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Clips from South Park - I'm a Little Bit Country (S07E07)

"Yeah! That's right. Let's get back to work!"
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"Do you think kids in every town have to deal with this crap?"
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"I am John Hancock, President of the Congress."
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"Wow!"
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"Mr. John Adams?"
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"Aye."
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"Will you do the honours of reading the document to Congress, please?"
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""When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people..."
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""We mutually pledge to each other,"
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""our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honour."
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""P.S. Every Thursday should be free ice cream day. ""
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"Excuse me, but does this declaration actually suggest"
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"that we should go to war with England?"
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"We have no choice, Mr. Dickinson!"
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"All right, everyone! Thank you all for coming out to protest the war, m'kay."
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"Don't kid yourselves!"
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"These people have come out to support our troops, right?"
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"Oh, no, you don't! We're doing our pro-war song first!"
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"Yeah! The last thing these people want"
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"is another bleeding heart rock protest song!"
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"People, I told you, you have to share the stage!"
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"Nobody wants to hear another pro-war country song!"
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"Well, excuse me if..."
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"I'm a little bit country"
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"I'm a little for supporting our troops"
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"And I'm a little for bringing them home"
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"Did you forget them towers in New York?"
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"Were you like me? Did you think it weren't real?"
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"I like to rock but I don't want to rock Iraq!"
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"The only kind of rocking America should do is the kind that we can all dance to"
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"We've got GPS, ICBMs and good ol' fashion lead"
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"We're gonna show Saddam what America means"
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"That son of a bitch'll be dead"
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"Why are we fighting this war?"
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"There's a man in the office we didn't vote for!"
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"We must go to war!"
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"But what about the violence, the lives lost?"
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"If we found a country, it should be founded on peace and diplomacy!"
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"England will only understand one thing, force."
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"I must state again for the record that"
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"are against war."
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"Yeah, because you don't care about the fate of the Colonies like we do."
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"You're all unpatriotic! And if you don't like the Colonies, then you can get out."
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"Don't you call us unpatriotic. We are protesting this war because"
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"we care so deeply for the fate of our Colonies!"
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"You are all unpatriotic for leading the Colonies into a war"
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"that half of them don't want!"
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"Tom, I'm standing in the town square where the war rally has been going on"
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"for an incredible 87 hours."
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"The crowd still appears to be split right down the middle."
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"perhaps you can listen to the voices of the children."
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"- What? - We didn't do our homework."
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"Boys! You were supposed to come out here"
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"and tell everyone about the Founding Fathers."
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"Well, first we lost one study partner"
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"when Cartman put himself in the hospital and then they took Kenny away"
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"and then Kyle forgot to set his clock ahead for daylight-savings,"
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"That's because the Founding Fathers would have supported the war!"
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"The Founding Fathers would have protested like us!"
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"Support!"
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"Protest!"
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"Country!"
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"Rock 'n' roll!"
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"- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!"
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"We cannot found a country based on war!"
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"We cannot found a country that is afraid to fight!"
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"- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!"
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"- Benjamin Franklin. - It's Mr. Franklin."
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"Benjamin Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Benjamin Franklin."
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"Mr. Franklin, where do you stand on the war issue?"
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"I believe that if we are to form a new country, we cannot be a country"
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"that appears war-hungry and violent to the rest of the world."
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"However, we also cannot be a country that appears weak and unwilling to fight"
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"that appears to want both?"
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"Yes. Yes, of course!"
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"We go to war and protest going to war at the same time."
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"Right. If the people of our new country are allowed to do whatever they wish,"
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"then some will support the war and some will protest it."
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"And that means that as a nation we could go to war"
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"with whomever we wished,"
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"then the country will be forever blameless!"
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"Wow, I get it now! I get it!"
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"Here it goes."
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"I wish I could go back to my time. To my time... To my time..."
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"the world has ever seen, and they knew one thing,"
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"and at the same time act like it doesn't want to."
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"because they make the country look"
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"like it's made of sane, caring individuals."
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"And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag wavers"
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"because if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft, pussy protestors,"
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"we'd get taken down in a second."
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"That's why the Founding Fathers decided we should have both."
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"It's called having your cake and eating it, too."
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"He's right. The strength of this country"
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"Yeah, if it weren't for all you guys protesting,"
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"everyone around the world would hate the American people"
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"instead of just the President."
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"And if it weren't for you people flexing your arms,"
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"I guess we owe you an apology."
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"I guess we owe you one."
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"Cartman? Cartman saved the day?"
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"It can't be."
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"The Founding Fathers want you all to know"
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"as long as we agree that America kicks ass."
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"Hey, I'm a little bit country"
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"And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll"
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"I'll be the muscle of America"
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"And me, I'll be the caring soul"
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"To thrive and prosper with a little country and rock 'n' roll"
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"Come on up here, everybody!"
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"We're a little bit country And we're a little bit rock 'n' roll"
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"And still tells the world that we don't"
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"Let the flag for hypocrisy fly high from every pole"
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"Cause we're a little bit country and we're a little bit rock 'n' roll"
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"Well, good night, everybody."
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"It sure has been great bringing you 100 episodes."
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"We wanna thank our guests, the pro-war people"
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"- What the hell are they doing now? - I don't know."
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"He's right. Boy, do I feel like a fool."
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"His chances of surviving are very slim."
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