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Clips from King of the Hill - You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill (S06E06)

"If I cannot find a full-time job..."
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"Great."
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"I'll put in the paperwork for a coffee mug with your name on it."
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"Worst-case scenario, it'll be your Christmas present."
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"[children chattering]"
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"Principal Moss, I have great news."
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"I am ready to teach full-time. That's right."
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"From 9:00 to 3:00, five days a week, 35 weeks a year."
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"Would if I could, Peggy."
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"But we're in the middle of a state-wide hiring freeze."
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"Well, surely they have to make exceptions."
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"If you want, I'd be glad to forward this résumé to the governor."
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"Sorry. Good luck, Peggy."
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"And this, class, is a stegosaurus, which is--"
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"Which is Latin for ""covered lizard."""
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"that does not make him lrish."
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"And my résumé for you. I'm very good."
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"(Peggy) Nope. Taken."
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"(principal) We have learned so much from her here on earth."
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"I know she'll continue teaching up in heaven. Amen."
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"(all) Amen."
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"Beautiful words, Principal. Very, very moving."
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"Have you filled her position yet?"
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"-She retired 10 years ago. -Oh."
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"Okay then. I suppose we should start with lesson one."
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"I almost forgot."
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"You are hereby requisitioned three Strickland Propane pens."
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"Sorry to be a spoilsport, but Donna ruined it for everyone."
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"Hey, Peggy. Welcome aboard."
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"You told her about the pens, right?"
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"Just so you don't hear it from anyone else..."
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"Hank, we got a code green."
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"They're running low on propane at the WhatABurger."
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"Actually, that's a code yellow, sir."
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"Yeah, whatever. It's your dumb system. You figure it out."
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"Peggy, we are going out on your first propane run."
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"Get your jacket and hat. Heck, get your camera."
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"It's like something out of the movies."
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"When you lift, always remember to use your legs."
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"Have you gotten out of the teaching game?"
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"I have decided to teach full-time."
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"In fact, I'm doing location scouting for field trips."
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"No, this parking lot is no good. So, what are you doing here?"
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"My cousin got me an interview for a teaching job over at Saint lgnatius."
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"-Oh, really? Full-time? -Maybe."
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"I see you are wearing your huaraches."
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"It's Spanish."
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"Hank..."
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"I thought maybe I could show some initiative..."
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"You remind me of a young me."
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"That way, when they get in the driver's seat, bam! There it is."
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"[children chattering]"
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"Well, it may have been the best interview of my life..."
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"right up until they said they'd really rather hire a nun."
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"Just being celibate isn't enough."
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"[children chattering]"
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"-Who's next? -I am."
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"Sister Peggy Hill."
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"So, may I see your résumé?"
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"is written on the smiling faces of the children of El Salvador..."
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"where I did my most recent nunning."
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"You know what?"
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"I have free international calling on my cellular telephone."
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"Why don't I just give them a jingle-jangle and get a reference?"
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"Oh, yes. That would be great."
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"Except my order just took a permanent vow of silence."
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"Yakety-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak."
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"this school could really use a teacher with your qualifications. But I'm afraid--"
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"Mother Superior, do you know what a calling is?"
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"All of my life I've had a calling to teach. This is my life's work."
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"But without a résumé or references--"
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"I do come with a reference, the best there is."
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"He doesn't have a telephone or a fax..."
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"[dog barking]"
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"[speakiig Spaiish]"
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"[groaiiig]"
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"Up, down, left, right."
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"[door opening]"
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"Now, I have a hard time imagining that..."
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"collected them into a neat pile, and threw them away."
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"-Call me cynical-- -Well, yes."
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"-I quit. -Quit?"
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"Well, I was just gonna let you off with a warning..."
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"Hank, I have great news."
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"I just got my dream job teaching Spanish full-time..."
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"Hank, I am thrilled with me. Why can't you be?"
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"Okay, fine. Go teach. Propane sells itself. Doesn't need you."
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"[bell gonging]"
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"Bueios días, Me llamo Mrs...."
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"Can anyone tell me what this is?"
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"[all gasping]"
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"[children chattering]"
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"Okay, my turn."
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"or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?"
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"-Lizard. -The lizard, man."
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"they will not let me leave."
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"I need excitement to feel excited."
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"[singing in Spanish]"
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"[bell ringing]"
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"Oh, Mother Superior..."
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"This is easily the most rewarding job I have ever had."
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"More rewarding than teaching crippled children to walk in El Salvador?"
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"Tons more."
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"Well, I couldn't be more pleased with your work."
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"As a matter of fact, I've assigned you..."
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"next period."
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"-Principles of Catholicism? -It's only for a couple of weeks."
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"I can't get out of jury duty. It's my own fault for registering to vote."
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"Well, thank you so much. But religion's not really my subject."
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"[laughing] Oh, not your subject!"
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"You're gonna replace Sister Mary Catherine..."
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"as the cutup around here."
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"So...."
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"with the Mother Superior?"
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"-Transubstantiation. -Trans what now?"
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"Tell you what. Why don't we just rap about God?"
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"He only has one name, like Cher."
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