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Clips from South Park - I'm a Little Bit Country (S07E07)

"Well, that's just jingles."
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"Because I'm assigning all you little flag burners a full report"
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"on 1776 and the Founding Fathers!"
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"I can't do it. This is way too much material for a nine-year-old."
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"you sit on ass while the rest of us do all the work!"
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"But you guys are such better studiers than me. I know you can pull it off."
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"I wonder what it used to be like in those days."
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"I'm trying to have a flashback."
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"You know, if I have a flashback, then I can see what 1776 was like first-hand."
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"No, you just have to study."
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"Okay, okay. How about this?"
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"Say, guys, 1776 was so long ago. I wonder what life would have been like"
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"Wait, wait, I know, I know."
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"You know, guys, I don't even care about 1776."
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"It was so long ago that I don't think it has anything to do with me."
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"With me... Anything to do with me... With me..."
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"That isn't going to work, dumb ass!"
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"Kids, let's keep it down for study groups"
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"There. All finished! From now on, this is the pro-war side of town"
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"and that's the unpatriotic side."
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"How about we call this the rational side of town"
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"and that the redneck side?"
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"You just keep all your flag burning"
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"and your hippie rock protest songs on your side of the town!"
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"Hey, wait a minute. Your side of town has the post office."
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"Well, your side has the grocery store."
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"Well, you could come to our side of town to use the post office"
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"if we can go to your side to use the grocery store."
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"Can we cross the line to take our kids to school?"
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"just like we can cross the line for hardware supplies,"
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"gas and pharmaceutical needs."
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"Hey, everybody, this is never gonna work."
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"Don't you see? All this dividing up the town, it's just ridiculous."
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"What we really should be doing"
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"All I have to do is be thinking about American history"
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"when I walk through this doorway."
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"I'll trip the rope, causing the rock to fall on my head,"
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"Cartman, you are hereby declared a full-fledged retard."
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"Make fun of me all you want, Kyle, but I will have the last laugh."
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"Gentlemen, if you will clear the doorway, please?"
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"Oh, gee, I wonder what it used to be like in the year 1776?"
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"- Benjamin Franklin? - No, turd pants, it's Kyle!"
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"- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!"
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"Okay, people, what are we rabbling about now?"
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"and now these pro-war bastards are suddenly trying to say"
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"they get the town square!"
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"Our rally to support the war was set up months ago!"
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"Hey, if you don't like America, then you can get out."
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"Look, nobody wants to hear a bunch of twangy country music,"
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"pro-war propaganda!"
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"Nobody wants to hear a bunch of rock protest songs!"
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"Up yours, rednecks!"
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"- Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! - Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!"
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"Quiet, people!"
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"The town square is public space."
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"That means if neither group will nicely and maturely"
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"move the day of its rally,"
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"I'll just have to give the town square to both groups."
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"All right, that's fine,"
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"We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle."
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"Yeah? See you Saturday,"
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"mckizzer shanizzernilla shnazz beyaznatch kazizza."
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"- Cartman? - Cartman?"
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"You better be studying, God damn it."
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"Oh, yes! I am just about to flash back to the days of our Founding Fathers."
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"Cartman, you're supposed to be studying! What the hell is all this?"
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"I have programmed TiVo to record over 50 hours of the History Channel."
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"combining our electro-whatever fields,"
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"Cartman, I think that's a really bad idea."
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"Or a really sweet one."
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"Your TiVo is full."
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"Here it goes!"
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"Cartman? Cartman?"
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"Oh, crap."
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"Oy, there, young lad! Are you all right?"
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"Would you like a ride into town?"
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"to get a very important document, I am."
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"Kick... ass, dude!"
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"Never seen you around here, friend. Might you be from up north?"
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"No, I'm not from here at all. I'm having a flashback!"
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"Look at me, I'm back in time in 1776"
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"and humble houses made of bricks"
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"I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here I hate those guys seriously"
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"Seriously hate those guys Hate Stan and Kyle"
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"Your son tried to kill himself"
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"in a ritualistic fashion I've never seen before."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"- Get up! Get up! - Easy, Kyle."
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"But it's not fair! We have to do a full report"
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"on the Founding Fathers and Cartman got out of helping us, again!"
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"I guess we're just gonna have to do it with the three of us. Come on, guys."
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"but you must come toward the light. Come toward the light."
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"Here we are then, the current residence of Master Thomas Jefferson!"
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"Super neat-o!"
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"I'm afraid you'll have to wait here."
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"Sorry, only the official messenger boy is allowed to talk to Mr. Jefferson."
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"Okay, I guess I understand."
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"I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over"
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"Hello, I am Thomas Jefferson."
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"And I am the official messenger boy, I am!"
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"Wow, the Declaration of Independence Day."
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"and others want to avoid war at all costs."
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"Perhaps this document will make the reasons for war obvious to all."
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"Good luck, young messenger. Now make haste!"
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"Okay, so Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence,"
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"then the Continental Congress..."
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"- No war! No war! No war! - Oh, Jesus."
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"on what the Founding Fathers would say about the war."
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"Hey, that's a terrific idea!"
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"- Support our troops! - Support our troops!"
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"See? I told you they had your son!"
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"The boys are going to give a presentation at our rally"
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"What? No!"
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"Actually, we hadn't really come to a decision..."
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"Yeah! Support our troops! Support our troops!"
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"Kenny, no."
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"Now we lost two in our study group!"
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"God damn it!"
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"Can you believe those hick sons of bitches?"
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"Manipulating their kids into being on their side!"
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