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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Does Hollywood (S03E03)

"Oh, jeez. Oh, God. I didn't see it."
Family Guy
"It jumped right out in front of my car. Oh, I am so sorry."
Family Guy
"We just have to face it. Brian's a Hollywood director, and we're small-town people."
Family Guy
"- All right, one more. Uh, Rob Lowe? - Straight."
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"- Stop. - Ho-hum."
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"- Oh, well, he hides it well. - He wishes."
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"- Hm. - I meant it's funny, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I had an uncle named Stewie, and he used to sell bicycles."
Family Guy
"Aren't you supposed to be asking me a question?"
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"What do you think candies are made out of?"
Family Guy
"Sunshine and farts. What a silly question."
Family Guy
"I love candy. When I was a little boy we would play stickball."
Family Guy
"No, no, I'll wait. Oh, you finished?"
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"- Ask me what I want to be when I grow up. - And we also used to play buck-buck."
Family Guy
"Enough of your blether. Good evening, world. From this moment on, I will be your..."
Family Guy
"What you got there? Oh, you're gonna go skiing now?"
Family Guy
"Give that back. They're of no use to you."
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"Oh, I'm going down the mountain. Coo-coo-cachoo."
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"Here I go, down the slope."
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"We'll be back with a girl from Atlanta who skips rope with her sister's pigtails."
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"- No, my segment's not over! - Come on, you like to jump rope, don't ya?"
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"- I like jump rope. - So you're gonna sit here and enjoy it."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it. And I like pudding."
Family Guy
"And Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen since Leonard Part 6."
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"- Good news. - What? More people I love think I'm a jerk?"
Family Guy
"You're more than that, Mr "Nominated for an Adult Movie Award for Director"."
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"- A Woody? I'm up for a Woody? - Call your family. They'll be proud of you."
Family Guy
"I'd rather they think I'm a jerk than a smut pedlar."
Family Guy
"They'll love you even if you made a couple of crappy movies."
Family Guy
"Blythe Danner still loves Gwyneth Paltrow. Oops! Score one for me."
Family Guy
"Welcome back to E's Adult Video Awards Pre-show. It's a good crowd tonight, Mom."
Family Guy
"- What was the third one? - You've Got Male Genitalia."
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"- I used to guest-host The Tonight Show. - Oh, yeah. What was that, 30 years ago?"
Family Guy
"Your mike isn't plugged in."
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"The next award is for Best Original Score in an adult film. The nominees are: Ron Jones."
Family Guy
"- Lois! - Hey, buddy. How are ya, Alfred Hitch Cock?"
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"You like that one, Dick Hertz? Huh? I'm sorry. I'm already drunk."
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"- How did you guys know I'd... - Jasper called."
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"- Why didn't you tell us? - I thought you'd be ashamed of me."
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"No! I oughta knock you out for not bringing me here sooner."
Family Guy
"The pair on that one's bigger than your head."
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"- So you guys aren't offended by this? - I can't say I approve but... we love you."
Family Guy
"If this is what makes you happy, we support you."
Family Guy
"My God. I thought I needed to get away from you guys to find what was missing in my life,"
Family Guy
"but the only thing I'm missing is my family."
Family Guy
"How could I have become involved in this degrading business?"
Family Guy
"And the award goes to... Brian Griffin."
Family Guy
"This is unexpected."
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"I wanna thank my incredible team,"
Family Guy
"who've been with me from Shaving Private Ryan to Welcome to my Face."
Family Guy
"He lives with us back in Quahog."
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"- Oh... Peter! - Good luck, buddy."
Family Guy
"I've been barking up that tree for 17 years."
Family Guy
"Easy! Massage the scalp."
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"- I don't wanna. - Yes, you do. You do because it's normal."
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"My ears are popping and there's no way to console me."
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"Brian. Right on time. I like that. Come in."
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"Whoo!"
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"Aaaargh!"
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"Oh, boy, did we have some good times."
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"- Dad, they're staring at me. - They're just jealous."
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"I've always found your writing a little hackneyed and stilted,"
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