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Clips from King of the Hill - You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill (S06E06)

"[students murmuring]"
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"Sister Peggy, if cats can't pray, do they still go to heaven?"
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"Well, now, I'm not sure where I heard this, but all dogs go to heaven..."
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"so I am sure that cats do not."
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"[students murmuring]"
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"Bobby, sorry I did not have time to make you lunch this morning..."
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"but maybe you can trade this can of beets for something, huh?"
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"You know, Donna had plenty of time to make her kids lunch..."
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"and she was robbing us blind."
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"-Hank, when are you going to quit sulking? -I don't know..."
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"but when I do, I'll give you two weeks' notice..."
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"which is more than you gave me."
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"You know how the smell of propane gives you goose bumps?"
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"For me, it is the smell of children learning Spanish."
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"I wish you could open your nose to my passion."
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"[sighing]"
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"And you never believed in my comedy career either!"
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"Billy. There you go."
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"I dropped my practice wafer on the floor."
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"Five-second rule."
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"It is called a habit, sir, and you are drunk."
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"I'll be right back. Danny, lead the room in a game of Bible hangman."
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"I'm not really a nun. I am only pretending to be a nun..."
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"so I can teach here."
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"You would rather live a lie than sell an honest day's gas?"
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"With the gajillion things that are right about this..."
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"It's not like I'm dressing up as a rabbi and circumcising people left and right."
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"And people do that, you know."
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"[sighing] At least when Whoopi Goldberg posed as a nun..."
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"[gasping]"
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"[choir siigiig]"
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"[screamiig]"
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"[speakiig Spaiish]"
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"Oh, this is the worst show ever."
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"Is it another flashback episode?"
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"I know anger is a sin..."
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"and think it represents the teachings of the Catholic Church."
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"I say whatever gets people talking about Catholicism..."
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"is a good thing."
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"Sister, our children's souls are at stake."
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"What if one of your students watched an episode..."
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"and spit sacramental wine?"
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"Or used a communion wafer as a ninja throwing star?"
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"Okay. Say those are sins."
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"It's nothing a confession with Father McCleary..."
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"couldn't take care of."
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"I hear he can fix anything."
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"Oh, he is good."
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"Sister Peggy, if the children are confused with a lot of nonsense..."
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"-Do you mean hell? -Yep."
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"So if you don't mind, the Ladies Doral Open is on."
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"[sighing]"
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"Sister Peggy, I really like going to church."
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"Does that mean I can give it up for Lent?"
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"Well, I'm pretty sure God wouldn't like it."
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"Good for you."
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"Now, who had that question about birth control?"
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"[screaming]"
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"I didn't know it was a sin!"
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"You leave her alone! It's not her fault!"
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"Oh, thank God!"
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"That's a clean-burning hell, I tell you what!"
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"I.... Mother Superior?"
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"You just can't get a jury to convict in this country."
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"Well, yes."
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"But I think my take on the whole thing might be a tad blasphemous."
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"Mother Superior, I have a confession to make."
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"[all gasping]"
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"Why would you do this?"
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"Because I love to teach, not because I hate your religion."
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"I want you out of here now."
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"[grunting]"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I couldn't find full-time teaching work, so I'm here to begin my new life..."
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"Working here is my penance."
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"So, working at Strickland is like a punishment to you?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Hank. I didn't mean it that way. I--"
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"Any other job is gonna feel like a punishment."
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"When you finally do get that full-time teaching job..."
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"here's something you can keep your pencils in."
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"Of course, you know it can't leave Strickland property."
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"(Peggy) Trais what iow?"
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"Bobby Hill, put down that phone!"
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"What if an algebra teacher died in a car accident, huh?"
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"And you are in for a treat..."
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"""A penny saved is a penny earned."" Try and follow that."
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"[keys jingling]"
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"how would you like to come to work with me at Strickland?"
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"[laughing] Oh, no, Claire. Quite the opposite."
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"[groaiiig]"
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"at Saint lgnatius Catholic School."
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"Sister Peggy..."
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"In Español,"
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"Yep, I will be home late."
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"Iike always, because Strickland is a well-oiled machine."
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"So, how's your first week going?"
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"Come on. Keep them coming. Let's see who can stump the sister."
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"-There. -Sister Peggy..."
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"What are you wearing?"
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"[students screaming]"
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"[sighing]"
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"Peggy, you're fired."
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"(boy) Traisubstaitiatioi,"
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"I'm sleeping with the new employee."
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"Peggy, someone found these flyers in a dumpster."
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"[car door closing]"
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"Oh, please! A real priest would never do that."
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"I feel like I'm really making a difference in my students' lives."
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"How would you like to fly a kite and learn the key to electricity?"
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"Transubstantiation."
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"I would have to say no."
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"Sorry about that. Just be a second."
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"These can never, ever leave the office."
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"[telephone ringing]"
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"-Thank you, but no. -Come on. It'd be fun."
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"I am a Methodist."
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"No!"
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"[thunder cracking]"
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"Yeah, well, I was getting tired of her anyway."
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"This is the Char King lmperiale."
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