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Clips from American Dad! - White Rice (S06E06)

"Every year on her dad's birthday."
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"Here's a list of some other things I'd like repressed this year."
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"She talked about getting a puppy again-- let's get rid of that."
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"She wanted to get a subway map shower curtain--"
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"She's also been grousing about the night I sleep-punched her."
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"And there's plenty more."
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"Oh, and while you're knocking around in there,"
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"get her to love the films of Emilio Estevez."
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"yet he chooses to be Mexican."
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"Makes it huge."
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"Realizes people have had enough of him,"
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"and is decent enough to fall off the face of the Earth."
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"Emi-lio-ooo! No problem."
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"Do your magic. I'm going to get a sandwich across the street."
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"Oh, I'll take a..."
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"Never mind, then."
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"All righty, then, Francine."
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"for the New Yorker cartoon contest."
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"You'll stop saying the phrase,"
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""You are a card, and you need to be dealt with.""
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"You will awake in one hour."
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"You will remember nothing of this session."
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"Okay, good to go."
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"Francine, you are stiff as a board."
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"Next year I'll have you hypnotize my penis."
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"Hey there, sleepyhead, you up for a Mighty Ducks marathon?"
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"Sorry to intrude, guys."
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"It's my father's birthday."
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"And you want to discuss your parents moving to town,"
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"but Stan won't talk about it."
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"Yes. H-How did you know?"
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"Honey, let's go see a therapist."
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"Oh, you'd do that for me?"
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"Ugh. I saw it again."
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"You know she has one. Why do you keep staring at it?"
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"I don't trust it. I don't want to turn my back on it."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I now pronounce you man-fish and wife."
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"Honk, honk."
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"Pleasure doing business with you."
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"Uh, hey, I got you a wedding present."
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"Oh, Pumpkin, look, our new home."
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"Great. Here's this year's list of things I need adiosed."
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"I'm gonna go grab a sandwich."
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"Oh, I'll have a..."
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"And when you awake, you will remember..."
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"Maybe once in a while, I can get off."
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"Let's talk about it later."
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"Stan, I think we should get Hayley and Bailey vaccinated."
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"We'll talk about it later."
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"Ow! Son of a bitch! You punched me!"
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"Talk... later."
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"Why, Sal?"
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"never once offered to bring me a sandwich."
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"Your body is filling with liquid..."
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"Oh!"
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"Emi-lio-ooo!"
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"So instead of discussing things with me,"
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"you take me to a hypnotist?!"
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"We could've gone to a real therapist and worked on our problems."
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"I don't like airing my personal business in front of an audience."
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"But I do like using those steel pee-troughs at the stadium."
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"I don't know if it's because it sounds like rain,"
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"or it's just the sight of all those"
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"eager Johnsons working together--"
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"Stan... Let's play "Hide and Don't Seek.""
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"I'll hide in my plate room, you don't seek me."
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"We know the game is over when you've made me dinner."
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"Oh, my porcelain, ginger-haired prankster."
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"No one has a sense of humor anymore."
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"Wait... more memories are coming back."
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"This wasn't always your plate room."
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"This was my work-space."
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"Uh, you didn't."
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"Let's go on vacation right now."
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"The Poconos."
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"Sounds funny."
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"Hey, I had a secret hiding place."
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"And we don't have a VCR anymore"
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"so you'll have to take my word for it."
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"Roger still has one."
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"Because you didn't buy him a DVD player"
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"like he wanted for his quinceañera."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Eh, eh, eh, eh."
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"Hey! My Angela Lansbury workout."
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"Why Miss Lansbury, you ask?"
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"Well, I've come to accept that I have the body"
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"Any other woman in the audience"
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"the tallest member of her family?"
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"Oh, my God, that's right! I was a stand-up comic!"
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"Well, my adoptive parents are Chinese."
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"So I'm the tallest member in generations."
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"and they're all like "Godzilla, aw!""
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"Funny."
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"In first grade they sent me home with lice."
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"My parents said, "Of course she has lice."
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"She has it for runch everyday.""
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"You're good."
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"Yay."
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"Why on earth would you make me forget"
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"I was a stand-up comedienne?"
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"You started working nights; it affected my schedule."
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"I talked to Sal about it,"
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"and he said I don't like change."
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"I have an aversion to it."
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"I get it. I get it."
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"I'll go get ready for sex."
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"You really think I was funny?"
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"You're hilarious."
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"All you need is a manager, and you're on your way."
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"I wouldn't even know where to begin to find a..."
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"Sweeps McCullough, talent manager."
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"I used to represent every sitcom neighbor"
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"and sidekick in the '80s."
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"the slow kid from Life Goes On."
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"Was that a comedy? Was to me."
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"Anyway, I've been down on my luck as of late,"
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"I want to make you a star."
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"Why?"
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