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Clips from Scrubs - My Screwup (S03E03)

"That feels so good. Right there."
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"How about a Russian roulette booth? And we put bullets in all the chambers,"
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"Now I'll never meet Bob Saget."
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"Is their brother Ben coming?"
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"- Thorns! - Bloody."
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"That's good. Try and do it with your head in sort of a less jarring position."
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"'Til the day I die."
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"So that means that you and I have something in common."
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"I have to get going."
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"Here's me at the Great Wall of China."
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"This was you and me eight seconds ago."
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"that you occasionally wanna check up on."
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"- I do think that. - You know what?"
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"It'd be better if you focus on how you're doing this for Sean."
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"I would be excited to fix it for her."
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"You said it was your tickle button. You made me shave my moustache."
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"Oh, damn, a brother finally can breathe!"
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"You wanna quit? Then quit!"
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"But you, sir, are a worthless peon, and you always will be a worthless peon."
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"We lose him, we lose our sex appeal."
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"You know my rule about personal problems."
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"Should I be worried about the old ticker?"
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"Newbie, perfect timing. I have to run $150 down to the police station"
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"Only me. Your new job is to take young Ben here by the hand"
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"- What? - Don't ask. I'm swamped."
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"I already looked at his EKG and he's not gonna die in the next 30 minutes."
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"Now, go!"
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"That? That's cute. It's like a tickle button."
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"- You'd be a butt face. - That'd be a funny nickname."
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"- That's a code. - I'm gonna get out of this mole thing."
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"- Whatever, butt-face. - Uncool."
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"Sir, I think I figured out how my problem affects one of your loved ones."
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"Thank God you're here. I need someone to talk to."
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"Usually I'd talk to Dr Cox but he's doing stuff."
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"There's Laverne, but I'm kind of her boss"
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"It's just that I told Turk I didn't like his mole and I feel guilty now."
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"so we're not going to be able to perform at your son's party."
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"He told you he has too many patients. He's swamped."
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"The kid screwed up."
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"And guilt can lead to compromise."
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"but you gotta be willing to take my last name when we get married."
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"- Brace yourself. - What are you doing here?"
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"- I'm on call tonight. - Not anymore."
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"- Well, that was good listening. - Thank you."
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"You've been here for 60 straight hours. You need to go home."
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"Right, put us down for Ben plus one."
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"Nice hand."
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"I meant the cards."
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"I don't think he understands that "Espinosa" is more than a name to me."
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"Nurse Snickers, until now you've been white noise."
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"I don't attend parties where the guest of honour has no idea what's going on."
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"He tried to get the coat check girl thrown out"
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"but God bless him, he's gonna go ahead and wet the bed anyway."
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"Come on!"
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"Look, why don't you just let me take this little mental breakdown of yours"
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"is a veritable who's who of incompetent puppets?"
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"- No, I haven't seen her. - Well, if you do, page me."
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"Come on!"
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"What? They're my shower shorts."
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"I'm just here to get a nasal speculum."
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"I just wish I didn't hate that mole so much."
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"I made her have surgery but that just made things worse."
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"I can't fall asleep without the sound of that gasping, wheezing woman"
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"lying right next to me."
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"I'd marry her tomorrow."
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"I'm gonna get right to it. You tell Carla my mole's inoperable,"
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"See ya!"
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"Those are ridiculous."
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"Look, I just wanted to say that what happened, it wasn't your fault"
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"- and I'm sorry. - Thanks."
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"Come on, let's get dressed and go."
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"... or accepting someone you love just the way they are..."
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"- How come you're not dressed up? - You see any holes in these pants?"
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"- No. - I'm glad you made it."
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"There's one more thing you have to do for me."
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"- God, you're, you're so annoying. - Yeah."
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"- Pictures of what? - Crying babies covered in chocolate."
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"It's just that there's something wrong with my left foot."
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"You guys would think it's disgusting."
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"- I'm a doctor. This has been in people. - I cut people open."
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"OK. I have a huge bunion."
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"Sean's back in a few weeks. What am I supposed to do?"
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"and tell him you grew it because you missed him."
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"- Cut me the hell up. - Dammit."
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"Thanks, Nurse Espinosa."
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"No, we'll just have one of those modern marriages"
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"where the husband and wife don't love each other."
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"- You OK? - All good."
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"It's Jack's first birthday. I got a petting zoo for the kids."
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"We need something for the adults."
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"that way everybody wins."
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"Zip it. The only reason we invited you"
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"is because you have your own SpongeBob SquarePants costume."
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"- Why not? - Because her whole family is in town."
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"- I destroyed that videotape we made. - What tape?"
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"Danni, if you don't act concerned,"
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"no one at America's Funniest Home Videos will think this is real."
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"- Not even a little? - No."
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"Can I see that for a second? Thanks."
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"Not a strong moment for you, Polly."
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"I need to get it started first."
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"You still doing the whole "kooky guy who brings his camera everywhere" thing?"
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"Is this thing made of Teflon?"
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"What's weird is it's taken my best friend so long to come and see my son."
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"It went into remission and I wanted to see the world"
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"Got some good pictures though. Here. Check it out."
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"This is me at the Pyramids."
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"And, this... When was this? Oh yeah!"
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"Jordan says while you were on your world leukaemia tour"
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"Ben, turns out cancer's the kind of ailment"
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"I tell you what, I missed the hell out of you. I did."
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"Thanks, Perry. You know, I missed you too."
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"Elliot, you're gonna have to take off your sock."
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"If I do, then whenever you look at me, you'll think "giant gross foot"."
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"Like that guard with the hook for the hand."
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"All anybody thinks when they see him is "big giant afro"."
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"If there was something about me physically that bothered Carla,"
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"It'd make our relationship better and more..."
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"That was before I knew what was under there."
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"Sir, you know my band The Worthless Peons?"
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