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Clips from Family Guy - Brian Does Hollywood (S03E03)

"You want my badge number? Here's my freakin' badge number!"
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"- I can't lose this case. - Lois, the case is already over."
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"In all my research, I've never seen a virus reproduce so fast."
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"What do you mean, "Cut the blue wire"? They're all blue."
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"Argh! Ow!"
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"If he does come back, I want everything to be how he left it."
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"Sheesh. He's been in LA how long? Unbelievable."
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"Keanu Reeves. Wow."
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"Now back to "Kids Say the Darndest Things"."
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"He... said he would kill me if I ever said anything."
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"Oh, honestly, the things these children come up with."
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"If you have a child you'd like to exploit to get a trip to LA, have them try out for our show."
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"Who are you working for? The Libyans? The French?"
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"Very well. If torture won't work, perhaps a little tenderness will."
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"Mm, I like your taste in women. Yes, she and I are going to have a good time together."
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"Stewie, let's get your sailor suit."
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"And don't you look at me!"
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"You might notice that new-script smell."
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"Brian."
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"You know what we'll do? We'll get the video camera and make our own show."
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"without branding oneself with useless labels?"
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"I'm sorry. I'm afraid I answered your question with another question."
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"42."
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"Daddy's feet smell."
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"Mr and Mrs Griffin, he's adorable."
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"Great. I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
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"What did you just say?"
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"- Stewie, stop fussing. - Not now, Lois."
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"I'm hungry and possibly teething. Maybe I'm wet. Who knows? I'm a baby."
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"Wah! Wah!"
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"I think it's something I'd be excited to be a part of, so call my..."
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"Give it up, loser, and don't put your number on the cover, you stupid..."
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"I'm hungry."
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"- How about Musso & Frank's at eight? - OK. See ya later, Mr Big Shot..."
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"Crap. I didn't push "End". This is gonna cost me a fortune."
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"Brian! I'm back. Tell me everything. I'm sitting, I'm hearing."
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"He's from the Philippines. I know - I'm a rice queen."
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"after Eddie Murphy said he was just giving the transvestite a ride home."
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"- Just every waking hour! - Well, I got this movie."
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"- Know what might be a thrill for you guys? - Ooh! Eating a pebble!"
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"- Brian, could we really? - You do know somebody in the business."
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"- you'll all be talking about it the next day. - Good luck with that."
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"- Give me your supervisor. - Hold, please."
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"Oh, Peter, I love this song. Open your mouth."
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"Can someone fluff Paul? He's got a windsock thing goin' on."
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"I wanna make this perfectly clear. There is absolutely no way I would consider doing it."
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"except the drum's a chick."
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""On the set"! Listen to me. Two days in Hollywood and I sound like a contract player."
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"Come on, Peter. I wanna save some tape for the Hollywood sign."
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"Ooh!"
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"Cut. OK, nice take, Jenna, but let's try giving the lines a little subtext this time."
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"so you begin to think maybe you should go back to graduate school."
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"That's when you notice the cable man has no pants on."
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"- Who the hell does Brian think he is? - Maybe he thought we'd get in the way."
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"- No! - Yes."
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"- Pull over. - Absolutely."
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"Stewie. That's a funny name. Stewie."
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"It's like stew, only with an "ie!" at the end."
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"Sorry. I thought the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things,"
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"not Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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"No! Don't listen to him."
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"That's not funny. That's just saying what happens when you go skiing."
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"Ooh, I'm goin' zip-zop, zooba-de-bop."
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"Stop it. Stop applauding him. He's not even using real words any more."
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"Coo-coo!"
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"It sure is, Melissa. All the studs and sluts are arriving."
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"- Brian. Brian! - Oh, hey."
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"You're nominated for three films you directed yesterday."
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"Add Mama to the Train, The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh..."
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"I was asked to star in a porno, but I couldn't cos most of my body's less than 18 years old."
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"- You're not even on TV right now, are you? - In my mind."
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"Walter Murphy."
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"You've come a long way from hiding from the vacuum cleaner."
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"Whoo! Oh, wow. My God. Oh!"
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"You got a nice wiggle, baby. You wanna be in a movie? A little girl-girl action maybe?"
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"Wow. That was a wonderful trip, and everyone has something to remember it by."
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"You're gonna love it at our house, Jenna Jameson."
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"English SDH"
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""Laugh and cry"
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"- We got a letter from Brian. - Tell him I'm not here."
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"It's OK. Take your time. Then what happened?"
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"Lois, I told you. There's no way..."
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"Wah! Wah!"
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""Good luck with that. " Yutz."
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"Are you happy with your long-distance service?"
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"So, ready to shoot your first scene?"
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"- Unless I saw a script first. - Of course."
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"And John Williams."
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"Congratulations. Stewie's gonna be on the show."
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"Who did this to you?!"
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"Previously on "Family Guy":"
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"Oh, my God. Tell your father not to start the car."
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"Everyone I told about the file is dead."
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"Face it. He's never coming out of that coma."
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"Brian's gone to Los Angeles to find himself."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""He's a family guy"
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"Don't throw out Brian's things."
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"He won't be in LA for ever. He just needs to find himself."
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"He's not coming back, Lois. He just walked out on us."
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"Here it comes, buddy."
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"Argh! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"What are the odds? Argh!"
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"You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress."
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"- Let me see. - Argh! Argh!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. There. All better?"
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"You are some piece of work, lady. If you... Actually, yes, it is."
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""Greetings from California. I've been very busy. ""
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""Having a great time trying to make it as a writer in LA.""
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""It's as easy as everyone thinks it is. ""
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""I've been working the room at a lot of Hollywood parties. " Oh!"
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"Bobby! Loved you in Raging Bull."
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"Hey, Jodie, how's the baby?"
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"All right."
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"I need more cheese puffs. Oprah's off the wagon. No toothpicks. She'll hurt herself."
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