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Clips from American Dad! - White Rice (S06E06)

"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"I'll open a good wine."
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"Oh, you always say that."
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"I don't care what the pack says."
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"Francine, I want you to come home right now."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"Really? You would do that for me?"
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"when he made this gal."
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"even if it is with a normal non-speaking fish."
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"Pisces?"
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"When I snap my fingers, you are going to fall into a deep, dream-like state."
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"There's quite a few things I'd like you to make her forget."
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"There we go. There's the winner."
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"need to nip that in the bud."
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"She wants me to start picking my shoes up off the floor."
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"He's a Sheen, he's from an acting dynasty,"
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"You will stop submitting captions"
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"Thanks, Sal."
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"Ah."
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"He turned 69 and he's not getting any younger."
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"Because you come over every year, say the same thing"
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"and pube-up our hot tub."
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"I-I don't do that."
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"Now for my payment."
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"Now let's get this party started."
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"No!!"
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"You've been coming here for two decades--"
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"Uh... Francine, you've never been more relaxed."
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"Stan, we are going to talk about this now."
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"Why did I need a work-space?"
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"I do, I'm at peace with it."
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"I go to my family reunion"
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"but I still know talent."
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"Shut your eyes."
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"Ow. Ow."
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"Nonsense. Once you've got it, you never lose it."
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"So what do you say, you in?"
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"and knew she was a star."
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"She can't be that bad."
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"You got me booked at Hilareola's?!"
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"We'll talk about it later."
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"What?"
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"Stan, what are you doing here?"
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"I just came to wish you luck."
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"Lot of pressure."
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"If you're trying to rattle me, it won't work."
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"Tonight we have Langley Falls'"
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"blossoming new comedienne, Francine Ling."
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"But I saw you throw up onstage."
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""Mongolian barf-ecue.""
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"Chopstick around."
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"I miss her, Klaus."
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"I hate your face so much."
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"It's also my chance to pick out one of the extras to pork."
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"I've got dessert."
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"Well, I can tell you this..."
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"Do you have a drive-on?"
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"Oh, yes, of course, Ms. Johnston."
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"I'm white."
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"Is this where Francine Ling lives?"
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"Oh, I didn't realize you had people over."
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"Phew."
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"I can't wait to tell the kids about moving to California."
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"You deserve it, baby."
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"Wow, I can't believe my father's turning 70."
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"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"♪ American Dad 6x05 ♪ White Rice Original Air Date on November 21, 2010"
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"Terry, quick, Stan and Francine are fighting."
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"We'll talk about it later."
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"And when bring it up later, you just push it off."
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"I do push it."
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"I push it real good."
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"♪ Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh ♪"
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"♪ Duh-dah-dah-dah-dah aah, push it ♪"
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"Coming this way. Act casual."
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"Never wants to talk."
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"Francine, you okay?"
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"My father turned 68 today."
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"He's not getting any younger."
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"I tried to talk to Stan about moving my parents to town,"
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"but he refuses to even discuss it."
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"That must be tough, you two having the same argument every year."
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"What? No, we don't."
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"This is the first time I've ever brought it up."
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"I'm not going anywhere with you."
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"Oh, this is a private discussion."
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"We'll leave you two alone."
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"I'm sorry, okay?"
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"You're just saying you're sorry because you want this conversation to be over."
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"We need some help communicating."
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"I think we should see a therapist."
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"For us."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"Let's go home."
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"Aah, I saw it."
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"Look what I won at the carnival."
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"She's beautiful."
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"Yeah, the good Lord used every crayon in the box"
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"I'm gonna stick an M80 in her and blow her to bits."
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"Wait. Why don't you drop her in my bowl?"
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"I'd be happy for the companionship"
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"Wow, look at you."
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"Hooking up with a colored girl."
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"Hi, I'm Klaus."
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"What's your sign?"
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"My husband never wants to hear me out."
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"Instead of talking things through, he just pushes me off."
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"Don't worry, I'll fix everything."
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"Let's start with you, Francine."
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"I want you to feel completely relaxed."
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"Imagine warm liquid filling your body--"
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"starting at your feet and rising slowly to your head."
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"So, Stan, want me to give her the regular?"
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"Yup, Sal, time for her annual tune-up."
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"Ooh, mixed nuts"
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"She wants to move her parents to town again, huh?"
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