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Clips from King of the Hill - You There God, It's Me Margaret Hill (S06E06)

"[sighing]"
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"although I wouldn't mind getting reimbursed for the wig."
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"floating down the river."
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"All right, people. Save the lmperiales first."
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"I just figured out who's been stealing office supplies."
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"Good detective work, sir."
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"It is beneath me."
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"Just come to Strickland, Peggy."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Come on."
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"I will make you a promise I know I will not have to keep."
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"I will come work with you at Strickland."
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"And just because his name is ""O'Saurus""..."
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"[laughing]"
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"I also teach Spanish, as well as Math, grades four and under."
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"Well, your obituary was very misleading."
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"Lesson one. This is the Wagner Char King."
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"[laughing]"
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"I know."
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"It might be a few minutes."
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"Tony the manager'll probably want to talk about his new grease traps."
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"-Peggy Hill? -Well, hello, Claire."
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"""Strickland Propane""?"
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"Just a minute."
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"Es posible, Wish me luck."
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"Just a little tip."
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"Oh, well, my résumé is..."
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"And if you ask me, not a moment too soon, huh?"
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"Sister Peggy..."
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"but I believe he is listed in the Book."
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"[speakiig Spaiish]"
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"[speakiig Spaiish]"
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"[gui firiig]"
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"500 people took them off their windshields..."
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"and monitor your performance."
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"But you already have a dream job."
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"Junior grill associate at Strickland Propane."
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"...a nun."
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"[speaking Spanish]"
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"is Señor Piñata."
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"[all gasping]"
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"Tongue-kiss a lizard..."
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"Why is the other choice always ""take a shower in Bill's bathroom?"""
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"Adios, If I'm home late, it'll be because my new students are so engrossed..."
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"Well, I'm gonna be home on time..."
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"Well, I guess we're just different that way, Hank."
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"Here's one. Put a wasp up your nose..."
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"or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?"
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"Sister Peggy, will you come play kickball with us?"
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"to cover my Principles of Catholicism class..."
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"Let's see, what was the last thing you were studying..."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Sister Peggy, I have a question. Does God have a last name?"
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"Well..."
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"All right, you're disappointed. I get it."
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"Holy crap!"
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"All right. I am going to be straight with you."
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"You're impersonating a nun!"
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"she was running from gangsters!"
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"but it really steams me that kids could watch this show..."
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"Oh, so the moiseñor kills a few people here and there."
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"they may lose their faith. And you know how God punishes that."
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"Sorry I'm late. So what can I fill your little minds with?"
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"But what can he do? You caught him in a technicality."
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"[students screaming]"
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"[laughing]"
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"I didn't mean to damn their mortal souls for all of eternity!"
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"Class..."
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"-What happened to jury duty? -The trial's over."
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"So, did you finish the chapter on transubstantiation?"
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"I am not a nun."
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"I hope that you can forgive me."
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"I made a promise. And I am keeping it."
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"as a junior grill associate."
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"-They caught you, didn't they? -No. I told them the truth."
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"No, I understand. Teaching's what you love."
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"You mean it?"
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"Joseph, can you hear Connie? Connie, can you hear Joseph?"
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"People, we have conference calling!"
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"Peggy Hill, Education Solutions."
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"I am on my way."
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"I'm your substitute teacher, Mrs. Peggy Hill."
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"from my friend..."
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"Benjamin Franklin!"
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"It was a cloudy day. And I decided that I would--"
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"[door opening]"
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"-Morning, Mrs. Bonter. -Morning, class."
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"Sorry to drag you out of the house, Peggy. The cable guy came early."
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"Peggy? I'm Benjamin Franklin."
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"You'll still get paid."
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"I do not do this for the money, Erica..."
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"[thunder cracking]"
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"(Bobby) Come on, faster!"
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"[tires skidding]"
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"No time!"
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"Word is, there's a truckload of dead chickens..."
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"I hope we're not too late."
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"My keys!"
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"[thunder rumbling]"
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"[grunting]"
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"Damn!"
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"(Bill) If you're locked out..."
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"you can stay at my house until Hank gets home."
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"We could rent a movie."
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"I'll just sit here until the wind blows my keys back."
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"HANK: This is when heroes are made. MAN: Let's go."
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"Hank, bad news."
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"It's Donna."
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"Found them in her bedroom."
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"So, it looks like you gotta find us a new Donna."
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"Make sure you find one that isn't always asking..."
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"It was my first call in three months."
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"Damn anti-bacterial soap."
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"Nobody's getting sick anymore."
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"I shouldn't have to sneeze in the faculty-lounge coffee machine..."
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"just to get a chance to teach."
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"Hey, Peggy..."
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"I see where I'm going with this."
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"It is time for me to find and accept a full-time teaching position."
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"Hank, this obviously means a lot to you. So..."
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