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Clips from The Simpsons - Another Simpsons Clip Show (S06E06)

"He seemed to know a lot about brunch."
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"Your laughter is like music but if you laugh at what I say next, I will die."
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"For I am about to say something very serious, perhaps shocking."
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"At my apartment, the Fiesta Terrace."
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"Is Thursday okay?"
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"So if you mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband..."
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"...that's my idea of romance."
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"Okay, Homer."
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"Okay, Marge. As long as we're traumatizing the kids..."
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"Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new coworker, Mindy Simmons."
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"She has a degree in engineering or something."
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"Hi. How's it going?"
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"- Oh, pleased to meet you. - Yeah, ditto."
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"Hi."
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"I guess we'll be going down together."
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"- I mean, getting off togeth... I mean... - That's okay."
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"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."
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"See you tomorrow!"
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"TV's there. Bathroom's there."
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"I love my wife and family. All I'll use this bed for is sleeping, eating..."
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"- Mindy. We have to fight our temptation. - No, Homer."
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"Let's call room service!"
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"Well, we'll just see about that."
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"Fly, my pretties. Fly!"
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"Go to hell!"
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"- This was a really nice night, Homer. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- What's wrong? - Oh, yeah, like you don't know."
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"The cookie told me so."
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"Well, desserts aren't always right."
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"Homer..."
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"...you know how I feel."
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"Oh, baby."
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"This was a wonderful idea, Homie."
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"- What happened to Mindy? - Yes, what did happen to her?"
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"She hit the bottle hard and lost her job."
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"Good. Does anyone else have a love story?"
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"Yes, I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings..."
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"...and scars that will never heal."
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"Poor Ralph."
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"- You "choo-choo-choose" me? - Happy Valentine's."
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"It was an unusually warm February 14th..."
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"Can I walk you home, valentine?"
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"Sure, I guess."
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"That valentine sure was funny."
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"Glad you liked it."
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"It says "choo-choo-choose" me, and there's a picture of a train."
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"So..."
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"...do you like stuff?"
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"Well, here's my house."
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"Oh, no. It's a package from Ralph."
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"A Malibu Stacy convertible!"
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""Look in the tunk." He must mean "trunk.""
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"Tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Show!"
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"It's the Krusty the Clown 29th Anniversary Show!"
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"Thank you, thank you!"
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"- Lisa, you want a bite of my ice cream? - No, thanks."
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"Send it this way, boy."
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"Now, for my favorite part of the show..."
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"What does that say? "Talk to the audience"?"
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"Oh, God, this is always death. All right."
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"I love Lisa Simpson! And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
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"No!"
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"Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you!"
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"The only reason I gave you that valentine..."
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"...is because nobody else would!"
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"Watch this. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half."
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"And now!"
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"Lisa, not all romances turn out that way."
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"Bart, do you have a love story that doesn't end in heartbreak?"
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"I'm so happy, I just had to tell someone."
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"I have a boyfriend."
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"Wait, that did end in heartbreak."
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"Thanks for opening up old wounds, Ma."
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"Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say:"
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""There's a whole lot of frowning going on.""
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"Mom, doesn't any love story have a happy ending?"
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"Of course. Remember when..."
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"- Good. - Soon I will kill you."
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"Wait, wait, that's no good."
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"I know. Your grandfather, remember?"
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"Say, I've got a neat idea."
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"Why don't you go in and pick up my mother, and we'll go out to dinner."
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"That's not my mother."
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"I'll be back in a jiffy."
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"My favorite song. This is so nice."
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"Say, sport, mind if I have the next dance?"
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"What the...? Don't sneak up on a... Aren't you...?"
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"No need for the blown gasket, Charlie. I'll have her back in one piece."
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"...to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
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"Oh, Monty, my favorite song. How did...?"
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"I specifically requested no romantic music. What...?"
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"Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?"
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"No."
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"- I don't wanna be either. - Hot diggety damn!"
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"That's good enough for me."
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"That doesn't seem like a happy ending."
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"That seems more like a detached tale of modern alienation."
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"Yeah, learned it screws everybody up."
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"Well, there's that side of it. But there's also..."
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"Help me out here, Lisa."
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"...for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. Soon, Cory, soon."
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"Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject..."
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"...but there was one time I got it right."
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"- Just this. - Artie, please."
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"- Come on, kiss me. Please. - No, really, I mean it! Now stop it!"
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"- I'm sorry, Marge. - Take me home."
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"Not so much for myself, but I'm so respected..."
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"Shut up! I'm over as far as I can go!"
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"- Homer? - Marge?"
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"- Yeah. You want a ride? - Sure."
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"- Hi, prom date. - Marge, pour vous."
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"- Why so glum? - I got a problem."
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"Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you..."
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"Your first kiss."
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"- Wake up! - What's wrong?"
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"Not exactly. They pieced it together from old shows."
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"Mom, romance is dead."
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"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt..."
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"No, no!"
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"That's not the idea at all."
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