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Clips from American Dad! - Bully for Steve (S05E05)

"[Sobbing] Pick me up! I'm sick!"
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"[Groans]"
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"Oh, hell, no."
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"- What are you doing? - I was gonna meet the guys at the new park."
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"But I didn't realize it was gonna be so hilly. Can I get a ride to the top?"
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"No way. Jose, listen."
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"Obstacles are meant to be overcome."
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"Rise to the challenge and get up that hill."
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"Go play with your friends in the park."
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"Nah. Toshi will text me a picture."
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"Between me and you, I just want to see the landscaping."
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"You shy away from every challenge."
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"- I'm shy. - Well, you can't shy away from a crate of oranges."
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"A crate of oranges?"
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"- What? Like a brownstone? - Yes, like a brownstone."
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"Now, you've got to get a heavy crate of oranges upstairs."
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"She's waiting in your apartment for them."
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"Oh, yay! Mom's visiting?"
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"- [Gasps] - And she needs those oranges."
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"Oh, geez."
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"Well, I'll just pay someone to bring them up."
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"Look, she needs those oranges."
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"Without those oranges, she'll be dead by morning."
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"Whew! Long mission. China be huge!"
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"What up, Demi? Where Whoopi at?"
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"[Chuckles] You probably don't know that movie."
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"Hey, Reggie. So you just get back?"
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"Yes! I mean, yeah, sure, whatever."
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"I get it. You're playing it cool."
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"In fact, I am so cool, I'm-a go pick up myself one of those polyester-style jackets."
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"What do you call them? They're kind of slippery."
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"They swish- Windbreaker. That's the word."
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"[Clicks Tongue] Girl, you did not help me at all there, did you?"
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"- Turns out I was right to be worried about him. - You followed Steve all day?"
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"I don't know what you thought was in your butt-hole in the Target parking lot..."
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"but you were- you were really trying to find it."
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"Anyway, Steve avoids every obstacle. He's a total wimp."
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"Stan, stop. He's a good kid. He does well in school. He's not on drugs."
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"Love him for who he is."
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"Hi. Called in a "to go" order for a P.B. and banana on wheat."
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"That'll be two kisses."
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"Ooh, I only got a five. I'm gonna need change."
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"Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah."
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"And three's your change. Mwah, mwah, mwah."
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"## [Humming]"
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"It was just itchy."
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"I don't believe you."
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"# Raise your hand if you're a happy dude #"
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"# I do, I do #"
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"Dad? [Grunts]"
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"- Out here I'm not your dad. - What are you talking about?"
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"And you need a bully to toughen you up."
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"Well, now you got one- me."
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"Yeah, that's what your mom said last night!"
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"Whoa. Slow down there, champ. How was your day?"
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"Oh, no. What happened?"
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"I-I got beat up."
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"Sounds like you got a bully."
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"Yeah! It's you!"
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"Hmm? I'm not sure what you're talking about."
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"I had a bully once. Stelio Kontos was his name."
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"He was as mean as he was Greek."
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"He totally tormented me."
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"One time he made me keep a live bat in my underpants all day."
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"Gave me ass rabies."
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"My anus was frothing like a cappuccino."
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"[Bell Dings]"
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"Anyway, that olive-skinned bastard made me into the man I am today."
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"The kind that bullies his own son?"
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"Right. You see, Steve, the good thing about bullies is they don't just go away."
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"You're forced to deal with them."
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"- How did you deal with Stelio? - Mmm, good story. He moved away."
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"- [Sighs] - But your bully's not going anywhere."
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"So deal with him. You'll be better off for it."
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"[Gasps] Steve! Oh, my God! Who did this to you?"
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"Better not say a fuckin' word, or I'll kill you."
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"It was not Dad."
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"We're narrowing it down."
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"Who else can we cross off the list?"
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"I don't think you'd do this to yourself. That's two."
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"[Screams]"
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"You don't know that. You're not a doctor."
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"Stand up for yourself. Fight me."
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"- like I did to your mom last night. - [Wheel Squeaking]"
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"Oh, come on, man. You got to let me on."
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"I'm trying to create a moment with this girl."
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"I respect this bitch. I love this bitch."
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"Wrap your arms around that bitch. Never let her go."
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"Come on, baby. Our chariot awaits."
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"Jeff?"
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"- You look awesome, babe. - You look great too."
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"trying to track down the inventor of the everything bagel."
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"and, you know, that's like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
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"[Clears Throat]"
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"Oh. Sorry. Reginald, this is Jeff."
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"We-We used to date."
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"Oh. Well, that is so fun."
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"It's super sad."
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"Yeah, sure. I..."
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"Oh, that's okay. You two go ahead."
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"I'm gonna eat a whole turkey leg, then find a clean porta-john to destroy."
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"- You smell great. - Thanks. How's Yerhugeva Gina?"
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"Upstaged by a wily-ass hippie."
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"[Groans] These shots are no good for my crime scene portfolio."
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"If only you were a little more mangled."
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"Grab it for me?"
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"You never do anything for me."
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"Is there anything better than night tennis?"
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"Ja. A racially pure Europe."
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"Steve, look at you!"
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"Oh, this bully thing is out of control!"
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"Violence is never the answer."
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"Steve, have you tried reasoning with this boy?"
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"Maybe he just needs a friend."
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"Dip your fingers in there for me?"
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"Come on. That was your left hand, drama queen."
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"Where am I off to?"
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"You know. Talk a little?"
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"It's just, my dad left when I was young."
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"Mmm. Delish. Want a sip?"
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