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Clips from American Dad! - Bully for Steve (S05E05)

"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"I'm pursuing a newfound passion..."
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"Steve's up! Morning, every- [Screams]"
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"Steve, a homosexual giant called."
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"It was under the daybed. Sorry for the confusion."
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"What if he doesn't let me return it? I don't prefer confrontation."
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"[Screams]"
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"Oh, God. That's peppery."
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"It's all right, sugar. We'll cross together."
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"[Steve] Daddy!"
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"[Inhales, Sighs]"
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"- You shy away from- Oh, God! Oh, my God! - [Parking Brake Clicks]"
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"I can't wait to show her the city."
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"Oh, my God! Mommy, no!"
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"[Groans]"
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"How old are you? How old am I?"
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"Yeah. Now I'm on a bigger mission."
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"When I was a kid, you used to get your ass kicked if you were a wimp."
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"# Shake your tush if you like Chinese food #"
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"- and as soon as anything gets difficult, you give up. - So?"
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"So? You're a wimp!"
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"Bad. It-It was bad."
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"[Door Opens]"
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"Okay, it wasn't Dad. Good."
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"I know I didn't do it."
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"I sprained my wrist!"
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"I'm taking this. What are you gonna do about it?"
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"I-I-I don't know."
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"Well, I'm gonna mount this and ride it hard..."
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"##[Carnival]"
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"I thought you were in Jerusalem..."
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"Nice to meet you. Hey, you guys wanna see where all the clowns sleep?"
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"Oh. But we were about to go on the Ferris wheel."
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"[Hayley] Oh, Yerhugeva? She's good."
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"She's back in Croatia for the winter..."
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"[Shutter Clicking]"
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"[All Laugh]"
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"Hey, Francine, I dropped my bracelet in the garbage disposal."
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"- [Garbage Disposal Whirs] - Roger!"
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"You can't reason with a bully!"
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"I know, I know. That's what Mom said last night."
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"I won't tell! I'll never tell!"
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"- [Boy Screams] - Oh, shit!"
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"Stan, come back here!"
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"Stan, get back here!"
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"[Tires Screech]"
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"He's fine the way he is!"
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"[Screaming]"
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"[Screams, Grunts]"
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"[Grunts]"
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"Thanks, Jack. See you next time."
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"How's that?"
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"I prefer under to over."
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"Do you know how long makeup took?"
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"I was in the chair at 4:00 a.m.!"
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"Oh, hey, Reggie."
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"Seeing Jeff brought up a lot of old feelings."
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"- Now I'm gonna give you some time to listen to your heart. - But..."
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"# Take your time, figure out how you feel #"
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"# You'll be ready for "koala-ty" #"
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"# Time ##"
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"[School Bell Rings]"
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"Shoot it in black and white so it looks like Raging Bull."
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"[Gasping]"
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"# Stelio #"
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"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs?"
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"I can pay someone to bring them up for me..."
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"- # Stelio # - [Grunts]"
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"- # Stelio Kontos # - [Groaning]"
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"No! You're not doing it yourself, Steve."
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"So it doesn't count."
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"Really? Sure looks like it counts to me."
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"# Stelio Kontos #"
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"- # Stelio Kontos # - [Grunting]"
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"# Stelio #"
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"You're hired. Your first assignment..."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"You guys see my rad new camera?"
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"crime scene photography."
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"Ooh, like the guys on CSI?"
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"and I was like, "I want to do that!"..."
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"and you were like, "You totally should"?"
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"- Ring a bell? - Not at all."
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"Are you sure you weren't just high on angel dust talking to the ceiling fan?"
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"Oh, that's right! Anyway, I need a portfolio..."
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"of some gruesome, hard-to-Iook-at photos."
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"- Don't got the time. - [Horn Honks, Tires Screech]"
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"I took down the stop sign on Forest Wood Drive."
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"Looks like I got a bite!"
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"I'm okay!"
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"- He said he wants his shirt back. - [Rings, Beeps]"
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"- Hello? - False alarm, baby."
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"Gotta go. I blamed a lot of people for this one."
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"- [Giggles] - [Beeps]"
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"- [Beeps] - Turns out he found it. So, whose shirt is that?"
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"Mine. The guy at the store told me it was a small..."
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"but when I got home and took it out of the bag, it was a double X.L."
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"So? Take it back."
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"Oh, I already opened the package."
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"Son, go upstairs, find your nads..."
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"they're probably in your Lego tub..."
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"then go back to that store and demand the correct size!"
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"Leave Steve alone."
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"He's a gentle soul, and I love him for it."
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"I'm not okay! [Groans]"
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"[Sighs] Is Steve always this passive?"
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"God, I better look into this."
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"Oh, you're worrying about a hill of bananas."
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"By the way, "hill of bananas"? I like that. Is that a real expression?"
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"No."
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"Good for you!"
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"Okay, kid, let's see how wimpy you really are."
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"[Winces, Seethes]"
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"Brenda's got you. You're her whole world right now."
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"Brenda's my dead cousin."
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"French bread pizza! My favorite!"
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"Come on, Steve, do something!"
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"Oh, don't start crying."
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"Why are you pulling out your cell phone? Who are you calling?"
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