apparently, the Asian community is in an uproar."
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"Oh. well."
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"Can I borrow your belt?"
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"And this chair?"
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"Sweeps is dead!"
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"He hung himself! No!"
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"I never gave you my belt."
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"You didn't? Give it to me."
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"Sweeps is dead!"
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"Okay, Bah Bah, bye."
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"Stan, I really think we should talk about them moving to town."
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"Okay, let's talk about it."
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"I think it's a terrible idea."
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"Me, too."
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"Stan, I need to borrow your shovel."
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"Damn it, Stan, I want to talk about this!"
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"Ooh, you think it'll get violent?"
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"♪ Push it real good. ♪"
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"Having a cigarette."
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"I'll find someone for us to talk to."
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"How great is that guy?"
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"Can you imagine how hard that's been on me?"
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"I discovered Mindy Cohn, Willie Aames,"
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"I killed her."
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"One for every year you asked for one."
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"Aw...!"
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"Roger, what happened to White Rice?"
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"And this is a fist."
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"An aversion."
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"Aah!"
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"everything Stan has made me repress over the last 20 years!"
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"of a post-menopausal senior woman."
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"What's on this tape? Nothing."
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"I can say it, you can't."
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"She was just eating to eat!"
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"We're hitting our stride, Frannie."
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"Now that I see the kitchen purple, it looks terrible."
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"This is incredibly unprofessional."
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